Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread
Previous: The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to a minimum
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!

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Sameji claim'd

Claim

Foxxy

カラミチーマス

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Hello, I am the cute girl in the pic related.
My name is Takagi and I am dimension dysphoric. I am an anime character trap in a male human's body.
Before you make fun of my condition, just know that when I came out to my parents they thought I was joking.
I think you guys might get me...

I pay them a rent but I still feel like I'm standing in their way.
And I can tell they don't like my lack of autonomy.

I want to take Ran's virginity while holding her hands.

??
I was never good at anatomy

and they are your parents, I'm sure they don't mind too much but idk

any plans on moving out? siblings?

LET IT BEGIN!!!

you're bad at aiming

I HAVE GHOSTS!!!

My name is Takagi and I'm actually an anime girl.

still here

Kill them all let god sort them out!

Careful, you might hurt yourself

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how did you fuck up that badly?
jokes on you, this is a gun free zone :o

I'm also bad at anatomy :o

I know they probably don't mind too much but I still don't like the situation.
I don't know what I would hate more between this or moving away and barely being able to sustain myself.
At least I'd have some kind of pride I guess.

No need! You already shot youself!
I MISSED SOME!
You you three are ok

...meh, it's still 2016. I guess it's plausible.

wow i'm retarded

What? I was born an anime character.
I'm just looking for someone to claim me

you hit up the wrong thread again?

you've missed me more than once tho

check out Sup Forums
is your pride worth it?

you should at least be trying to save up then if you aren't already

maybe room with a friend

You shot yourself here No need to

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I do it on purpose

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tfw no 2D gf

whatever you say m8

You can check the times if you want.

I can be your 2D gf!

Yes, you are

I have decent savings, even with this shitty income.
I barely have any friends and they're not available for this right now.
I could get a cheap apartment but I can't seem to find the will to do that right now.
Well that goes for everything now.

MORE HAVE APPEARED!

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Make em eat the hot lead!

End yourself

seems like you have a plan at least sorta

my mom says to enjoy my youth while I can so I try to do that :o

Wanna ERP?

Sorry direct orders from the man himself, I cannot stop. You should help to.

She's cute :o

No I don't have a plan at all, except going to bed right now.
I feel like I wasted all my youth and it's already coming to and end.
I'm not that old but I can't help but feel this way.
Anyway that's my time for now, I work tomorrow.
Goodnight.

get plenty of rest, thanks for the chat

you shouldn't stress yourself too much

goodnight

thank you

I'll decline

This thread.

please leave newfag

>Calling me a newfag.

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>i'm not a newfag lelelel

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Do you mean to start a war??!!!

Do you ever fantasize about shooting up a crowded mall?

Depends on who is in there.

Innocent people.

no one on this planet is innocent

What about your waifu?

Hey.

Did you want to talk about what was going down on your end?

Define innocent. If any of them are anything but white and German then they go here.

well i think my wisdom teeth are coming in and i cant afford that

Innocent Japanese people who make anime for a living.

Cyka Blyat

Japan is an ally! Not happening!
SOVIET!!! DIE NOW!!!

Soviets kicked your ass

such a hot picture
put some pants on :o

Not in this reality. Also two words.
Mass conscription, only way you could win

why did you delete yourself :o

delet this

Fucked up

I think you deleted an "e" :o

you sure are fucked up :o

No. I know what I said

I want to cuddle with Ran and have her wrap her tails around me.

delet? :o

It's because you are neither cheeki nor breeki

Delet this
>google it

Ouch.

Not much you can do about it?

I try not to acknowledge shit memes :o

Of to the chambers with you Soviet!

not unless i have a lot of money no

Please, everyone knows all slavs have gas masks

I want to hug Ran. I want Ran to love me.

back off

No dental insurance? Depending on where you go they are willing to work with the finances. On the other hand, you also want a place that does good work too.

Pretty hard to get them when your in chains!

all your waifus are shit

this is the ultimate waifu bois.

nope havent been in a place of work for about 2 months. anyways im going to go shower for now

I'm sorry. It's how I compensate for my crippling loneliness, thinking about perfect fictional females loving me and caring for me.

it's fine I just really love fran :o

I have no idea what's going on at this point

DAM YOUR SOVIET TRICKS KEEPING ME FROM CLEANSING!

???

My lungs are strong like bear, gas will have no effect

I'll agree, she's pretty great

Terry Bradshaw needs to go take a nap.

~Shiro

Then in that case.

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All I have to do is survive the blast, the radiation will be just like the exclusion zone

Ah, gotcha. If you're stuck in an emergency situation, a dental clinic may be your best option since they usually handle under/un-insured patients.

Your aim still sucks.

Both he and Mike Ditka lost their sanity a long time ago.

Nightly bote encounter. How are you?