I'm going to my grandma's funeral in 30 minutes

I'm going to my grandma's funeral in 30 minutes.

Any tips?

yes show your dick to your hot cousin and maybe she'll suck it in the bathroom if your lucky

Kill yourself.

I got super high before my grandmas funeral. It was pretty freaky. Try it out.

dubs have spoken
sneak a pic of her slobbering on your little knob and post it later OP

Get off Sup Forums and fucking grieve.

Bro, being here right now isn't healthy.

I concur.

bacically, only fuck her corpse after everyone leaves the viewing. I remember that rush

Use protection.

When they ask if somebody wants to say something, get up and do it. Even if you don't have much to say.

For myself, I usually stay at the cemetery after the end and watch them lower the casket if its somebody I was close with or family, its a symbolic gesture that you saw he/she through to the absolute end and for you to know firsthand that is their true resting place.

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Cheer people up with an improvised ventriloquist show!

Avoid saying "dibs on her car" out loud.

Remember to dab when you see her body, and laugh really loud when they lower her down

Tell your mom I'll be over at 7PM and to wear that black satin nightie that I like. It's the one that shows off her smooth silky prudendum with proper lighting and candlewax.

Make sure she's dead
don't jerk off
don't laugh

ignore this fucking troll, some people have no good sense

Take picture of body and post on Sup Forums

If it's an open casket, do a face swap with her.

if your Grandma was a nice person be respectable

If your Grandma was a dick keep your mouth shut

Don't fuck up the last memory of your Grandmother for your Family Faggot.

Can spell funural without fun, OP.

Don't fall asleep and snore. They told me it was rude

Eat one of her pinky fingers

That's what I did and I felt great!

Can't spell funeral without two 'u's

Necrophelia is a victemless crime OP

draw a penis with a sharpie on his forehead.

yes don't finger her pussy in the casket, people really wont approve

grandma's tits or GTFO