Anyone else gettin a blowjob right now

Anyone else gettin a blowjob right now.

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wtf is that, how much did that discount hill billy hooker cost u

Dude, dont talk about your mom that way.

No... Lucky

she looks old as shit lol

What's his name?

Looks hungry. Step away from the land whale before her natural instincts kick in

what does your dick have bumps on it...?

You should try it some time

Fordyce spots

Ribbed for her pleasure

Lol with who? I don't know any girls. Also is it true fat girls give the best head?

either her face is fucking huge, or your penis is too small

Girls who love you give the bestest head

we'll you're not, she's just grinning next to it

...Well fuck

kids these days, no fucking respect

You don't any girls?

So true

Yeah man I don't any girls

Barf.jpg

Its the angle and I cropped out her forhead which looked big

Lol, but I am its just hard to get a good pic, ok I wad but now she is making a sandwhich, no joke.

suuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee

I meant dont know any... Well try meeting some

I haven't had a blowjob in months.

I have terrible anxiety around girls and I just moved to a new state... My only hope is that I meet one at my new school. I also lost a shit ton of weight so I just gotta lose my autism.

Dude you have pubes longer than your dick

Tinder my g

What state

I am a hairy person

Maybe... I always thought it was strange. I want something real though tinder sounds synthetic but maybe if I'm horny enough. But I haven't had sex so I meet with someone I'll probably make a fool of myself

CO

If you make friends through tinder amd ot grows into more then it is real.


Otherwise try meeting someone through minecraft, if you get their parents permission. /badjoke

Tinder lost me my virginity two days ago and we're still interested in each other, so I'd say just give it a try

Sorry dude your at least a state or two away probably about a 12 hour drive, but I know alot of slutty and awesome chicks in ID

Congrats

jesus fuck i almost puked no fucking joke these types of shrekalikes are the reason why I don't use social media anymore get a gag reflex daily holy fuck and to think that half of /b would still fuck that truck driving filth holy fuck

I'll think about it. Wait don't you need a Facebook account? If that's the case fuck it.

Thanks for the offer

Got my sandwhich.

And a quesadilla.

I live in Denver, why the fuck are so many people moving here!

Got one a few hours ago. Feels good.

To anyone saying she is less than beautiful, she has an amazing smile, looks sexy as hell when dressed up, will do anything I ask her too and any wait she has put on is only after more then a decade of us being in love.

She is perfect.

But I'm not going to feed the trolls with any more comments about wether not she looks good. Hell if you jokes gice me your best shot, but if you want more pics give some compliants and build her self esteem.

Next time you get one try having her lick under your balls. If she finds the right spot it feels amazing.

Cause it's nice man... There are a bunch of things here that kinda of bother me

Nice pic by the way

What bothers you user?

No problem friend

I'd rather not say in this thread

Post a WebM of you fuckin her face

Well that's weird, but whatevs.

>2016
>yo momma jokes
SMFH

She gonn eat dat tiny dick fer a snack

I've had that plenty of times and ass rimming. Always good

trigger these people the first number is a feminist

(919) 818 9546
(984) 777 1385

kek

Ill try, need to find out a WebM is first

if that thing was on my dick, i'd cut it off bro, fuckin nasty pece of work.

No idea how to do that on mobile

i'd rather fuck my dog's mouth than handle that diseased dick; nor would I put a dick anywhere near that snaggletoothed slut box's mouth or cunt.

I'd use tinder but you need a cell number to get an account in Canada

I love smal dick~!
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