What would you do if you had a big dick, Sup Forums?

What would you do if you had a big dick, Sup Forums?

For those of you that are packing, how has it affected your life, positively/negatively?

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>inb4 everyone on Sup Forums claims to have a big dick

Worry its too big.

I'd wear spandex jammers everywhere to show everyone what i'm packing

I do have a big dick

It boosts my confidence and shit but bitches complain when you hit their cervix

I wasn't lucky with girth either so it's a double edged sword

Compliments every time though :')

i had to buy a bigger toilet

feels nice not having to wash my junk because i had to take a shit

otherwise its more of a curse

Yeah, I'm Bi and think +5in Girth is too big.

I'm on the thick end of just above average. I'm pretty confident in my size.

I'd probably wear pants that give just enough to know for someone who's looking. I'd love to be that guy who has a dozen or so women/ex's that keep texting me, looking for a hookup. My own harem hovering around my dick? Yes please.

Have you tried taking a cock that big? I'm gonna get fucked for the first time soon and have had lots of offers from guys that thick

It kinda scared me

My dick is aight. I can hit bottom too. So it's cool with me. As long as I know I can hurt a bitch with my dick it's cool

I'm only 7" hard would you let a guy wrap his lips around your big cock?

Its ok.

When my woman wants it bad I get to crush that puss. But she's out of commission for days.

If she's not fully ready I cant just slide my cock in without ruining it.

Then again its worth it for those days she wants it bad and I make her cum multiple times and she's hanging on me like I'm some sort of god.

I love seeing my cock expand her throat.

Love hearing it hurts. But again wish I could just fuck her non stop.

She doesn't like fucking unless we ha e time because big cock plus two hours later .

Quickies happen sometimes but she needs to be really Horny to just take my cock right away.

I'm great at eating out and fingering and sometimes make her cum a few times before the cock goes In .she loves sucking on my cock when I do that but I really just want to dominate her and I cant always have that....

>inb4 your cock isn't big pic related

I'm a 6'3 white dude and have an Asian girlfriend who is more than a foot shorter than me. My dick is big in both girth and length and i find it to be a curse. First off, it takes time every time to even stretch her enough to get it in, and always gotta be careful with her. Second, I can only go in about 2/3 of the way before she starts feeling pain. I wish I could just fuck her hard and bottom out, but nope. Don't even get me started on blowjobs, let alone deep throat or..... for fucks sake, anal.

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I have something to tell you user....

or you could not take shits while you have boners like the rest of us faggot

buyin a new toilet... you dumb motherfucker

What! What!

I have no idea if I am "packing" but I have never had any complaints. I have had trouble with a few chicks that were too tight

Is mine big to anyone here? I don't really know, my girlfriend has only sucked it and she's scared to fuck, halp Sup Forums

I've been told I'm too big by multiple girls, but it's not really a problem. You just don't go balls deep and take the ego boost. If that doesn't give you an ego boost, you're better off with an average sized dick.

7" long and 7" around at the thickest point with a nice torpedo shape. Rarely am I the biggest they've had, but often get compliments. Also a grower not a shower, surprised a few girls who had seen me without anything exciting going on at first.

This is good advice, its really a confidence boost when she reaches and says that's not your whole cock??

I tell her dont worry ill make you cum with the tip and I do.

After all for me getting off is making her shake and moan, I could go fap after to finish for all I care as long as I dominated her I'm good


I'd like to know what you have to say user

You're talking about mine?

it really fucks some females up badly emotionally.
can be a wild ride

No, I was just talking generally. Didn't even look at yours before I typed that, sorry

Oh, it's all good
Good advice though

>I have no idea if I am "packing"
you are not.

Your boner curves in to your own asshole because you fucked yourself too much. The rest of us don't have that problem.

Looks good to me

how's this?

I don't have a massive dick. 7 inches in length, 5.5 girth. My current gf loves it hitting her cervix, but it makes my dick really tender and I hate it. Also never been deep throated. Because I'm slim, it looks bigger, so I've had a few compliments.

Well I'd certainly masturbate alot and try to stay fit more. I'd be flashing alot of kids and women. Probably try to get more oral sex from girls and women...

I'm 6,5" x 5,7" (16,5 cm x 14,5 cm)

I'm what we Swedes call "lagom"...

youtube.com/watch?v=b_GkGaFLOQs

I'm not John Holmes but it's decent. Hasn't really affected life much beyond getting a few curious married ladies. You say you've got 8 inches, some want to see. One they see, most want to feel and after that it's dip your wick time.

But when I was a teen I thought everyone has an 8 inch+ dick, so missed out on a lot of teen pussy

you're clearly overweight and that's a close up of a very average cock

I mean I'm a beta nice guy but being 6'2 and 8" means I've never gone more than a week without getting laid unless I wasn't trying to due to depression or some shit. What's funny is I don't even think I'm THAT big but every girl I'm with acts all mindblown about it and tells her friends which results in curiosity lays. Doesn't hurt that I give good head too. Funniest part is that I have a cuck kink, and would probably get off to small dick humilliation, but can't really :(

I'd show it off more. Hell it's only around six inches hard but I post it on here all the time.

