Why are real women so disappointing?

Why are real women so disappointing?

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> i can imagine a perfect-for-me partner
humans do not work that way, err'body gots themselves some trubles!

ugly feet and face
nice pussy and hips
7,5/10 would bang
op confirmed faggot

KeK

Nailed it.

Alfreyda E. Neuman.

Because they don't want to have sex with you.

Ok, good one

What's wrong with a wet sock in a dark corner???

You were looking at a shopped version

sauce?

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this

the non-shoop is way better

whatever happened to this bitch?

porn takes the top 0.1% of women, then the top 1% of these become popular and shared

you are basically looking at someone who won the genetic and environmental lottery in an imperfect world

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What has been seen..

Stop lying

Because they can't satisfie what they don't understand

>Why are real people so disappointing?

FTFY

I'd bite her shitter for the shade

nice trips, friend

but her legs looks weird. too shapely for someone so thin.

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I agree

That chick looks fucking ridiculous. She looks like an alien Barbie.

Who is this chick?

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why does she only have four toes each foot? that's weird

I guess she really is an alien then.

Because in porn, they look taller, and more commanding than girls actually are in real life.

Way it is for me anyway.

Fictional women would be just as disappointing if you could meet them in real life.

Your answer is in there somewhere.

or a hybrid. that would explain her face too

Because they work on instinct instead of logic. You have only one chance to make an impression and her instinct has to tell her you're an alright guy. This make for very superficial and shallow people as they only base their opinion on appearances. Men can be like this too btw. That's why you get called faggot if you're superficial. Women don't get called faggot because it's not seen badly to be lesbian so they can get away with this shit.

Because you put the idealized version of them foremost in your mind. At some point you have to let go of how you think things should be and take them as they are. Including other people.