Secrets. What's yours?

Secrets. What's yours?

Mine: I want to teach a 38 year old woman from Kansas many naughty things.

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My ex dumped me in the most fucked up way 2 years ago. Fast forward to today: I'm having an affair with her. Searched her phone, got screenshots of every dude she's had Sex with since parting with me, got nudes en masse, and am ready to fuck her life up as bad as she did mine two years ago.

I've created many fake snapchat accounts to try to get a girl from school to send me nudes

I know her. She goes to my school.

She busy but maybe I call. worth shot. Texted her but no answer. then sometimes text.

(you've become your own meme, faggot)

Got a depraved bucket list. Some things done so far:

Sex with pregnant woman

Sex with deaf woman

Sex in public, seen by many

Sex with stewardess

Sex with black chick

Sex with asian chicks. many many many asians.

Sex with trap.

Did many of these only once. Some of these many many times.

I regularly let my buddies fuck my gf. The first few times she was tied to the bed and blindfold and to this day she still has no idea it was other guys fucking her

seriously?? I would definitely know if I was in a different pussy, especially if she was on top of me

The 3 buddies who fucked her during that time all have very similar size dicks to me

I indulged in my GF's dog cock fetish by enabling her to suck and fuck my dog.

where the on top

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I love youtube puppies.

So hot.

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i suck dick for drug money

I give drugs for sex

grill or faggot

>ok guys you can fuck my girl but lets measure your rods first

you in Cali? I have money

> Be with GF for 3 years
> Notice that she likes to pet my malamute a little bit too much around his belly
> Her eyes always go straight for his sheath
> One night we spend at my parents house, I allow the dog to sleep with us
> Dog is on the bed with us (I always had huge, large beds)
> GF gets frisky, starts to give me a blowjob
> Stops and confess that her fetishes are not as vanilla as she pretends them to be while stroking me
> Asks if she's allowed to do something crazy
> herewego.jpg
> She begins to massage dog's sheath while sucking me
> After a while he gets hard
> Proceed to blow dog as I take her from behind, going on for about 10 minutes
> Results in a ruined blanket, multiple orgasms, increased sex drive, and new fetish

Since then, I decided to take my dog to live with us in our home. He's treated really well, bastard sometimes asks for it by either mounting my gf or sticking his head between her legs. Sometimes (But rarely) I simply come home to her blowing him. (She prefers to suck him. She has a strong oral fixation, and his claw marks on her back when he mounts her are a bit suspicious)

bump

wowza

you can get her to do ANYTHING.

What else has she done or what have you made her do?

She was tied bent over the bed.

Never measured before but lucky coincidence

I love my fiancee.

OK...maybe....but I gotta believe she strongly suspects at the least. but that is a don't ask don't tell situation right there.

so why do you suck random guy's cocks?

I make $40k a month from client web design work. No one knows this. Everyone thinks I'm a starving web design artist. Also, all my designs are stolen. KEK.

Sure you didn't miss a couple of decimal places there?

>$40k a month
Literally impossible.

I like to rubber/fuck/put dick inside of the shoes of women that i sell sometimes, get me rock hard every time

She's brought it up a few times about how much she enjoyed the tied up stuff but never anything specific. Maybe she suspects but doesn't really matter any more as I watch her get fucked by my buddies in plain sight now and we have gang fucks

literally extremely unlikely. not impossible.

>I'm skeptical too though

so there you go

>$200 a month for maintaining, excellent on-page SEO, providing marketing tools & making slight changes.
>I have 200 clients
>all have templates as their website, I just switch up color schemes & elements
>been at it for about 2 years now
>howisthisnotpossibleagain.png

I licked out a sixty five year old mouldy bitch for the bants. Which were top.

One of my secrets is this. Every fucking day this is posted. And every fucking day it makes me hate this place a little more. Because it's so brutally unoriginal. And every day this place slips further and further away from what it once was. And it hurts my heart. Knowing this thing I used to love is dying a slow painful death.

yeah, getting there. that's how it would be done.

I didn't push her to do it. I just took a wild guess from the way she looked at my dog's sheath, and I made it possible for her to do it, but I didn't have in mind to actually ask her to do anything with my dog.
Since then, she admitted being attracted to dog and horse dicks. She keeps "taking care" of my malamute, and sometimes when we go out for a long walk with the dog, she insists to pass near the stables. There's a stallion there with a constant erection, and she enjoys wanking him. So far, she only gave him handjobs. He didn't cum yet, but she gets wet as fuck when she does it, and the sex is crazy when we get back home afterwards.

Oh, she's also into footjobs. She actually gets physically aroused when she has her soles stimulated.
Other than that, I can't think of something else that would go off the norm.

Can you hire me?

this

get her to blow your friends

hi friend

is she fat? I'm seeing this really fat chick

you're just a cuck
and dude she knew

I have $4 an hour labor for that, but thanks tho.

My father fucked me from 6 - 10

...and simultaneously fucking your own life up a little more. Just move on.

you still masturbate to the memories, admit it

I'm sure you make much better threads on a daily basis.

Fag or grill?

You sometimes sell women?

