Be me

>be me
>16 year old horny virgin fuckhead
>no experience with women; can barely conversate with them
>don't even have many guy friends either
>get lunch one day, exit cafeteria and go out to quad
>catch eye contact with 8/10 sitting on one of the benches
>niggawtf.jpg
>she winks at me
>feel boner rising slowly but surely with blood rushing like lava in a damn volcano
>can't do anything; just awkwardly stare back at her
>she hand signals me to come over there
>itshappening.gif
>walk towards her; shitty pasta and milk in hand
Cont.?

Keep going

continue nigger

Yeah, continue

...

niggy fagger

Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
OP didn't pre-type his greentext!
Continues trend of complete faggotry!

>approach her
>she tells me to sit down next to her
>"how's your day going, honey?"
>"uhh.. i mean good i guess"
>"how about i make it even better?"
>nigger
>"meet me at 123 Nig Street (not real address ofc) by 8pm
>couldn't stop thinking about it the rest of the day
> wait until 8pm, get in my car, dressed up, and drive over to her place
>old beat up crackhouse with dim lights outside
>this can't be right
>fuck it, already here
>walk over to front doorstep
Cont.?

yes fag

Of course you should continue nigger

do eet fag

>Just dump the whole story faggot

>knock on door
>few minutes pass
>fuckthisshitimout.gif
>as i walk to my car, door opens
>hear familiar voice
>"hey, bill. come on in and make yourself at home"
>how tf does this bitch know my name
>whatever
walk in and sit on couch
>"you look nice. let me get dressed and i'll be right out"
Cont.?

no
>stop asking or just fuck off

continue.png

Stop asking for continuation, just post the damn story.

finish the fucking story

Finish the story nigger

It'll be Christmas before OP finishes this fucking greentext

Op, post the story one word at a time and after put >cont?

Stop asking faggot and stop making your posts so short you piece of shit taint sucker.

>walks out of room in sexy ass nightgown
>insta boner
>jumps on me and we start making out fiercely
>"why don't we take this to the bedroom, sweetie?"
>pick her up and carry her over to bed
>take off pants and stick peen into puss box
>god fucking damn it feels good
>start slow, but continuously go faster and faster in this bitch's tight hole
>she whispers
>"doggy"
>ohfuckyea
>turn her over
>start rawdogging her anal cavity into oblivion
>"thanks for joining us tonight, bill"
>notice banana shoved in ass
>start laughing hard and loud out of nowhere
>cum buckets
>"thank's lori"
>mfw

Watch your fucking tongue infadel. Christmas is haram.

...

Neat

>cont?
Cont?

Ouch is that a missing hoof? For fucks sake man kys

wtf is this thread

This is messed up, but so satisfying at the same time.

this is now a get thread

Yes

you're welcome

Well, that was a fucking disappointment. OP is a faggot.

Bump for curiosity