Am babysitting 3 year old girl. Wat do?

Am babysitting 3 year old girl. Wat do?

piss on girl

She keeps grabbing my dick

babysit her?

Post pic of her

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Get laid
Get paid
Gatorrade

Have her touch your cock more with pics

she cute af

Sure fbi

Adorable
Don't fucking do anything you bitch nigga

Who let you in charge of caring for a child?

Take care of her you dipshit.

He has to take care of her you sick fuck! He can't just do nothing

do op picture, blame on her, post parent reactions?

PSHHh what FBI? *brings watch micro phone to mouth* there on to us!

>Don't fucking do anything you bitch

don't fuck up this kids life

Irresponsible mother

5/7 would kek again

Prove it's her.
Post her sucking her thumb.
Or you're FOS.

Tell her that you came up with a great joke to trick her mom.
Then get her to tell her parents that she's a male born in the wrong body and wants a gender reassignment surgery.

Cut off your penis and died of blood loss. But first call 911

explain the lie of holocaust to her, tell us what she thinks of it

Dawww look how happy she is about you being around. Put the fucking phone away and make her day grand

draw a hitler mustache on her

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entertain and feed her

Op here. Topkek

Redpill her about the F-35 and convince her that the A-10 is far better for close air support while the F-22 and F-15 are far better air superiority fighters.
Get her to handwrite a letter to her congressman asking him to scrap the project.

Give her cookies and warm milk

Benadryl. Now you are done babysitting.

>Give her cookies and salty milk
fify

>jacksfilms reference
>disturbingly fitting statement
>underrated post

Millions of kek
You have won the internet for today

write timestamp on her forehead

f5 no change

I have been. She is bossy. Making me give her piggy back rides all day

This.

go watch some Christmas cartoons

This

Her mom is back

Pic of mom

show mom the thread

Not an amateur. Looking for interesting ideas

>Pic of mom's spread asshole

Fixed.

Introduce her to the religion of peace by making her do Aisha's favourite job

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Too old. Not into grannies

oh no nono noooooo
abort

fuck her right in the pussy is the only correct answer

Fuck your self with a sippy cup and post it.

Have you hit that?

I know right? What was the guy who pumped the baby into her thinking?

Have her watch game of thrones (all of the current seasons).

Or at least pummel your asshole with one of the kids toys and post that.

sex on her
praise kek

Are there any offensive words that she does not know yet? If yes, then get teaching.

feed her some semen

You're not wrong. I felt safe with the Warthog in the air. The F-35 is a pussy.

pretty sure its a he you fucking retard

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It's a she. Can confirm have changed diaper

Once. Slammed that hambeast for like 10 minutes until she got off, then she went to sleep and left me high and dry

Make her day grand, go buy her some ice cream or something and don't turn into a 3D loli lover?

Bought her some M&Ms and ice cream earlier. Shit was cash

>Shit was cash
That's why she's trying to get some ?

Huh?

Also don't tell me what to do. 3d pig disgusting

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Post pics

Haha better not be any cash in there. She has been farting and giggling about it all day

Not in a hurry to get v&. Nothing special down there just toddler pussy. I mean it's useless

You already know what to do...

It's obviously not useless or else God wouldn't have put it there.

Pretty useless. She does like to climb on my and shove my face into her crotch a lot though. And bouncing on my lap. Little hornball

Post vid

sounds like you're going to get v& regardless

start by getting advice anywhere else.

Just a tip OP, if you make the connection between flicking that bean and feeling good, she'll be basically glued to it and would be cool with that.
Just sayan

I'd like to order a large pepperoni pizza