Do americans really do this?

do americans really do this?

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Eat like a pig?

Yes

What film is this from? Its sitting on the edge of my tongue.

WTF I hate america now

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Deliverance. The plot is basically "A walk in the woods with rapists and like two guns."

The Ghostbusters reboot

Yes.


Yes we do.

Only southerners.

this is how you spot a pleb

>THERE WADNT NO ACTION IN IT
>NUTTIN HAPPEND

>this is how to spot a fag

You watched this one handed

How do you watch a movie two-handed?

Every day

American males have a morbid fear of being fucked up the ass, that's why it's depicted as being the ultimate in emasculation.
All those prison dramas where the newbie gets buttfucked in the shower, that stuff doesn't really happen that often, but on every American TV show or movie there's a 100 percent chance of being raped in prison.

By not having a tiny bisexual vegan nu-male cock

im trying really hard to figure out what you are implying

you really dont use your hands at all when you watch a movie

I'm never visiting america.

Only conservatives do this.

Try watching a movie two-handed when I'm outside your window with my katana unsheathed you little cuck.

Head over to Sup Forums and see for yourself

Nigger they do this shit in literally every country.

I never realized Ned Beaty looked so much like Tom Watts before.

((((propaganda))) 101

SQUEAK LIKE A PIG

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK

As opposed to bonglandians who literally invented incest and inbreeding?

Americans should be more enlightened like us Europeans. There is nothing wrong with getting your ass raped.

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That's the Greeks you brainless Amerilard

Im american and can confirm that we do indeed do this

wow really makes you think

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Loved that movie. Great cinematography, good acting all around and aweome suspense when you watch it for the first time.

I never read the book, but I really liked the realism and grit of it all. The moral ambiguity too. That scene with Voight at the top of the cliff when he's checking out the guy. Fuck. That was great stuff.

Yes. I'm taking it in the ass right now!

im norwegian and this is one of my fathers fav movies, the only problem is the norwegian retards that translate movies translated this movies title to "picnic with death", so i ended up never watching it until very recently and i was blown away

>Deliverance remake
>all the town is in on it
>slow-mo action shots
>all of them are inbred and possibly mutants
>they just won't die!
>teleportation sneak attack powers!
>CGI canoe scenes
>Arrow-cam shots
>all the good guys kill only in self-defense
>they kill as many people as in a first-person shooter game
>fat guy isn't raped, but the bad guys look at him really harshly and call him names

You know I'm right.

Directed by Zack Snyder?

I'm not norwegian, but I've experienced the same thing. Sometimes the "translated" title doesn't even have anything to do with the original one.

Worts offender:
Morgan Stewart's Coming Home was translated as (I shit you not): It's really hard to be a joker, to love pop music and horror movies when you have a father who is in a electoral campaign.

Nah, either Lenseflares Guy or Explosions Lad would direct.

Independence day

Saw this movie without knowing about the plot or anything, I thought that scene was genuinely unsettling and disturbing
Actual horror movies almost never get to me, but actual plausible and realistic stuff like this is pretty scary. The build up was so great, I think not knowing what was going to happen enhanced the experience a lot

beats the German title that translates to "everyone is first at dying"

>Party is now 3 women and 1 man. The man is the one who dies during the rapids.

>deep river

Also Airplane was translated as "Hey, we're flying!" and after that for decades every comedy was translated as "Hey, we're x!".
>mfw i realized that the exact same thing happened in several countries

>It's really hard to be a joker, to love pop music and horror movies when you have a father who is in a electoral campaign.

this can't be real

Oh my god it's fucking real.

No, it's just racism against white rural people. Same old, same old.

There must be dozens of X-Files episodes with the same theme.

Countless horror movies are basically antiwhite propaganda too.

It's just Urban American trying to make itself look better by shitting on the rurals.

>mfw I thought German translations were shit

Urban America can't deal with Urban fears so they make movies about the "other" which isn't actually that bad.

that looks like my mom when she was young

Did you fuck her?

The girl in the pic or my mom?

hahah this is what i would post. but no

are you pretending to be me ?

are (You) pretending to be me?

Why the fuck is it even allowed to totally change the tittle?

>The Shawshank Redemption
>better change it to Rita Hayworth -key to escape

All female remake of Deliverance fucking when?

SWEDEN
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only on holidays

>squeak