This, holy shit! I can only use a few toilets without wanting to take a shower after. It just rests on the porcelain if you sit in any position that people would consider normal.
>9 3/4" here.
It's been a negative overall. Yes every woman is happy to see it, it's also very pretty. The Marilyn Monroe of penises (tm). But anytime you talk about it in any way good women think you're bragging (had sex w/ them) or lying (haven't had sex w/ them).
Plus you feel like only really good/hot women are deserving of being fucked by you. So you end up not wanting to have sex with many women that would've been a decent lay. I like and dislike that.
Biggest worry is that when people see it through even my jeans, that if I'm around a kid or something a small dicked asshole or his wife will think I have a boner around their child.

I'm definitely not over weight.

I weigh 175

I could get a little more fit sure but I'm not fat. Also are these not all close UPS of cocks? Top kek

my cock is 8inches by 5 3/4

I would suck my own dick and never leave the house again.

Goddamn man I'm 8" on a good day and I'd fucking hate to be you. I've met girls who can barely take my 8 and are frightened by it, I feel like a lot of them would have straight up turned me down if I was that big.

Fuckin kek if you're 8 inches I'm actually 11 must have been measuring wrong because your pic clearly shows a 5 inch dick by the method myself and everyone else uses to measure.

It's good but if there short they can't handle it happen recently

It's really not as good as you would expect. Try tickling yourself and see how it feels. Same thing.

8 in. long here. My gf loves my cock and when we fuck I can make her cum multiple times. I've been with girls who are too tight in the past, so having a huge dick is a hit or miss.

I love how I can go balls deep in my gf though, it took a while to get there though..

pic related

Europeans don't get this without an explanation. American toilets are like half as tall as European ones and they're basically filled half way up with water. No idea why they're doing it, since European toilets obviously work just as well. Shitty plumbing and sewerage probably.

>inb4 your cock isn't big pic related
posts pic of a 5.5 inch dick

How about hearing any tried and true methods for getting it atleast 1/2 inch bigger?

Anyone here tried any enlargement methods?

I'd show it to all you fags.

be a little more confident and probably fuck more, that's all
and probably more heart diseases, erectile shit and girls who reject this

i don't want to have big dick, have a 17cm one but instead more girth and a few cm would be killer already

are you both retarded my cock is 5 inches flaccid

>7x6 here
Not the biggest but it depends on the girl. I love seeing girls fingers barely touch around it (or not touch)

I've never had good head though. Only one has been able to make me cum with her mouth and it was a fluke. She just happened to be so innocent that she never had anyone cum in her mouth before and it turned me on a ton when she let me.

I'm a virgin technically because I haven't found a girl I think is worth putting my dick in (their pussy) yet. Sounds douchey but I want it to be the right one.

>posts 4 inch flaccid dick
You ain't a grower OR a shower, that must suck.

Let's see you hard next to an object we can measure ourselves like a dollar bill or ps3 controller. Hell, we can even have a contest where we can compare my 7.5 to your "8" and see who's bigger when compared to a common object. Put your money where your mouth is, babydick.

fucking kek
that's 3.5 flaccid at best

small dick black guy here.
Its hard to keep my existance going because the only thing I should have done right
>having a big dick
I can't do right.

A big dick doesn't make up for girly hips

If I go full depth I'll always hit cervix
Not as enjoyable

My dick is 8.5 inches long but I struggle to get hard with real women not porn.

I'd kill myself. I'd hate to have a big dick tbh

The thing is most of the girls are really tight, and you will have a lot of problem even getting in.
And if you Hurt her that way, she want enjoy the 'rest'

Hmmm suddenly so quiet...

I'm not glued to the screen user

I've posted flaccid and hard on so far and you posted what?

Here is another flaccid I'm not wasting a good hard on maybe before I fuck my gf.

But that wont be till tonight.
Now stop trying to get me to post my dick homo

>waste a hard on

I can get hard on command as many times a day as I want.. 60 year old impotent newfag detected. You only have so many hard ons a day loser?

face it, user. you have a small to average dick. it is nowhere near 8 inches when hard of 5 soft. you are lucky if it's 5.5 hard and 3 soft. also what the fuck is wrong with your dick if you can only get a boner once a day?

hard from what you thought was a good angle looked like it was 5 inches long babydick, and flaccid is utterly meaningless when there are 4 inch flaccid dudes who are 4 inches hard and 3 inch flaccid dudes who are 8 inches hard, are you stupid?

also
>waste a hard on

Holy fucking shit I can't breathe, I feel so bad for your girlfriend if you have a dick that small AND have to ration hardons

girthy maybe, but not anything more than the upper edge of average. Nice try though, thanks for the dick shots

i'm only 7 inches long and 5 1/2 inches thick. I wish i had a big cock :(

Your dick is big!

