ITT: we apologize to other countries

ITT: we apologize to other countries

sorry for 1956 hungary

That's very nice of you. Respect.

Poland: Sorry for 1919

Czechia and Poland, sorry for 1939
Russia, sorry for 1941
Hungary and Germany, sorry for 1945

come on, APOLOGIZE

Don't have anything to apologize for hmm

sorry for burning down the white house americans

Sorry

Sorry for nothing, you all deserved it.

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Sorry for coming to this country

t. Pakistani

I'm sad we didn't kill more than 8000.

at least we tried to get the job done unlike you faggots. sorry, not sorry.

I am sorry for 1389 turks.

We should have let out best allies into Europe.

I am sorry that we did not convert to islam.

Will you forgive us Turk-senpais?

Sorry for 1991 you commies.

Sorry for wrecking the Russian Empire in 1917.

this

Sorry for being fat

we good boys
we dindu nuffin

sorry we couldn't keep you under our control algeria

but at least you could have avoided being controlled by algerians

We've got nothing to apologize for.

that would have been avoided if we kept them under control which we didn't.

Sorry to Iran and half of south america for overthrowing your democratically elected governments.

You did a good thing

I'm sure Chad has plenty of war crimes

We did nothing wrong

feels good knowing you've never done anything wrong

Sorry for switching sides, multiple times

it's a little more than half

sorry Indonesia

Sorry to Slovaks for oppressing you for 900 years

Sorry to Romanians for having been calling you filthy gypsies for 600 years now

Sorry to Austria for letting them separate us

Sorry to Croatia for the same

Sorry again to Croatia for not nuking and genociding S*rbs when we had the chance

Sorry to Finland and Estonia for constantly denying we're related

Sorry to Turkey for the same

Sorry to Poland for not appreciating you enough, even though we're supposed to be best friends

Sorry to Germany and Austria for being an endless source of disappointment

.... we are a bunch of scumbags

Amen. Still it would be nice to have a quiet century. In the past 300 years we mostly just got fucked up by others.

sort of sorry for splitting you in half panama

>this thread

You're not England

Sorry rest of the world for being #1 but somebody had to do it

We're not sorry for hans island, Danmark

Sorry, everybody. On behalf of all Americans I apologize for everything.

Sorry Austria for siding against you during your succession war.

Muscovites, where is your repentance?

You know, last month I was hanging out with a Canadian and she mentioned how we started the Wa of 1812 by starting shit with Canada for no reason. We don't learn it that way at all, they just tell us that Britain was harassing our ships at sea and that it was basically an all naval war instead of admitting that Canada kicked our asses. So Canada, sorry for starting the war, sorry for lying about it, and gg.

Sorry Germany...

SORRY WE DIDN'T FINISH YOU OFF!

this dezu

>WW1 ends
>Wilson begs allies to be nice to poor Germany, American investment rushes in to rebuild Germany in the interwar years
>WW2 ends
>Truman spends millions rebuilding Germany, sends American troops to defend their former enemies
>Cold War ends
>Thatcher, Mitterrand, and Gorby all are against German reunification, but Bush convinces them to accept it
>Today
>Germany has the lowest support of the USA out of all EU nations and all NATO countries save Turkey
>American soldiers are on German soil pledged to give up their LIVES for a country that hates them
>meanwhile America nuked Japan and dropped more explosives on Vietnam than were used in all of WW2 but they still like America more than Germans do

Why are Germans such ungrateful, horrible people?

I would apologize to the natives, but there's no country to apologize to, and all of the living tribesmen are stuck living in tin shacks behind casinos.

And sorry to Serbs who you betrayed after a few months after you signed a non-agression pact with them in WW2.

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Didn't you cowardly betray the Axis and switched sides in the middle of a war?
I didn't hear you apologizing for that.

Fuck.

>"We broke our word, - out of cowardice [...] The nation feels it, and we have thrown away its honor. We have allied ourselves to scoundrels [...] We will become body-snatchers! A nation of trash. I did not hold you back. I am guilty"

Pal Teleki suicide letter, before invasion of Yugoslavia.

The king forced us to switch sides after he overthrew the ruling government in a coup. Most romanians today agree that it was an awful thing to do.

Also Finland did the same shit but no one bitches at them for it.

>I didn't like history in school, it was boring
How can people say that? Look at this shit here

We owe no apology to Germany. It was Germany who allowed the soviets to get Bessarabia, Northern Bukovina, Hungarians to get Transylvania and Bulgarians Southern Dobruja in 1940.

It's still a scumy thing we did. Soviets forced us to give them Basarabia before we threw our lot in with Germany, and we put ourselves in that retarded situation because of Carol II.

But in the end it doesn't matter because even if we turned sides the soviets did to us what they were gonna do anyway.

Sorry for funding both sides of WWII.

That should cover most of Europe.

sorry france for not paying off that debt

Sorry for not being a loyal vasal Turks, the Europeans will pay once again soon

Harsh words, from somebody who was literally gagging on Yank and British cocks. Teleki Pál was a pussy and a moron. He did the right thing killing himself.

>Also Finland did the same shit but no one bitches at them for it.
That's true. Finland definitely needs more criticism.

Oops, you seem to forget: transylvania was never yours in the first place.

What did you even do to (not) apologize for?

>Why are Germans such ungrateful, horrible people?

Sorry about 1808 Spain, Napoleon already had an ally in you but he was too greedy

Harsh words comming from someone who was begging to get some German cock to suck. Just to get some lands for its neighbors and then wonder why it's neighbors hate him.

Pal Teleki was right, you are a nation of body-snatchers and scoundrels seeking every opportunity to destroy its neighbors.

And by the way, go take a map of Europe, Transylvania is Romania... Bye!

Sorry for shitting up the internet and online games.

B-but we.. oh well..
Lithuania, sorry for 1920
Czechoslovakia, sorry for 1938

Sorry for not taking more land from Perú.

sorry serbitches for nothing

t. The country that's sorry for being white.

We have nothing to apologize for. We've done literally nothing wrong.

We dindu nuffin.

Did someone do a 3D render of Gondola?

How about scaring our children and ruining our porn with your vampire stories?

Sorry to Paraguay for 1864. The worst part is that the eternal anglo was behind it all the time

wtf are you talking about?

China: sorry for 1949 ~ 2017

stop that

Sorry Rhodesia

It's from the Sup Forums team for Sup Forums cup

即使身處美國也不忘記統一中華民族的偉大使命?

But it tastes good

sorry for the world war ;_;

i-i mean both of them ;_;

Oh shit, I almost forgot the cup was a thing.

Do we have a good team?

I don't really watch it, but it's fun to see literally memes of each board as football players. Our anthem is remove kebab.

Romania should apologize to itself

Sorry Japan

No we are not. Tragic, but a different time, different world.

>Apologising to an aggressor

BAKA

forgive us finland

Fellow burgers, stop apologizing. We are a special cunt with a special meaning to the world. We are the cementing force that literally holds this world together. We have nothing to apologize for. It all was a necessary evil .They will thank us later.

wtf? seriously? i'd nuke them again

Sorry for being better at bantz than all of you since 1788.

Never.

Sorry Estonia for not being best possible brother

We did some good things in Indonesia. But it was mostly slavery. Sorry for that. Hope you forgive us.

Sorry for Iran, Iraq, Libya and Afghanistan.

Fuck off
(except for the Finn-estonian part)

I would apologize, but none of the countries we "wronged" browses this forum.

sorry, media

Sorry for 2014

Sorry for not genociding the Germans and the Anglos when we had the power to do it

Sorry for American "cheese"

However I refuse to apologize for cheese whiz, provided it is cheddar.