What would you do if you woke up christmas morning and saw this

what would you do if you woke up christmas morning and saw this

kick the fat degenerate out of my house

Marry Bailey duh.

SANTA REALLY DOES EXIST!

Wonder how the hell he got into my house.

Tell him to leave

Suck her fat feminine cock until it blasted ropes of girly jizz down my throat.

360 & start sucking

do 360 degree turn and go away

its a shame,i made this thread and then found like 3 pictures that would of been better to use

maybe ill start this shit over when it gets deleted

Frot

post them here, let me see that beautiful cock

My house doesn't have a french door. Or a physical christmas tree, this year.
>Do a bit of research
However, if Bailey Jay did visit my house on Christmas, I'd promptly tell her to get out if she can, and give her a ride to her hotel or the airport if she needed one. I don't lean that way.

Id bend her over and fuck her
Im not gay
Shes just a girl that happens to have a penis

Set onfire

Yooooo I got you dawg

have sex with Bailey, impregnate her, then marry her

>impregnate her, then marry her
but that's not what happens when you fuck men, user

>kiss her and suck her tongue
>rub those titties
>kiss my way down to them and suck no them
>stroke her cock while she squeezes mine
>go to my knees and suck her cock
>let her fuck my throat until she spurts a warm load into my belly
>lie her down and lick her tummy
>put her ankles on my shoulders
>enter her quickly and fuck her like a rutting beast
>let her suck my tongue as i cum as deep inside of her as i can get
>cuddle and make out

Start lubing up my ass

>turn 360 degrees
>walk away

Realizing that he could not cut life as an actual man and instead pretends to be an attention-whore to help satisfy crushing inferiority and self-delusion, I would arrange for the authorities to transport him to a mental health facility.

It's sad, really.

>"Her"

eyeroll.jpg

Same as this guy

suck her cock

fuck/be fucked until my heart explodes.
Although realistically I don't think Bailey Jay would fuck me. She/he might laugh at my autistic bantz but I'm far too hideous to fuck a porn star, even a tranny.
Time to be sad.

I would give her a hanny until she explodes in my palm. I would then use her cream to lube up hole and ask her to get hard again so she could bang me like there's no tomorrow