Oh shit its a monkeys paw

oh shit its a monkeys paw

make a wish

I wish for world peace!

i wish Hitler never died

I wish you all a Merry Christmas.

what a faggot

I wish to be happy and successful

I wish Trump would have a stroke

Wish granted! Everyone dies.

Enernal youth

I wish Walt Disney World suffers a terrorist atack that sure will make americans so pissed it will trigger the WW3

:3

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, AND I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises.

Look what you done user, there can be no world peace you shit

molly bair

Wish granted! Trump survives the stroke and remains president despite retaining only half of his previous brainpower.
Wish granted! WW3 lasts for 2 days and you are the only casualty.

I wish my dad would come back to life, and my hernia would go away

>:T

I wish for Carrie Fisher to get well soon.

i wish for dubs

Found the Jew

zwish granted! The turkey has AIDS

I wish nationalism continues to grow!

...

anime real

i wish to be happy and rich

I wish cam guy would go online

at least it is not little dry, right?

Wish granted! Her pain is over, and she`s in a better place

i wish they legalize weed in france fast

Wish granted! You die at 23. Your corpse is very pretty and never ages.
Wish granted! The sandwich is microwaved with the mustard on it.
Wish denied.

wish declined. you will be a poor bipolar depressive

I wish I could fully disect, understand, and replicate the power of the monkeys paw in a repeatable scientific fashion.

I wish to not make a wish

you have progeria

I wish my parents never understand that I borrowed 2k$ from them. (Yes I will return them once I get a job )

This monkey paw shit is such bullshit.

I told you guys we should have asked satan.

Wish granted! Weed will now be legally provided to anyone who identifies as a Muslim.

wish for trips

I wish that I find a suitcase full of drugs on the rare occasion that I leave my basement

NEVER

I wish the the guy that beat me up in the park dies

I wish for a gf

I wish 8 was the legal age of consent.

the younger the berry, the sweeter the juice

What happens now?

Wish granted! 8 is the age of consent, and sex is illegal after the age of 10.

I wish they'd do a reboot of Xena: warrior princess on HBO

i wish someone loved me

I check your dubs

I wish I could have sex with my ESO character

good call

i wish for another monkey paw

Wish granted! IRL anime people have a biologically human composition, but maintain their previous proportions (large eyes, small mouths, etc.) They are in constant pain.
Wish granted! He snackbars your house with you inside.
no

I wish for 200 pounds

...

it works but you get turned into an eight year old

i wish I could get a girlfriend that wouldnt leave when I threaten to stab her "like OJ"

i wish myself a happy and succesfull life

I wish for the deaths of every homosexual and sexual identityfag.

I wish for Betty White to have a full spread in playboy

I like your attitude but I must warn you that berries actually work the opposite way. They start off sour and starchy, become sweeter then start to ferment/rot and fuck with your head because they understand psychological shit better and eventually leave you.

YES!! IT WORKED!

HAIL SATAN!

Wish Granted! But it's current Playboy with no nudity.

10/10 seamless transition

I wish this was a spiderman thread

I wish everyone that visits Sup Forums, including myself. would die in horrifically painful ways.

what have you done it will die now

i want to stop being a greedy jew

you said it man

I wish i fuck this girl ive beed texting to lately

You'll be sorry.

I want to suck a cock

i meet her

That monkey paw has four fingers! Score!

No more niggers

No more kikes

No more spics

No more faggots

Thanks OP, this is the best Christmas ever!

Wish granted! Every fruit and sexual identity fag becomes horribly, incurably suicidal, but are only able to die if they fuck you in the ass first. None of them will use condoms.
Wish granted, but it can only be pictures from Spiderman 3.

WISH TO GET GAINS

I wish I was the one sucking this Chad's toe

That's not a twisted granting of the wish, that's just not granting the wish.

I wish Harambe is back

Wish denied. The monkey's paw also makes your dick fall off for using stale memes.