So you're walking down an alley way when the girl on the left takes off her sunglasses and says "hey faggot I just...

>So you're walking down an alley way when the girl on the left takes off her sunglasses and says "hey faggot I just found this cool new website called Sup Forums. Wanna come shitpost with us?"

what do?

call them newfags

I'm not cool enough to shitpost with these kids :(

i follow them, who am i to argue with 3 girls while im alone

fuck the shit out of them

"Where's my complimentary soda?"

ask them what Sup Forums is and then have them teach me all about shitposting

fucking kill yourself

Take the skateboard and bash their fucking heads in with it. Death to newfags.

Rape them

fuck marry kill

...

>y-y-y-you too

tell that bitch on the right
>cool kids don't fucking mall grab
then fucking punch her in the cunt and kickflip away

O-okay..

You know the rules, cumdumpsters. Tits or GTFO.

TITS or GTFO!!

Rape all 3. post pics to Sup Forums.

...

>quickly take picture of them
>run away as fast as possible
>cheetos fall out of my trenchcoat
>scoop up what I can into my fedora
>continue running back to mum's house
>greeted by mum as I walk in
>"just in time, sweetie! I'm making your fav-"
>"fuck off, mum! Just bring it down to the cool cave when it's done"
>slam basement door behind me
>upload picture
>use them as material for my own personal shitposting

take cock out of pants and wait

Uh s-sure senpai. T-that sounds neat..

...

I say, "Who you calling faggot?"

Jordyn replies, "You. I don't see you getting any pussy right now.

I pull out my dick and say, "Maybe I could prove I'm not a faggot."

Lexee looks at the other two and says, "See? I told you we would have a 4-some today."

then we totally sex for the entire day.

>8-1chan ebin maymay
Yiff in hell and McFucking kill you are self.

is this before or after they stop laughing?

Tits or GTFO

Feed her a bowl of eggs turn 360 degrees then leave her deep in the woods

Haha wow 3 girls asking me to do something, did nazi that coming! What are yall doing tonight?

Nice meme combo. Using cheat codes?

After they stop laughing, but before the bull comes in to cuck him