ITT: We ask for three wishes but our wish can´t have been posted before in the thread

ITT: We ask for three wishes but our wish can´t have been posted before in the thread.

I´ll start

>Time control
>Invisibility
>Having the ability to enter the Toy Story world and fuck Jesse

i wanna be a girl
100 billion dollars
immortality

him liking me
him texting me first for once
him asking me out

I want to fuck any girl I want
I want to eat without getting fat
I want to save the world and be a legend

>a vagina that's always wet, tight and infertile
>a woman capable of raising my children (needs not be attached to above vagina)
>a >10acre plot of land that's mine and mine alone (no fucking eminent domain or someone else's mineral rights and shit)

You fucking nigger those are the exact things i want
>live as long as that user does
>super strong
>always get away with rape
Fuck you asshole

>I wish I had doughnuts
>I wish I had doughnut holes
>I wish I had glue

>A loving virgin agnostic wife with conservative values though still has fun
>A well paying job that doesn't make me want to kill myself or maybe even enjoy
>3 kids of my own

I want to fuck any little girl I want without going to jail
I want to know everything about maths
I want to have telekinesis

i wish for all eaters of potatoes to suddenly shit whole potatoes

i wish for jelly fish to grow to mega proportions and raid the ocean of all boats

i wish for all pussy to be smelly loose snatches that kills dogs upon first scent

> To be loved
> To be successful
> To eradicate the entire human race.

>wants to know everything about maths
Kek

Be the best at anything I want

Make any girl fall in/out of love with me

Have the perfect body wothout having to maintain it by eating right or exercising.

>Second cock
>Third cock
>Fourth cock

>I wanna be Jesus
>have a 16 inch horsecock
>and replace Scary Spice in the Spice Girls

maths is my passion

>my gains don't fade when im old
>white people genocide all other races
>my slowly growing depression goes away

pretty good life imo

...said the virgin

> the ability to have anything I wish for at any given moment without any restrictions
> I don't need the other 2 wishes
> you're welcome

dad overcomes cancer diagnosis
mom overcomes cancer and chemotherapy
sister comes back from car crash/drunk driver tortured and then slaughtered

thanks 2016

> dubs of truth
Not the one you replied to, but I'm 24, in a math master program, and still a virgin.
> ready to kill myself

Nuclear war

Dump truck full of medicine to use as currency

Guns

hahaha if you don´t understand them that´s not my problem. And I´m not a virgin, while it is true that I have only had sex with one woman, because she has been my only girlfriend, together since highschool. What did you wish btw?

Last one counts as two wishes your wish privileges are now invalid

I'll take one or the other to be honest.

actually I am sorry to hear that. The father of one of my closest friends died from liver kidney cancer like 6 months ago

>to achieve great success
>for my dreams to become real
>to not die alone and unnoticed

meant kidney, I always confuse liver with kidney

thanks.

I want to lose my sex drive.
I want the population to be reduced to 100 million.
I want immortality up until the point I decide I've had enough.

That first wish would destroy the sewage system is almost all American cities
Except New Orleans since they use ditches on the side of the road like animals

Find a girl that was raised strictly Catholic and with above average intelligence and convert her through explaining the purpose of religion. You can do all those things user go conquer the world.

1. Everyone else to be as miserable as I am
2. For North Korea to have fully active nukes
3. A futon that is comfy

Already know all the things I want to know without having to learn it.

>Bad things don't happen
>Superhuman endurance
>All seeing eye

Having doctor Manhattans powers

Happiness.
Happiness is all I want Sup Forums.
I'm breaking down and I just want to be happy again...

but her vagina is infertile how can she raise your kids num nnuts

Forgot to post pic.

I just want my Sup Forumsros to be happy guys
That's all I need, really

>a pen
>an apple
>a pineapple

theyre two separate vaginas