In english class

>in english class
>reading some boring ass book idk
>teacher asks whether there's such a thing as good and evil
>class is silent for a good 30 seconds
>haven't talked in the class all semester, but I remembered a deep line from Witcher 3, so I speak up
>"Evil is evil. Greater, less, middling, makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary, the definitions blurred. If I am to choose between one evil and another, I'd rather no choose at all."
>teacher is stunned and doesn't know what to say
>whole class stands up around me to clap

Anyone else have times when video games helped you out?

>And everyone clapped

Fuck off, no they didn't.

today on shit that never happened

that prob never happened if it did, the class was prob still silent and they prob think ur a faggot

>and the restaurant clapped

One time, I fucked a hooker in the back of my car.
Then after I paid her, I ran her over with my car and got my money back.

He also got a hundred dollars

I once said "What can change the nature of a man?" in literature class when teacher asked for rethorical questions or some shit.

kys if you don't from which game the line I've said is. play real crpgs kids.

a teacher was shouting at kid to get out of the class, so he shouted back "fus ro dah"... couple people prob in class got the reference but it was gay... it spells autism at best

the game is okay but it's overrated

>in programming classes, just an update for work, have to take updating classes once a year
>professor is a year younger than me
>bro as fuck, we game on weekends and shit
>Asks me after class
>"hey user, have you heard of the game Morrowind, it looks really good, but i cant get the hang of it."
>his older brother sent him a copy of it when he asked for a good game, had never heard of it, had been more of a cod-kiddie growing up
>MFW have almost 15k hours into morrowind
>show him the glory of my save files
>still chill to this day, morrowind ended up becoming one of his favorite games
>straight up let me get away without taking the final (not like i didn't know the shit anyways)
>continue to take his classes every time i need a refresher course.

it was a fun game, mods kept it alive

>i only got half the amount back
>where the fuck did it go.

>whole class stands up around me to clap
C'mon Op we can she thru your bullshit.

>play witcher
>game of the year
>this is probably going to be great
>easy repetitive combat
>cuck simulator
>hamfisted LGBT references every five minutes
>everyone is a faggot and xenophobia
>muh elves are persecuted
>muh evil men are abusing women

its bad when the card subgame is better than the game itself

>reading some boring ass book
>haven't talked in the class all semester
>I remembered a deep line from Witcher 3
This makes OP sound like a D average 13 year old that will end up working at a gas station for a career

>teacher is stunned
>doesn't know what to say
This I believe

>whole class stands up around me to clap
...OP imagined as he continued to draw large dicks instead of taking notes

Nice pasta faggot.

Next time, take the screen shot and use it instead of trying to live off other's creativity.

I hope you die of aids.

copy pasta

that bad huh? i was looking at grabbing it on sale soon

Just like ff8

no it's true, i was OP's desk

>cuck simulator
omg LOL you thirsty dog.
I loved it, everyone says the combat is repetitive but honestly.. What game has actual variety? Open world games in particular.

Takes time to get the hang of but once you get use to it, it's great.

One time I pulled off a sick move from mortal kombat and everybody clapped and I became president of earth