How should I kill myself?
How should I kill myself?
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Jump from a tall building
Ain't got none. I live in the country away from any big city.
Put on a fursuit with the ass cut off and put on a parachute.
Get in a car and drive by the police station firing a gun wildly into the air.
When they chase you, drive down a long straight road, tie a noose to your neck and the steering wheel, drop a brick on the gas pedal and pull the chute.
Bonus points if the chute says "Ron Paul 2016" on it.
wish I could lmao! I poor as fuck and could never do it, but that would be legit!
waste 40mins watching this before you do youtube.com
Jump off the hay-loft in your barn on to a bunch of inverted pitch-forks you fucking hick
Tyler?
Get killed assassinating Trump.
go fuck yourself
My phone is too slow to watch youtube. We dont have a barn or pitchforks. And no my name is not Tyler.
Go kill yourself
Jihad
Then what do you have?
These are all good suggestions, but we hear nothing but excuses from you.
What constraints are we working with?
No money, no guns, no vehicle, live way out in nowhere. Closest town only has bank, store, and gas station
Walk in to gas station, buy a lighter, pump gas all over yourself & light.
Make sure you get it down your throat too...
Charge at a cop with a knife he'll shoot you
do you have a tank of Helium?
and plastic bag?
I got trees, lots of those, pills, and a power saw. Besides normal apliances and hose stuff.
Use the hose to make a noose and hang yourself from a tree.
I could play disco inferno while doing it. I do have a knife. No helium sorry. *house stuff
Randy?
Jump from all buildings.
Nope, I'm not Randy.
Carbon monoxide poisoning. Get a charcoal grill and light it in a sealed room or tent or something.
I don't think omni-jumping is even possible. Do have said grill