Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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still here
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Sleep nicely.
Claiming fox-sama
>posting Dio
youtu.be
カラミチーマス
cute.
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
Still need help finding the perfect waifu, preferably a loli like Julie from absolute duo.
No, you want a busty blonde waifu
They're top tier
Ok
This is the closest to lewd that I have of her
Nicely done.
Disgusting virgin fat Mountain Dew
Flat is justice
Nice fox you have there
>Lute
Claimed
what
no one wants a slut waifu :o
cute ._.
send me the kids
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Goodnight, all.
>mfw
That's very lewd!
Goodnight, Haruhi, stay away from Kurome.
Hey, I like mountain dew...
nu they're sleeping!
fucking faggot pedo
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Bye
tomoko...
lolita complex. You don't have to be a child to be a loli.
I'm sorry, I couldn't stay, I'm so tired and bruised. I hope you have a wonderful night, Haruhi, and try to get some rest too. Goodnight.
~Sonokawa-san
Some old lady ate shit in the parking lot this morning in one of those 'murican scooter carts. Was so bad EMT's and the fire department got called to make sure she was semi-okay. Spoiler: She's fucking wasn't.
neckbeard weeb etc.
'Night
I'll go get some rest now that you left
Busty blondes are the gift of the earth
Nice Ginger loving Adam Sandpire's daughter
But what if she's not a slut
Was she fat too, or just old?
hello again
Tsundere lolis are the best hands down.
Creations of god!
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TODOKETE !!!!
2 of those 3 things are true :o
tell me a joke!
I had a lady at jcp throw up all over herself, she was taken out by ambulance
then she's just fat I guess
How are you? Have you played any games lately?
How the hell did that happen? Got backed into by a vehicle? Ran into something?
Just old. Like, really old.
I rushed out the door when I saw that shit happen cause I thought she dropped dead on the fucking thing. She took a few minutes before she even responded to any of the people around her. Ended up being sent to a hospital, nobody knew anything else that happened after that.
Oh god, that's nasty.
When she came to, she said that she didn't realize the curb was there or something. How true that might have been, I dunno.
whoops I thought you meant she actually ate shit :o
But does she have tails?
That's the real question
No, u
No, she kissed the pavement, cased it, etc. etc.
>koume
post lewd :o
poor old lady
she's probably dead :o
Saratoga claim
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oh yes lots like world of tanks overwatch and edf
>she's probably dead :o
Possibly. Or at the very least in the ICU/ER for something. Still, nobody at my location knew what happened after that. We probably won't know.
I meant ran but this is nice cutie, thanks
the lady at jcp got sick from donating blood too much :o
My life
Damn, she was probably getting ready to pass out as she hit the curb. Or had some really bad vision. Can't say I've witnessed that sort of accident before. Just the idiots who try to force their way through with the scooter cart and piss a bunch of people off in the process. I did see an attempted hit and run before at a red light where other drivers immediately surrounded the offender before she could drive off.
Up to much this evening?
I don't get it :o
waifu material
Gardevore
Rouge one was the worst pile of dreck i've ever seen in my life
>donating blood too much
Okay, I kinda feel bad for her there. I donated blood once and I passed out before half of the bag was filled. Next thing I knew, I woke up in a hospital bed feeling like absolute shit.
I found out that day that I have really low blood pressure, and should never try to do that again.
I dunno. Again, old people post head trauma might not have the best memory or mental processing. I'll leave that for the insurance companies to figure out.
indeed, that mega evolution makes me diamonds
star wars sucks in general so...
oh no ;-;
I donated blood in high school whenever I could and then started donating plasma to make money :o
I was still donating plasma at the time when I saw that lady get fucked at jcp
Claimed.
i'm well aware, but this was...advanced sucking
Now I wonder what Mai's legs smell like.
Ultimate despair claimed.
Yeah. It was my first HS blood drive that I was old enough to do where my little incident happened.
AFAIK that also caused a bit of a PR nightmare for whatever organization was that was doing the blood drive, as well as the entire school district...
People weren't happy with me :>
>advanced sucking
Worse than the prequels?
please sit on my face :o
maybe you should watch a good movie to clear your head
No not really
it's easily able to contend
>terrible acting
>horrible plot
>shitty directing
>way too violent
i'm watching futurama, i gotta head to bed in like an hour, so
you little troublemaker :o
one time I forgot my blood drive slip that you needed to get signed and i really enjoy donating so I left school to go get it
do you have a bedtime? :o
Sweet dreams my love~
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I heard that's a fun game.
>haruhi
>Konata
All we need is Yui and it's like being in a time machine
WHERE IS BARD
laff
Kek
Hmmm... I still wanna see it, if anything you're making me even more curious.
I was hoping for some kind of The Force Unleashed type of between story arcs action.
Tbh, as long as it's canon, I'm okay with whatever. Prequels still sucked, but they at least gave some amount of context to the original trilogy so yeah...
>you little troublemaker
Not my fault the idiots didn't check blood pressure before sticking a fucking needle into me.
>PSP
I've been meaning to get a new one of these for years now... But I still haven't...
I miss the blue one I used to own.
>Bard
I haven't heard that name in a long... Long time...
GODFUCKINGDAMNIT
By the time I saw "no selected file" it was already too late.
we have a yui claimer :o
no, i'm jut tired, it's 11pm, i usually go to bed around midnight
without spoiling it, it adds nothing to the story whatsoever, it's just 2 hours of bullshit and gratuitous violence
10/10 posting m8
but it's 10 pm and what made you so tired? :o
Bard, TP, Niggy, Kon, Kilo hotel, Alice, Been, Ninjah, Luka, Garrett, user_sama, CMpunk, waving user, I can keep going
sounds like you're in a stupid time zone. and my circadian rhythm?
Keep going.
Mucho cleaning, no time for thread. Nearly done now, just a section of floor. Also found out why I cant have alcohol. Felt the bite of a super nausea for 15 minutes from a sip of beer.
Claiming Tora (from ushio and tora).
I know everyone was thinking tora :)
we discussed our locations already :o
west is the best
Australian beer?
Well, RIP star wars then.
>10/10 posting m8
I've made this same mistake in threads for fucking years.
You're making me nostalgic, user.
Even if I was a cringe worthy underage fuck way back then, nostalgia is nostalgia...
OH, and for the record I'm not Aoi. I still have him/her on Steam AFAIK, but I'm a different short-lived animu poster.
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Johnny flowers, church, Squidward, Chen, ghost, horo, NGG...
west is horrible, what are you talking about?
i think star wars has been rip for a while
Who were you and what was your era?
Your name doesn't ring any bells. Also Garrett was someone else, not really sure what my.cell decided to change that from
>Chen
Actually Chen goes back even further than that.
Hell if I know, more than likely.
there's nothing to do on the east side :o
what's there to do in the west? get robbed and then lost in wilderness and die?
Claiming klonoa (now that it will become an anime :) )
>get robbed and then lost in wilderness and die
Fap to waifu, Fap to porn, play video games, shitpost on an image board, talk about how your waifu is shit, watch anime, go see movies, fuck girls either prostitutes or "Gf", rape some girls, shout MAGA, be a nazi, be religious, start a cult, etc.
klonata :o
Hollywood, vegas, plants
beaches
roster list for the old friends
rest in peace you magnificent bastards.