Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Claim

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I was going to delete it

still here


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why are chocolate covered pretzels so good

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Milk or white chocolate?

Yours was made before mine.

haruhi is fucking cute

good taste user

Are you ready for season 3?

a pretzel stick covered in milk chocolate

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Those are pretty good, but I like the white chocolate ones better

But yours was posted in thread before mine. Isn't that how it works

those are pretty good too but im happy with either

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There's no set rules.

post lewd

I'm 10 minutes into this VN and already think I may have to take double my dose of antidepressants tonight.

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get a job faggot

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Which one?

I have one.
What was the name already?

thats not good for you

Narcissu.

???

What, me taking double the dose?
>please breed me

yeah dont do that too often it will probably mess with your kidneys

Thank you Shiro.

okay i came, god bless

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>Not wanting to breed with your waifu

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That's not true. Just pointing out what I found attractive in that image.
No thanks needed.

I have some bad news about Kurome.

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Ruri IRL

Good evening to you both

:ok_hand::fire:

カラミチーマス

Right now it's midnight here, but likewise.
How's life treating you?

Oh. Well, good morning to you
It's going okay, my brother just came in for the holidays, so things will be a bit more eventful at the very least

What makes you think that I'm not a fat greasy neckbeard?

Ah, same for you.
Been some time, Alice. Been up to much?

thread lacks bellybuttons

Your name isn't Ruri, Ruri is your waifu.
Right?

Boss is angery because I moved shops to the one that needed me more. He thought I just went home without telling anyone, but I asked both my direct boss and the shop manager, and they both gave the okay.
I hate the non communication.

I suppose it goes well enough. MY brother came in today for the holidays, and I'm just playing some video games
Things are well with you?

It normally does

Belly buttons are not a sexual organ.

Family coming together for the holidays, huh? Sounds quite nice.
Have a lot of plans for these festive days?

If a different superior gave you permission, can't you push the blame to them?

posts some
never said they were

you have no imagination or perseverance user...

>it can be

This is the only place on Sup Forums that I don't get called a weeb for posting pictures I like.

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ehh i dont know
wonder why

Awooo~

Who is that four-eyed semen demon?

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Mai Minakami, from Nichijou.

I don't really like the holidays much. Too much stuff I don't really like
As far as plans go, spending Christmas day at home, then the dreaded visit of family on Boxing day. Got any plans?

why

well i only have tomoko

What a whore

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She is the purest.

>I don't really like the holidays much.
Seems like a lot of people these days don't. I guess it's just how it is.
>the dreaded visit of family on Boxing day.
Not on good terms with your family?
>Got any plans?
I'll be spending Christmas together with my mother, and I plan to catch up with some old friends that I haven't seen in a while.

King of Autism is the purest form of Mai

weebs

I wonder what Mai's hair would smell like.

>I guess it's just how it is.
I have a few personal reasons for it which caused me to dislike the holiday season in general
>Not on good terms with your family?
There aren't really any bad terms, but I greatly dislike spending time with them, it always boils down to my uncle being an ass, me getting angry and needing to do all the cleaning up after meals because they're all self centered ingrates. The only reason I still go is because I like my grandparents
>spending Christmas with my mother
That's always nice. Best not to be alone they say
>catching up with old friends
I should get around to doing this one of these days

That's a weird thing to say about someone else's waifu, don't you think?

QOTT: who's the famous reindeer of them all?

Dwyane the rock Johnson

Shinoa claimed ',:)

I don't think he qualifies as a reindeer.

that works

>I have a few personal reasons for it which caused me to dislike the holiday season in general
Reasons too personal to share?

That cutie qualifies as a reindeer to me
Not really
I think that at holiday times, people act much more fake than usual. Spreading "holiday cheer".
Fake people spreading fake cheer to other fake people seems pointless and stupid to me.
Then there's gift giving, which I can't do because I have no money, no job and live at home. But people get me things, which just reminds me that I contribute nothing and am just a sponge.
And then, there's the required family visit, which I just straight up hate at any time of year

well its just the same pics

bellybutton?

I guess.

>Right?
Indeed, you got that right, user.

Ah, that's good to hear. Make sure to spend a good amount of time with him if possible.
He's living on his own nowadays, I assume?
>Things are well with you?
Things are going decently, thank you. Just playing KC for now, hoping that I'll be able to sleep during the night.

I thought so, user.

yeah i mean belly buttons

I think you have your reindeer criteria all messed up.

Yeah, I'm not the most talkative or active person, but I try to do stuff with him while he's down visiting.
And he does live on his own, about 4 hours drive away
>playing KC
I got back into playing this again a week ago or so. Finally finished world 1 ;-;
Possibly, but I'm quite confident that that is a reindeer

good keep it up

Rudolf the pink eyed walrus

my waifu

ehh not really feeling it tonight

Yes that last one was a very cute reindeer.

Gariru claimed

>I think that at holiday times, people act much more fake than usual.
I haven't really noticed that, most of the people I'm familiar with act as "fake" as they usually do during the holidays.
It doesn't really bother me, but I can see why it would bother some.
>But people get me things, which just reminds me that I contribute nothing and am just a sponge.
I don't really like getting things when I don't give anything either.
>And then, there's the required family visit, which I just straight up hate at any time of year
Is there something making the family visit obligatory for you? If I don't feel like meeting family, I simply don't.

you will if you keep up

nah ive kind of been sick since yesterday

try some medicine

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i had some i just feel kind of bad thats all

go to bed and rest

Well, as I said. I do live with my parents, so when they go to visit my family(It's out of town), I am required to go with them. I could probably fight my way out of it, but I want to see my grandparents for what little time there is left.
Once that's no longer a barrier, I'll never be going back though