Hi there Sup Forums
I`m currently jackin my shit with 4g of coke next to me while my gf is in bed upstairs (she didnt want sex tonight so i told her i was going to fap to porn downstairs) but i cant seem to get a boner, wich is a problem i normally never have. Any tips?
you've turned homosexual
now go downstairs and do a line of coke off your boyfriends penis
thanks for the tip but that's not gonna cut it :)
im pretty serious about this
im gonna post my latest favourite pornstar Janice Griffith while i wait for some replies
>cant get a boner
>his favorite pornstar is janice griffith
well,that explains it
i guess the coke part comes off pretty douchy but i just thought i should mention it :)
also janice griffith is such a hot little slut, i dont know why i dont see her get posted more on Sup Forums
forgot pic
ok apparently i didnt forgot
i dont know man i just think she has a hot face and i love her slim body and legs
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bump
Pretty disgusting that your gf is upstairs in bed and youre on the internet going crazy about another girl
Youre the problem
still not having a boner
i think you misunderstand, i dont have a fight with my gf. shes ok with it that im fappin downstairs
The coke could be cut with something that's fucking up your libido. Or maybe you're just tired. Or maybe your girlfriend rejecting you has triggered some deep subconscious paranoia within you.
maybe youre gay? faggot?
i think its probably a combination of the coke and the fact that im fappin downstairs where i normally never fap. i usually dont have troubles getting it up while on coke. any tips?
Lol I used to know this chick
Maybe you need a physical trigger of some sort. You could sniff your gf's panties. The smell of my girl's cunt always gets me rock fucking hard.
Otherwise, I'd leave it and relax. Don't focus on it too much, and it'll spring back to life when it feels like it.
Cocaine is an analgesic. Is you do enough, it kills pain and pleasure sensation in the same way painkillers do. That's why your teeth/gums can go numb. Probably just stronger stuff.
I've never done coke but I know when I do adderall it can be hard to get it up. I usually just try something weird or new and it works out. Like usually I just watch asian porn or amateur stuff but if I'm having trouble, I'll throw on some bdsm stuff or something.
fascinating. do you think shes hot? what kind of a girl is she?
There is nothing to worry about, just don't jack off now, do it later, fucktard. Nothing complicated here.
thanks for the tips anons. sometimes i put a rubber band or someting around my cock behind my balls to make my cock rock hard, maybe ill try that. more tips welcome!
haha i know what youre saying user, but if i dont cum ill sit here for hours and i dont want a lame orgasm with a flaccid dick
any of u guys like Liza Rowe?
>janicee
yeah!
Caffeine and chocolate are quick aphrodisiacs that can increase heart rate and blood flow. Worth a shot. You might be dehydrated. Water always helps. Make sure it's not too cold where you are, especially if your trousers are around your ankles. And I sometimes watch porn on my big screen TV, which is extra good for POV stuff. Gets me diamonds.
good tips user. im actually quite thirsty now u mention it and its not particulalry warm here. ill give chocolate a shot too
nice. yeah. I sometimes do tribute threads on here and it's hard to keep my dick hard for extended periods of time. Water, warmth, caffeine and chocolate all help. Plus I tend to pop l-arginine, lecithin and zinc, for better erections and loads. But I'm guessing you probably don't have those handy right now!
Torrenting some of your pornstar suggestions, they look hot.
the spots on her asshole are so hot
ORRRR you might stop fucking up your cardiovascular system with coke, you retarded nigger.
Seriously, never heard of coke dick? Stop doing coke.
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meh, i probably wont blow a load today and save my cum for later, i love busting huge nuts anyways
ditto. enjoying your suggestions, but holding my load until my girl goes out tomorrow. unless she wants to fuck in the morning. godspeed, OP.
sauce?
Been doing coke regularly with other substances never had an issue getting up literally with trashy sluts every night no problem getting it up.