I post banana in YLYL threads

I'm not sharing, find your own perverted girl.

She's far from fat. Maybe it's hard to see on the feet picture because I had to crop out her legs thanks to the 2MB image limit.

Tonight? Didn't he get tired?

Fuck, forgot to include post number in reply.

I can't even go there.

femanon

that's one happy doge

{wizard mode} remember, you ain't guilty of shit. you were a kid. {/wizard mode off}

When I was 22 I found out I had a different dad and got a chance to meet him. He was cool. Also got to meet his daughter. She texted me next day and said she wanted to hang out.. so I said fuck it why not. she seemed chill.

She started flirting with me hard.. I eventually said fuck it and ended up banging her that night.

I can't fap to porn stars that I have seen in interracial scenes. (So, like, all of them)
And I refuse to fuck girls that have been with black men.
Idk how to describe it except that they are tainted, now.

A lot of people have this reaction. It's why girls get paid more for interracial.

So it's not just me? Sheeit.

It's better to move on. I just did today. Ended the toxic relationship I had due to many diferences.
At the end is better to keep the distance and forget, you will hurt yourself user and thats not worth it.

A shy girl agreed to get together. But when I pushed for a more concrete day, she claimed that she was busy, and when I asked for a day that works for her, no reply.

This is out of the ordinary for her, in the past when I tried to meet up, she would usually say she's busy, and if I pushed beyond that she would say that she is unsure of when she's free.

This time, for what ever reason, she did not respond to that question.

I am almost thinking that she may actually be too nervous to set something concretely. So to prevent burning that bridge, she's holding off for now until she's more confident?

Women's shoes

do you think she wants to see you or just said yes once because of the pressure?

...

Do you hate him for that?

Honestly, she always seemed like she wanted to, but never could commit. And has given off some typical signs of interest as well.

Besides, she's always fashioned herself as a Shy girl anyway.

>i was ill when i moved out at 18 because my family tossed my ass out the door.
>so ill i couldn't get out of bed most days till 24.
>doctors found out i had a similar but treatable condition to what they though i had after all this time.
> 27 finished treatments and recovery time.
>took odd jobs to make money and built up credit when i was 32-33 found out the community college had fucked up some paper work from earlier attempt to school.
>enroll in school, fourth semester
>just found out i have an incredible credit score.
>35 now and haven't been able to leave my home because of having no car since i was 24, feel like a loser and wish every day i could blow my brains out.

.>at 24 illness fucked it up with perfect girl we bonded over mutual interests and german heritage
>she moves away and i never see her again. look for her online never find her.
>gave up on finding her and wanna kill myself for a while
>get drunk one night in feb. and find her facebook.
>we have a few posted conversations.
>she has a boyfriend possible husband (no ring in any photos)
>i'm ok with that life is so shitty i need anyone to talk to.
>one day i scream out loud after having to spend the day with my shitty family "why can't i find someone who loves me. you gave me a mother who doesn't even care if i live or die. wtf god"
>notice there's something stuck to my shoe
>it's a German 50 cent coin.
>freaking out trying to figure if it means i should go to germany or what.

what do i do?
how do i stop feeling like a loser most of my friends say they would love to be in my position (good credit, basic needs met with not real difficulty) and i just hate it.

>used go into my housemate's room when she wasnt home and jack off into her underwear and put it back where i found it :)

>sometimes id get clean ones, but mostly i'd get some out of the hamper. her thongs were the best. loved licking the crusty discharge , sniffing it, then fapping into it.

this is how I serve my wife

Stop with the self pitty, forget the German girl, and find different.

I love this song - Trance - 009 Sound System Dreamscape

>put it back where i found it
Are you retarded? She'll notice fucking cum in her clean undies.

ty. but it doesn't mean I should be fantasizing to it.

was that the only time or do you still bang?

how old both of you at the time?

faggot

duh

you're a meme now faggot

I'm not even that guy. Just a kind of similar situation

dude i aint chasing the German girl were just friends. i'm asking if the fucking coin means i should go to Germany and find a new girl. my family comes from over there and i would love to see the little town my dads family came from. i'm wondering if the coin is a sign to follow my dream of going to germany and i'll find love and adventure.

you're a fucking meme now

Like I said before, not even the same person. Just a somewhat similar situation

Showtits

that's somethign to aspire to

not happening

NIGGER

Fuck off then.

Niggers can't read.
Your argument is invalid

that's racist, faggot

Do whatever your brain tells you to do, but don't be religious fag, unless you follow the KEK god

so understanding of an incest rape victim

you should try out Sup Forums.org/b, you would fit right in user

Still not seeing tits here. Why dont you piss off back to .reddit or tumblr

REEEEEE NO GIRLS ALLOWED IN MY SPECIAL CLUB! WHEN'S THE NEXT DICK RATE THREAD?

My secrets are too strong for you, traveler.

suck my dick newfag

Secret seller, I tell you I'm going into battle, and I want only your strongest secrets.

I participated in pre-marital sex

i was once sort of orally raped and after that i've literally tried to get raped.
not violently but just forced into it

Newfag
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