What the literal fuck?!?! NO SECRETS THREAD!?!?!

What the literal fuck?!?! NO SECRETS THREAD!?!?!

Confess user.

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I'm wearing women's underwear.

you must be faggot because there are no grils on the internet

I have willingly chosen to let more than one of my patients die because of what they have done/what led them to become my patient.

I am a paramedic in a major US city.

Naw dude, it's cool. They're used.

>paramedic

>my patient

pick ONE

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I took heroin thinking it was coke and it actually stopped my drug addiction of 7 years cause it was the craziest night of my life

paramedic here
this is not omething a paramedic would say. poser confirmed

whoa. how did you take it?

Snorted it out of a receipt and stupidly finished it off in my mouth. Took molly and smoked too much beforehand too. Honestly thought i was gonna fuckin die that night dude

had you ever done heroin before that?

Nope. Been around the shit but that was the one and only time. Shit fucked me up hard. Mentally and physically. Literally used to have xanax in my system to function. Havent had any mg of drugs since august since then.

I was fucking a friend of mine's girlfriend for 60% of the two years they dated, then got her to dump him randomly so we could be together, then told her fuck off. That was three years ago. He never dated anyone else because he was an ugly beta cuck, and he never really got over her. Even stalked her hardcore for awhile through fb and instagram. Never said anything tho since she had a new bf by then. Then one day he noticed she changed her status to single and tried to talk to her again. What he didn't know is that I got her to dump the guy she had been dating for the last year for me. She never talked to him about it, and I waited a good month to let him know. Honestly thought he might have killed himself, but he just ran away from the state and I haven't heard from him since. Now I'm basically just stringer her along, and cheating on her a lot until I eventually get bored and throw her away.

Why did I do all this?
>because I wanted to see if I could

i did about the same but not for as long
just to see if i could

surprisingly motivational good for you man

so you were expecting UP but you got DOWN. I can see where that would freak you out. "Every cell in my body is not jumping up so I must be dying".

But once it was happening couldn't you just roll with it?

I'm into animals.

Well like i said before i took molly literally an hour before. So i was down but my heart racing. I could hear it beating in my brain. I was at a festival where a lot of people knew who i was and it made me super fuckin paranoid. I felt like everyone knew and was talking shit. And i camping in a field to top it off. No safe place. It tripped a switch in me for sure

Like you wanna bang em or

I want to leave my girlfriend and become a sissy slut

I imagined carl from aqua teen wrote this and have been laughing so hard for the past 5 minutes thank you user I needed it

cpngrats.

So this one time last year my 19 year old cousin came over to have drinks and smoke some weed.(Im 23). We get high and drunk and start to subtly touching each other through our clothes. Get super horny, then she decides she doesn't want to do anything more since we cousins. I talk her into letting me lick her pussy and asshole while I jack off. She squirted on my face so I came on hers. Went to sleep never talked about it.

c'mere.

>this dick isn't going to suck itself

Hahahahaha holy shit you're welcome. Lets see where this 12 pack takes us

Here's another for you ;)

I'm killing myself midnight, new years day. I told people but they don't believe me, so fuck em.

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I finally got to fuck my ex GFs baby sister a couple months back. She turned 18 so I gave her a good Bday fuck.

Honestly I respect it user. Something I dont have the balls to do. How you going out?

best of luck my man

When I was 14 I got assfucked by a business man while on family vacation.

Numbing my brain with anti-psychotics so I'm hardly awake, and hanging myself. No guns in Aus.

Safe travels my friend. I will see you in the next life

Ouch man i had a friend who succeeded and two who failed with hanging. And the aftermath of a survival from that shit is not fun.

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I've been working the same job for minimum wage for the past 16 years.

I have such extreme anxiety, I can't go to job interviews and thus can't get a better job.

I also can't convince myself to ask for a raise, and they don't give one unless you ask.

This has crippled my social life even worse because I'm extremely embarrassed about my situation and don't want anyone to know. I can't make friends or talk to people because the first thing people want to know about each other is their jobs.

I contemplate suicide every day. There's no way out of this black hole I've fallen into except to hang myself. But I don't even have the balls to do that.

This aqua teen ep with the egyptian shirt is actually the best Christmas special because it turns into a Christmas episode out of nowhere and couldn't have been funnier

I wish I had the courage.
Hope you have a good time in whatever afterlife you believe in, or if you don't, happy nothingness.

I have slept with a couple of guys in the past year... I currently have a fuckfriend. I think I'm too ugly to become their gf. They are just desperate... it's destroying me slowly but it's the only way I can somewhat get affection

I have been chatting with a local 26yo submissive who wants me to play a dominant role. I've never done anything like it, and I'm very intrigued

>Killing yourself before it gets better

Op , Quit being a pussy because of your anxiety. Theres no need to feel any form of anxiety especally in a sitiuation like your. You can end the embarssment you have if you litterally ask for a raise. You've been there 16 fucking years.... You deserve one.

If you have the balls to get up everyday and make average human contact , you have the balls to ask for a raise.

Honestly , tell me somemore of your sitiuation , i feel obligated to help.

I'm a Vogner Imperial and I'm triggered by your hate speech

I smell my poopoo

not as amazing as you think- you're a PARA medic, meaning you're a glorified pizza delivery guy who delivers fatties and ancient people to the hospital for real doctors to take care of.

Any time you "chose" to let someone die the world just chalks up to typical paramedic incompetence.

Stop acting like you're fucking batman, you fucking loser. You're all the god damn same.

