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Why don't the Japanese..... speak english properly?

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Phonetically Japanese seems to be literally caveman's language.

>speak english properly
We just IMPROVE it.

I like it this way.
Never change.

Yeah, I noticed that, it's pretty simple. I think only hawaiian has simpler phonetics, it's literally caveman-tier.

>a separate alphabet specially for foreign words

it's actually pretty cool

arigato-arigato-

desu is japanese just wrote their english words with latin letters they would be much better at english.

>no estonian flag
never reply to me again you piece of shit

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Unlike other inferior countries it is cute when Japs can't speak English correctly as opposed to being extremely offensive and hard to listen to like other ethnicity/countries.

It's cute when they misspell stuff

>Tadaima
>how do I pronounce that
>ta
>da
>ee
>ma
>Squirrel
>how do I pronounce that
>uhh make a sku kind of sound then add a w but not exactly into an r and bounce that into something between an el or an il or maybe even like the url in curl

>youtube.com/watch?v=2gcfHpGpsOw
>comfortable is more like comfterble
hey bitch are you kidding me? well, even so, English sounds elegant to me.

Why did I just sit here and watch this whole video? I'm a completely literate native English speaker.
I must be more tired than I realized.

EV RY ONE
EV RY ONE
EVERYONE
VEG TA BLE
VEGTABLE
VEG TA BLE
It's like when some kids show comes on the tv and you are too tired and zoned out to change the channel so you sit there and watch an entire episode of Blues Clues before it really registers with you what you're doing.

>I'm a completely literate native English speaker.
Americans don't speak English.

Ham -> Hamu
Isn't an improvement Tarou-kun.

>Unlike other inferior countries it is cute when Japs can't speak English correctly

Not it isn't cute you weeb.

>Not it isn't cute
It's not cute when Canadians do it.

Well hamu does sound cuter.

Have you heard them say it? It does not.

Yes I have. Hamu is cute.

that's only two katakana though

And two syllables from a single syllable word.

at least Japanese doesn't have a fucked up pronunciation

I really hope that your language will be removed by Spanish

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also japanese people are cuckolds, they shouldn't even learn English if they have a respect to theyselves, but it seems that they haven't.