S/fur

s/fur
Fur > Reality

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floof is cute!
CUTE!!

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Because fur can be drawn to perfection, whereas humans are not perfect.

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Ayy

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and more importantly, humans lack soft fluffy goodness

G'ewening Alex

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Hi

All I want is a god damn radio clock that runs off AA or AAA batteries and has digital tuning.

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u ppl dokn't have santa

maybe Santa will bring one for you
were you a good boy this year?

>Chance of rain in the evening...then rain overnight. Rain may be heavy at times overnight. Lows 46 to 51. Areas of winds south 15 to 20 mph. Gusts to 35 mph.

this is what i have to stand in tonight

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>dat tail
Would hug

The red and white santa most of you know of was invented by the coka-cola company in the 1930s to sell more coke in the off-season!

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Aaaand i have to go now

Invest in a poncho
later, furend
try not too get too wet

wait, wait, are you suggesting there is some sort of link between the christmas holiday and consumerism? hmmmm....

Faggit lives up north here

L8r

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see you

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I don't like people bringing me stuff. I prefer to anally choose my own.

Familiar

For me it's just the tails. I can imagine they'd be so much fun to play with.

I didn't think clock radios were too expensive
I'm sure if you shop around a bit you can find one that suites your tastes

absolutely!

Our family tradition is we ask and tell each other what'd we like

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I like the kind that lays flat and wide on the desk.

I don't want one with a 9V because I don't have rechargeable 9Vs.

I don't want one with analog tuning because it's fiddley as hell.

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Tails make perfect cum rags to dry your dick with after fucking.

>Sony Dream Machine
Thought all these ran on AC

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Please no sexual the tail

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don't furget fluffy tailjobs

or maybe pic related if you're lacking in the penis department

Indeed. The tail my wife wears for me sometimes is more of a cat's tail but it's still fun to stroke and pull during sex. She won't do a tailplug, though but I'll take what I can get. She *barely* accepts that.

Most of them have 9V battery slots as backup.

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does she wear cat ears too?
you should make her purr for you

Or hey here's a thought: dokn't chop ur dick off

Can't you just plug it in? All of the battery options I've seen are really rather to keep you from needing reset everything whenever it gets disconnected from power.

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Imagine fucking an anthro.
You'd get fucking hair in your mouth, your dick would be scratchy/rashing from the fur as well.

Not to mention fleas, and whatever animal you're fucking would overheat when it's summer

Reality > Furfags.

I'll keep that in mind in case I grow one

Fur the occasional black out, spose?

Probably wokn't last long enough on the battery fur primary PS

Only one I can find is a First Alert safety one at Lowe's and it's like $60. Digital tuner, though.

9Vs last a long time and really aren't that expensive. They are the only batteries I don't use rechargables for.

But what if you were an anthro yourself?

would well be worth it

she needs more boobs

By right I'm not allowed to use AC power in the barracks for unauthorised electrical devices. By left nobody cares about this rule tho.

Hell, the kids down the hall even brought in a fucking mini fridge.

Lowe's doesn't exist here and I'd like to keep it to less than $30.

Nah, soft silky pelage is where it's at

I mean, you might have to invest in a good vacuum cleaner and some lint rollers, but it's all worth it for those floofy snuggles

Yes and she sort of "Nyaa's" but this is like on my birthday only. She finds it incredibly weird and it took a long, long time for her to do this (like being married for years)

>You'd get fucking hair in your mouth
How?

>your dick would be scratchy/rashing from the fur
Fur iskn't glass fiber

>animal you're fucking
English, motheryiffer

>would overheat
>what is panting

No.
She's sporting a pretty ideal size in my opinion.

Prevention was easier than the cure

all of you, fake and gay

That's kinda lame, it might be a little weird but it isn't especially demanding or degrading

not like you wanna take a dump in her mouth or something

Ah well, guess that's marriage

i can deal with the hair I have a cute lil pupper already, the rest of that is BS

>animal you're fucking
>tfw actually that was correct

size yes, quantity no

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Yeah, wife is super vanilla and I'm a pervert. She kind of lost all her sex drive after our kid was born. Love her to death but we just are very different in the bedroom.

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Well hey I guess it could be worse
I mean, better than putting a tail and ears on your hand, right?

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> white hands
> black cock

eh? was that guy stitched together by Dr. Frankenstein?

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peenor transplant

Nah often white penis gets a darker colour when filled w/ blood (erect)

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God damn I want a radio in my fucking barracks

going to sleep
Merry christmas to you all!

if there's one furry that can add melanin to my dick, it's probably Renamon

sleep well

Buy just about any chink ~20$ dumbphone and there you have a purrtable FM radio

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G'nitey and meri kurisumasu

Biyomon is superior

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She already taken tho :3

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Which is my current system right now.

But it doesn't feel right listening to the radio over IEMs.

I need open sound over loudspeaker.

Literally who?

Renamon puts all the letters to Waifu

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