Won't get better haha. had months for it to.

Dubz to dubz thoughhhh

Im gay

And im addicted to shit tier memes

tonight people gave me shit for going to college for 9 years (BS + MS + PhD) to get a job that paid me $350,000 in 2016.

Those 16 years you've been working, you made about $350,000.

What do you think user? Maybe it was a little bit worth it for me?

Were the other anons full of shit faggots?

>this is important to me that you can validate this

I'm only serious.

>this dick needs sucking

My college coach housed me for the first semester of college because my financial aid wasn't quite going through. For that entire semester I used the same shaver he used for his beard to trim my pubes. No regrets.

I am from the outer earth, outside of the terrestrial "sphere" that you think this planet is on.

I work for an intelligence agency and take orders from people who would literally be thought of as Gods if you ever met them.

the thing is all you people are so brainwashed you think that flying people, magic and time travel are "impossible" and "science fiction"

but it is just because you are demented and dumbed down to a point that you don't even know what reality is.

and so you are farmed here.

there are intelligence agents all over earth working right now and you just assume they are from another country because of their accent.

If only you really know what goes down. You are so ignorant it is laughable.

you even write you life secrets on the internet and think it is "anonymous"

so ridiculous! they make these threads to fish.

and the earth is a puddle! a fucking puddle on an infinite flat plane.

I'm trans but I'm never coming out.
My family is deeply catholic and I'm going to get kicked out of the house if I do it. (I'm still in high school)

Faggot?

hope you had a good run.

oh wait, you didn't or you wouldn't be killing yourself.

>sorry

(for correct delivery of line above, check out The Big Lebowski when the officer says "sorry" when the briefcase isn't in the car)

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go to 48 seconds

FUCK OFF SPACE NIGGER

grill or faggot

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I really want to kill someone. Not just anyone though, someone who really deserves it. I wanna know what it feels like.

I wanna fuck my mom..
Fingered her couple times sleeping
Almost stuck it in once
Licked her pussy
Love how hairy it is

user, you can actually do something worthwhile, answer user's questions. help validate his situation.

Post pics of your mom. How do we know she exist?

>batman

Pulp Fiction much?

Im a chubby bottom and i love getting older dudes. Cant say im straight, but man do i love talking dirty and sending pictures

top kek

c'mere

I'm a fat old top whose dick needs sucking

If just deciding to quit being a pussy was possible, me and all the other losers on the internet would have done it years ago.

But if you want more, let's see...
>37 kissless dateless virgin.

>Live with parents.

>Only friends are online friends, who I rarely contact anymore because they're all super busy and productive living great lives... Makes me feel like a piece of shit by comparison.

>People at work love me because I'm a people pleaser and I'm good at faking happiness while feeling nothing but regret and anger.

>Never touched drugs, alcohol, or cigarettes before.

>Dream of just getting in the car and driving in a random direction and never going back. Start up a new life in a new place and never tell anyone about my previous life.

Ive sucked 2 dicks

two dicks to go with the dubs

>checked

Tell a story of the people you let die and for what reason.

I still live at home because I am banging my mom. I blackmailed her into the arrangement when I was a teen after I found out from her semi-enstranged family that she is actually my kidnapper. Her real kid died as an infant, no death certificate, death never reported, I replaced him.

win win

>profit

Greentext time, me thinks

You're doing better than anyone I know, so yeah. They were full of shit.

I haven't even made half that in my lifetime. I make about $10k a year, except for one year where I only worked two days a week.

I'd feel like a successful motherfucker if I could make $30k a year.

any nudes of mom?

greentext faggot

>Personally, I've sucked 3 dicks

>4 if you include my own

Age? Also, hows my ass?

just use basic nootropics
caffeine 200mg and l theanine 200mg
see if you still have the anxiety
if still have drop the caffeine just do l theanine
both pills is legal

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Don't let your dreams be dreams

so figure out what you need for a life change

don't give me "can't afford to take time off to find better job"

sometimes you have to make an investment

find free classes to get better job. they're there. I promise. Somewhere. People want to help. People want you to succeed so they feel like they did something.

Figure it the fuck out. It's there.

I let the dog lick my asshole once

old. older than you could possibly think "old" means.

I don't GAF about your ass. This dick needs sucking.

I don't keep evidence. Don't need nudes of her anyway, never need to fap to get off since I was a teen. Have a fuck buddy in my mom's room. It started off as an angry act of condusion, now I do it as my normal sex life. It's normal, but secret, to us now.

My father is dragging me to dinner with his annoying friend and her family on Sunday (i.e. Christmas). I can't stand her or my father, and I don't give a shit about Christmas.

When I was a junior I snuck into my crush's house(now gf) and stole several pairs of her panties and I still have them to this day, I'm scared as fuck that she'll find out.

I'd love to

>once

come back to Sup Forums when you've got hours of dog fucking to talk about

you better be in Cali

so stupid.

we don't even spill our seed. that's for retards like you "earthlings" haha

now go watch your porn like a "real" man. then go watch sports. what, you don't like sports? you don't jerk off? what are you, a FAGGOT or something?

hehehe

I'm pretty sexually active but I cant feel anything at all during sex because I overdosed on meds a few years ago

you're 37 and living with your parents, i won't say that people can't do that if they need it but you clearly dislike life, if it gets to that point, I say live the dream and go where ever you want and be who you want. what do you have to lose?

I am in cali

If you have a pussy your have more power than you think.

Is she even hot?

so you can you get hard but not cum? do girls think you're a god?

408/650?