What would make you turn to the dark side and what would your sith name be?

What would make you turn to the dark side and what would your sith name be?

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going to the dark side bc tfw no fg, and my name would be darth pepus

money, darth drumpfus

killing innocents for my reptile overlords, darth clinton

Darth Faggot

autism, my name would be dark fucker

Darth MoneyBags?
Darth Currency?

Malice

Passion
Darth Siesta

I WILL RULE THE GALAXY, but maybe I'll start that later. I'm gonna take a nap real fast.

Getting bullied in school, and my name would be Darth Eric, my friend also got bullied, we work together, and his name is Darth Dylan.

...

>No gf
>Darth Rodger

>implying im not already on the dark side.

Darth Angrious

The fun oft being evil

Darth IFuckYourMom

bapu. LOL

I bet 99% of indians didnt know ghandis name was bapu

Being full of hate and anger and wanting revenge due to bullying and reject

Darth Edge

The sith are the good guys

Darth Garth

Im at this point

Call me Darth Maleis

This made me laugh. Ty.

I'm Darth Nihilus.

Hammers

Darth Florgenstein

Darth Dicitus

Darth OP Is a Faggot

Being a faggot

Darth OP

Shiny red light saber and badass lightning force abilities

Darth Durth

Nigger children

Darth Pitt

Darth Niggerius

To chase my ambitions without anything stopping me.

Darth Manus

sasuke is both answers

Kek

Trump or radical islamism.
My name would be: Hussain Geronimo whalid Goebels

Because some trustworthy entity told me that my father is a baddy and I am the hero.

Darth Lupercal

user... what are you talking about?

literally all they would have to do is ask, kickass powers and just be myself? hell yea

totally Darth Caeser

To learn the power of dress breaking

Darth Issei

Kek

Darth Mellow.
Darth Mellow..
Darth Mellow...

selling my soul. my name would be Sith Fanagals Manbents

I would be raped in space prison and be nicknamed Darth Anus

samefag

hamboigers. carl.

nope

Darth Nigger

Wanting to kidnap the princess

Darth Bowser

was honestly gonna write the exact same thing

fuck off nobody likes you, kys

Darth D. Darthidson

Sith Overlord Emperor Jizz

Darth Nigger

I hate kids
Darth Cummies

Darth Sybian

Just being able to use lightning
Sith masters give a name to their apprentice so it isn't my choice

How come I can only get these numbers when I'm not in a Goku thread?

Jedi can use lightning too..

They can but they'd probably get ostricised for it. To use lightning you need to channel your inner hatred.

If you're a Jedi that uses Sith influences, like Mace Windu, you can use lightning without if you want to.
But you're right if you're a Dark Jedi there's nobody that raises an eyebrow.

I'm already there, padawan.
Still your mind...

Be silent in the presence of Darth Davros, youngling.
Behold my powers....

Idk I guess if i was unfairly fired. Or won the lottery and they refused to give me the money or some shit. Definitely Darth Joe

>Be my with lightning hands thoughout the galaxy shooting
>Darth Spoodermoon

Carrie Fisher just died

RIP

I think it could be argued that the VAST majority of people are already closer to being sith than jedi, unless you're a Buddhist or something.

So to answer your question, taking it as seriously as I can...

>what would it take to make you sith
Force powers, I guess.

>what would your sith name be
Probably Darth Morpheus.

I sleep a lot.

pussy, Darth Fracker

why would you do this?

Darth Brooks, they would appreciate my music and I look pretty good in black.

If my family was dead and I had proof that there is no divine punishment upon death.

So I could use the force to influence the midichlorians to remove clothes

Darth Rape

find an unknown son

dark veider

Sith alis

Bitch, I'm bi-polar. I spend a solid portion of my life on the dark side and I don't even have the force.

This. I used to be an honest and upstanding guy but I hate the world and would do some pretty unethical shit to get ahead for myself at this point.

Women

Cuntmuffler

Kek

I'd go to the dark side willingly as it makes more sense than the " light" side. As for my name...
Darth Keksus

I was born on the dark side. My Sith name would be Darth D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.

Darth Shitposter

If everyone on the dark side need to have "darth" in their title, why doesn't everyone on the light side have "ligth" in theirs?

Ligth Yoda

Because I don't think Darth is supposed to mean "dark", it's just a title in some old space jew language.

It would probably be grief, I'm not an angry or hateful sort of guy. And I dunno, Darth... Desolous?

Darth Ericsson

Didn't the name Darth Vader come from "Dark Invader" or some shit?

That's a pretty gay reason tbh fam. What kind of power/reward are you going to get from that course?

I don't think so but I'd never thought about it. Vater is the German word for father and he's Luke's dad so I have wondered before if that was deliberate. Probably coincidental in both cases.

Living on this planet - Darth Hitler

Sith are dumb to be anyways. You guys just end up fighting each other and dying. Or fighting Jedi and dying. I'm gonna go get into planetary and galactic politics and make my power there.

Dank Vader

Probably immortality to gain all knowledge.

And Darth Queer, or Darth Cyrus.

Talking about Star Wars... we may have lost Carrie Fisher...

Reports are in she had a massive heart attack on her flight to LA.

bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38423963

>What would make you turn to the dark side
My ex would love me again

>what would your sith name be?
Patheticus Sith

>Not even sorry

this is some serious heresy right there..

kek

I wouldnt need any reason. Dark side is more powerful, sign me in. My Sith name would be Jerry.

sauce plsss

Finding out that Lucas was a Luciferian and basically wrote the opposite of what the bible tells us.

Darth Eaven

Her name's Chloe Foster, that's all I know. The video used to be on dailymotion, just titled "vine" but has since been removed and I haven't found it anywhere else, just the gif. In the beginning she says "my clothes keep disappearing" and at the end she says "that's crazy!"

The essence and raw power of the dark side.

Darth Kharn

I would go to the dark side if a pretty girl told me I should.

sith name Darth Desperus.

Money, dark nigger

>What would make you turn to the dark side
Stubbing my toe on the stairs
>what would your sith name be?
either Darth Stroyer or Darth Urderer