My brother just got sentenced to 15 months in prison, I'm not sure how to feel, any advice, experiences?

My brother just got sentenced to 15 months in prison, I'm not sure how to feel, any advice, experiences?

What was his crime?

visit your brother, Tyrone

Selling and shipping stolen Cars / Car parts

If in USA
What state

Uk mate, lincoln if you know where that is.

Nah, you guys better hope that shits not like the movie Bronson over there

Just visit him user, it is hard, but you surely will get easily through it

my mate had the same situation as you.
tough at first, but just regular visits helped shit steady

How old is your bro

turning 9

He's 29

Do it like in prison break )

Bring him shit in prison.

His mates already snuck a phone in for him.

Kek ur brother is rape

Why do you have to feel anything? It's not you going to prison. His problem.

Only if in America, it's probably because all Americans are gay.

Smart guy. Good to know he's already trying to make his stay way longer than 15 months.

If he keeps it out of his cell it won't be tracked back to him.

Even if it were remotely true, pretending that the cell provider could give the numbers of who he was contacting and track them to find out who they're associated with, the fact that he's even risking something like that is just retarded.

Read the thread, he deserves to die in there for being such a retarded faggot. Smuggled a phone and all in?

15 months...

>read
>exercise
>stay out of trouble so you get good behaviour

He would come out surprisingly a better person. Shame he will be jerking off to tranny porn on his Nokia flip phone and swagging his pants because he's gangsta.

Implying when they find it then won't just wait and monitor for whoever is using it to come back so they can just catch them red handed.

OPs brother is a huge faggot.

it'll be ok fam. buy him some hair clippers and set him up as the wing barber, he'll be swimming in tuna cans (the currency inside)
He'll do half the time if hes good, and its not as bad as people make out as long as he keeps his head down.
Write him often and send him any little thing you know he would like it'll help no end

After he gets raped, he's coming home for your ass faggot.

thats both good and bad. they do periodical checks for phones. good advice is to have your tv on at all times when possible in your cell, when they search for mobile signals it'll effect the tv signal, so basically interference on tv means they're sweeping his wing.

The more you know

>tv
>in cells
I knew Brits were soft faggots. They also serve tea and biscuits and supply plenty of knitting yarn for you ladies too?

IT's a medium security prison, not max, so of course they have some comforts. In some minimum they let you out as long as you promise to be back by a certain time.

this is true in murica too. heck some max secs have cell tv's too

Is he black?

Depends on the prison friend-o but yeah mainly we get tv's. some even get consoles.

I'd take that any day over having my shit pushed back in by a black rapist.

i dont really understand your argument, do you feel superior because your prisons are tougher?

If thats the case i for one am glad ours is more lenient....because clearly your system doesnt work if you look at the rates of recidivism

That's fucked up. Why even keep them in prison if you're just going to give them freedoms? We need to bring back shackling prisoners to walls and keeping them in dark, damp cells.

White as white can be.

Its known as a catagory D prison, its for prisoners that are coming to the end of their sentence and have proven to be trustworthy, or for small petty crimes.

Not in my state - prison is for punishment.
1 tv in the main room only, channel locked to the Christian network.
No personal tvs, radios, etc. - books must be approved, which means a long list of banned books.
They don't let you out until you served your time.
There are no comforts, you fucked up and got yourself put there.
End of story.

Well then atleast the skinheads leave him alone in the prison

>channel locked to the christian network

holy shit thats got to be against the geneva convention or human rights, or something.

let me guess nutriloaf for every meal too

Skin head aren't common in a medium security, they are normally shoved into a category a as it's seen as gang culture.

in the uk we dont have such a gang culture. sure you get the odd yardie but there isnt the race-war like in the states

So are there no blacks in prison over there? I can't believe that.

Its honestly mostly Muslim and white racist gangs, not skin heads as such, just people who share the same idiology

You'd think, right?
But nope. The store is run by the sheriff's wife.
Other than a jumpsuit and 1 pair of flops, you buy everything else.
Underwear, socks, toothbrush, toothpaste, soap, etc.
And it's marked up 400-500% - pack of underwear that's normally $5 is $20. Toothpaste is $8.50 a tube. 1 toothbrush is $10 for the cheap kind.
Fucking snack cakes - the cheap no name brand of cupcakes that are marked not for resale are $3 each.
For one.
Place is a corrupt shithole.

i didnt say there was no blacks! in fact there is a disproportionate amount, but people generally get on, theres not the same sort of race-friction as ive been told there is in the states

I hope he kills himself in prison.

Edgy

Bologna, no cheese, no condiment. Sides were either corn, or green beans. Plain.
Breakfast was powdered type scrambled eggs and toast, with some type of cheap soy sausage patty.

You claimed there's no gang culture. Don't see how that could be possible if there's no blacks. If there's more than 1, they're going to form gangs. That's just what they do.

You mean Irish white, or Sicilian "white"?

yeah thats very similar to the UK actually. You can buy various sundries and extra items to make things a little more comfortable but yeah, theyre at around 300% mark-up.
ne thing we dont have is the kinda slave labour i know is prevalent in a lot of us prisons. we have it to a degree, with a really low "wage" for certain jobs, but in many ways it seems a lot easier than over there

Hmmm, we do have people who stick together, like some of the yardies will, and the muslims will, but theres not that total segregation or friction between various groups like there is in the states.

>Sicilian
White as in what you would traditionally call english white.

hey nutriloaf is good

Edgy

Send him money. There's information how to do that online. For the first3 weeks he can recieve things like clothes . I didn't have a tooth brush for the first 3 weeks so send him one plus the toothbrushes they give you are crap. He will need money 100 percent . A watch is very useful inside, just a genuine f91w will suffice. Also a digital radio but I'm not sure they'll allow that in. He can't wear his own clothes for the first 2 weeks but after that they'll give what you send him. The prison tracksuit bottoms don't have pockets so your own clothes is a must. Money is very important . And arrange a visit ask the court what jail he's gone to. He won't be able to call you for a couple weeks maybe longer if he's got no cash.

How?

its such an innocuous punishment, having a bland diet, but i bet that gets to you fast

There are shit loads of phones in prisons.

yeah delicious....

Salt and pepper packets were traded as currency since cigarettes were banned, and if caught with them got you punished.