My pussy is small!

> chom.pl/l/1128

Which is the biggest dick in the thread?

I can tell you right now Gods gift is a curse, women fucking love a huge cock but when you go to deep or fast they're all "OW! Slow down, it hurts" and other similar shit. So basically beating the breaks off a pussy is a rare occasion, you have to find a bitch who ain't afraid of a deep dickin'

Op or this one

checked

That's why you have to fuck a guy. You'll never hear that bullshit from a fag.

Do yourself a favour horny retarded faggots. Do not click that link above. It's a pitiful attempt from a pathetic "hacker"/spammer to lure you into a trap.

except im not a degenrate, filthy fucking homo

I never said I have to ration my hard one

I mean I'm not wasting my time to play with my cock to appease some autistic faggots

I can fuck my gf cum in her and keep going

I can get pegged untill I cum then flip her over and dominate her with a hard on after cuming from anal

Dont twist my words

Dude please keep spiraling this is fucking hilarious. You can only waste one of something if there's a limited supply, and of course you get pegged. I'm certain your gf's dick is far bigger than yours, since they don't waste time making dildos that are 5 inches.

this has to be a fucking troll. claims to have a massive dick yet posts pics of a tiny one then admits that he gets his ass pounded with dildos.

>since they don't waste time making dildos that are 5 inches.
Underage b& detected, obviously never been to a sex shop

At this point we ALL know you have a babydick. What was the point of posting that thing in this thread and straight up lying? Do you have some sort of small dick humiliation fetish and this is getting you off?
Sidenote, I have a 12 inch dick you might like looking at lol

My dick is as big as our 8 inch cyber skin dildo

Dont make a fool of your self

You don't know pleasure untill you can get peggged by an 8 inch toy and then dominate your gf after

Real men can do both

That looks like my cock

Bro they make like minimum 6 inch feeldoes for pegging, and some 4 inch plugs for anal training, but 98% of dildos are 7 inches plus. They make smaller vibrators. My ex worked in a sex store, so kinda the opposite.

Sure thing babydick, whatever you need to sleep at night. Wasn't sure you were a troll before but I'm certain now, you've just got a small dick fetish and came on here to have your balls busted a bit.

>I can get pegged
>get pegged
>pegged

I'm currently tucking my cock because I take no fap serious.

Once a week I fap hard core the rest of the week is only for pussy.

I know how yo maintain a healthy cock.

My erections are diamonds and I cum buckets . I fuck her for 1-3 hours and sometimes that straight up fucking.

I've had guys compliment my cock before when they topped because my cock was bigger than theirs.

>further confirming troll

0/10

Mine is 7.5in long but only 5.1in in circumference. So it's more long than big. 3 women have remarked it's long which is nice. I'd prefer a fatter dick to a longer one though! My ex gf used to bleed a little when I fucked her doggystyle. Didn"t hurt her, it was just some leftover blood I guess. Never had a women crying and telling me that im hurting them. So I guess a lot of these cervix stories are exagerated.

The funny thing about all this ,is its true

>Real men can do both
>Real men
>MEN

OP here, this thread has far exceeded my expectations.

>I'm a virgin technically because I haven't found a girl I think is worth putting my dick in (their pussy) yet.
I know this feel. It's strange. Bonus though is when you find one. It's really, really good.
Anal is nice, doesn't seem to matter ever how long you are, they can always take it. But getting anal is something of a double edged sword. Needs to be someone you really like to risk all the poop or anal tearing on them. But when it works great, it's great.

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5 is good for ultra fast ramming
6 is good for average speed
7 is when you start to get a really stretched feeling
8 is super stretched
9 is blown anus

coming from professional fag

I'm almost 7" long and 6" thick

Its afraid.......ITS AFRAID!

I've seen a few videos of the guy in the photo. He has a very thick cock, but he can never get a full erection. When he masturbates, it's like he's squashing a water balloon.
No, thanks, I'll keep my 6,5 inches cock.

how many inches?

What's your favorite out of all of those?

Im not big...im tall ..6'5" with a 6.5 inch cawk....5 inch girth...

In my hands it feels small. My girls dont complain but they fuckin whine

Not him but bi guy, I prefer 7 and so does my gf, though she copes with 8.

I dont have a huge dick, but im asian so ts not really expected of me. Girls seem to always be impressed and say "wow youre big!!" mostly cause im asian and they expect smaller. Im 6'0 215 so it doesmt look that big on me. My current gf is asian so she thinks i have a huge dick and its more than enough for her. Fully erect im 7 inches long 6 inches thick.

I'm 7.5"girth and 6.75"long.

Problems:
Initial penetration and warn up period sucks
Blowjobs are hard because its almost impossible to get more than tip into their mouth.

Positives:
Thickness is amazing for girls
Most girls feel tight for me
I'm not long, so every girl so farr has loved my penis. My buddy is 8.5" long and he has length issues hurting girls.