Sup Forums what in your opinion is wife material?

Sup Forums what in your opinion is wife material?

your virginity is safe

sage

Not my convo

Cooks well, not only isnt fat but also diets and exercises, Has a job, and gives blowjobs

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someone's getting a little offended

Someone's a petty bored instigator

OP is an enormous gaping whole faggot. Never getting to crush puss so wants to be some niggers wife now huh? Disgrace, go back to your weeby anime you cocklord

a girl who peepees on my caca

sage lawl x3

Who tf is sage

show her pics, she looks hot bro

op you better listen to comrade sanders

Hows Christmas break going?

OP here, christ all i did was ask what in your opinion is wife material, as in something your looking for, pic is just a convo i found funny, its not mine.

Next time participate in your own fucking thread then you gigantic waste of semen.

fuck you for wasting our time faggot

As in post my wife material?

Jesus, you dont get out much huh? Have you ever had a conversation? ever?

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Ok op I'll tell you my wife material
>average body
>big breasts
>jokeable ( I make fucking stupid jokes and like a girl who has similar humor to me)
>Christian
>cooks and cleans
>mother material
Most importantly
>someone I can talk with like a freind

I thank God I've got a girl who checks all of those right now and plan on marriage next year

Don't worry user, you're v-card is safe and you too will join the legions of wizards on Sup Forums.

Sadly I lost mine and accidentally fucked a lot of chicks, and some shemales. I can never be a Chaos Sorcerer :(

Have you considered suicide? This thread is shit and you should be ashamed. My ancestors are smiling on me imperial.

I think that shit would be different for most people, but mine is
Kind hearted
Average/cute looks (don't want anyone trying to take her off me)
Good sense of humour
Maternal
Good cook
Not virgin (never try and settle down with a virgin. That bitch will start wondering what else is out there even if you have a 12in cock and fuck like a sugar powered retard)
Doctor/nursing job aspirations/position.

This guy knows

Op you need to get better at samefagging.


My wife material is you. First I'd lock you in my basement and beat you every day, psychologically torture you, drug you with psychedelics and starve you. Then as a way out I'd start being nice if you'd do small things for me, such as wearing a dress, blowing me. Eventually after extensive reprogramming I'd release you to my little cock slut whore wife, who'd do anything for daddy.

You up for it?

That's because "this guy" is you OP.

Correction
*I'd release you to *BE my little cock slut whore wife, who'd do anything for daddy.

I just got a voice message from my girl saying that she wants to suck my dick, out of the blue. So I think that's pretty wife worthy.

>She cooks
>She cleans
>No vd

Good luck finding all 3 in the same woman

>wife material
A virgin with a pretty mother.

You must be in the police force with assumptions like that

Oh and she also: Cooks, cleans, never wants me to pay for her shit.

Wow you can use a proxy. That's fantastic.

I'm impressed you've even heard of a proxy

That's because you're an imbecile and they tend to be easily surprised and confused.
Plus I'm not a virgin like you :)

Wife material = trusting she will take better care of your child than you

Any other definition you need to mature a bit

>tfw just a strong, human connection of trust and understanding with someone
It'll never happen. I'll be forever alone, even if I did try to fuck bitches.

>sage

>piercings
>dyed hair
>choker
>ugly haircut
>gay looking clothing
>line through her eyebrow

If you think that's 'wifey material' you're a fuckwit

Raped when she was four/10