Having lurked this place for about 6 months now, I have been curious about prostate massage and hands free orgasms. (no homo) About two hours ago, I was searching through my little sister's room looking for some weed and I found a vibrator in her pantie drawer.
When I found her vibrator, I instantly wanted to try to massage my prostate with it. Clearly, you fucking fagots have turned me into a degenerate. I've never tired prostate massage before, primarily because I don't own a vibrator.
Long story short, I ended up turning it on and putting it in my ass and it went too far in and now I can't get it out.
I tried sitting on the toilet and shitting it out, but all that did was make me cum so hard that I fell off the toilet and hit my head on the bathtub. I spent about 10 minutes writhing on the floor because I can't get it out and the sensation is really intense.
It's still on. It's driving me crazy. I've cum twice already. It's really small, like only about 3-4 inches long. How do I get my little sister's vibrator out of my ass. >pic semi-related
Take some laxatives, wait a while, squat in shower, try to shit. Should pop right out.
Luke Morris
5lb bag of sugar free gummy bears
Austin Hill
Guess you're screwed user. Send some pics ;)
Aaron Morgan
Checked.
Nathan Jenkins
sage until op provides proof
Isaiah Green
>Clearly, you fucking fagots have turned me into a degenerate. I've lurked here for years and i'm still perfectly straight. Don't blame your faggotry on us. >How do I get my little sister's vibrator out of my ass? I'd say the same way it went in which shouldn't really be a problem since it was so small. Worst case scenario laxative.
James Reyes
Bump >fuck your sage
Evan Morgan
Relax your fucking anus, you faggot.
Eli Stewart
Did you bump your own thread, faggot? You know that doesn't work, right?
Kayden Smith
Enjoy it until it comes out.
Ayden Baker
God you're a retard
Luis Campbell
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Aiden Watson
phone a friend, have them come over and dig it out
Anthony Wood
Jizz on your fingers (for lubricant) then ram them up your ass and try to pull it out
Jason Sanchez
*a friend with small hands
Hunter Morales
Your a huge faggot and you know it
Brandon Ross
If serious - try an enema (water only - you aren't constipated, just have a butt full of vibrator). Lots of info online if you are interested. The idea is that as your body expels the water you shoot up your ass, it will also expel whatever is lurking in your rectum.
Ayden Campbell
get some cooking oil and a pair of tongs and get in there
Elijah White
lol, you're trying to get him to electrocute himself to death. You do realize that what conducts electricity, right?
Adam Nguyen
>3vdc >electrocute
Adam Nguyen
Eat mexican
Andrew Perry
4 inch dildo? Sister must have a TINY tight pussy. Pics of her plox...Nao,,,Like right Nao
