Roast me Sup Forums

Roast me Sup Forums

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>Razer
>Gay Haircut
>Guns on Poster
>Acne
>Pedo Stache

Son stop you're making to easy

Whats up with your calendar?

You missed the tug-rug on the desk...

True on that pedo stache lel my little thingy broke

What do you mean?

Wanky-blanky

dude it's fucking december

Its not September

Was to clean up water but k, I cum on my hand and wash it off lel

I don't have an oven big enough. Besides, I'm cutting back on grease.

here i'll fix it

You're an American.

/thread

I see you there

Damn that got me :( im a greasy italian

Eyebrows are shit, your nose looks busted, your lips are tattered roast beef, that haircut is stupid, your calendar is retarded, and why do you have a towel on your glass table and nothing else are you in a concentration camp? Why such a shitty headset? Your fingers look fucked up too.

You need to shave that lil mustach you got going

So when are you gonna get deported back to Mexico faggot?

Do a profile shot, please

NYPA

jk I'd fuck you whilst bouncing on my boys dick for hours.

checked

XD HAHAHAHA!
That was an achne joke, not an Italian slur. Greasy-skin people tend to have more achne. You just self-roasted! YOU FTW! You topped my burn.

Here ya go

xDDDDD

fack

Faggyboy got a dicksuckin' chin!

Sorry man, straight as all hell lel

Puberty here i come

That was a quite a few years ago but k

post your dick so we can roast it

Like that changes how you have a dick sucking chin.....

Really want me to? lel just turned 18

...and he self-roasts on accident. :)

do it

He wants to suck a big black boinco know if I'll be there for her to a party with you right now I am so sorry to hear from you soon as possible I would like to be a good time to get her to a traditional caster level as well as the word appears to have a lot better television than anything I've had and I have to be honest I probably won't talk about it but he's patiently waiting on the couch or wherever it was a spoopy pupper the same way at least I keep getting crappy cats were walking dead swarmed by homeless guys out front of that group of assassin Assassnation Rogue spec yes of course and I'll try to sleep.

> faeces of /b

Nice try, shlomo. We all know you obviously used your jew sorcery to shorten your nose.

fucking kek

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couldnt get it full retard in time but heres something , op delivers

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Mods

wtf get it fully hard. got kik?

im 18 lel turned 18 on the 16th

Don't fly that way homie.

dont be a pussy. deliver op

On what lel?

lel someone made this

get it hard. its actually a nice dick

Do you know how much xanax I did tonight it's too much work lel

do it for Sup Forums

Top kek, i found OP's FB guys. I hope your mom likes your cock faggot

No you didnt

take your shirt off skinny fag

I dont have one lel

ugly dick

got kik or snap?

Thanks m8

you look like a greasier immortalhd

damn thats cold

this op is boring

Why you say that?

Post sharpie in pooper

Fuuuckk nah I said I dont fly that way homie

hard dick or gtfo or this thread is doomed

RIP thread -op

No need, your genes roasted you bad enough already.

True im ugly asf -op

You look like the shamwow guy's unsuccessful brother.

Except I netted 300k from counterfeits livin at my parents house lol k

Unless you have that 300k invested in stable high-paying dividend stocks... you are already doing my job for me.

I don't fuck with stocks, cash is king. Not USD cause proly gonna crash soon

Mostly gold and watches is what im invested in.

Cash hasn't been king since Nixon took the gold standard off of the american oil dollar. Inflation is constantly a problem and it would be wise to hedge your money against that growing inflation. Money can be literally printed out of nowhere and for close to nothing. There is nothing backing the value of the american dollar aside from the people that put their trust in it.

Instead of investing in gold and watches, do yourself a favor and invest in stable high-paying dividend stocks, so you can sit on that fat-ass of yours making money by doing jack-shit.

I highly encourage you to do some research into why you should invest into the dividend market.

Shit is stable as fuck if you invest in blue chip stocks, you get money for doing jack-shit. If you're young enough, which you look to be, any sort of depression that might hit, you could just ride it out until the stocks come back to their original price.

Robert Kiyosaki and Warren Buffet are good mentors.

DO IT.

I've got to get some sleep, but seriously, look into it.

So an-hero?