CHLOE MORETZ

Do you want his job?

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her face is photoshopped right

Pablos face contains more meaningful and passionate expression (of disgust) and feeling than Chloes entire acting career

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This is the face of a man that has in one terrifying moment had all his delusions of world torn down in front of him

AI EL GATO ES MUY GRANDE

It's the face of a man who just became another mexican cocksmoker.

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Is this photo shopped? She's like a rectangle lol

post a picture of your body, user.

I only have lewd pictures of myself

poor lad

Still the best lips in the business.

That goes to Emily Browning. Who also looks like a girl, not a club bouncer.

Is her left thigh shooped? It seems to be defying the laws of physics

Imagine being Pablo in that picture and having to be all like "damn, Chloe Moretz, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fridge body and horrific pudgy face. I would totally have sex with you." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old latina in Chloe's dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be that mexican kid and not only open that door while Chloe Grace Moretz flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the light of the sun revealing her nipple piercings and cameltoe, and just stand there, time after time, while she slowly slogs out of her car. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking vagina but her haughty attitude as everyone nearby tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CHLOE GRACE MORETZ LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her pudgy fucking michelin man face sit flaccid and dull on her disgusting fridge body. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of tight, brown latinas and later alleged cartel rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the slums in Mexico. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her unshapely asscrack as she leaves it open while wearing those improperly fit sweatpants, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there, open her car door, and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for 7 days a week in the previous months. And then she calls for another door to open, and you know you could kill every single person in this driveway before her security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking mexican kid. You're not going to lose your future chauffeur career over this. Just bear it. Cringe your face and bear it.

>the reason I got this body

I want her to choke me between her thighs

I wonder if this guy will ever find out

Hope he posts here if he does

Is everything in this shopped?

The arms and legs especially

lewd

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snu snu

This is the original.

Personally, I think she's fucking hot.

this pasta...
every fcking time

BAHAHAGHAHAHAHAHA

Well you're a fucking idiot then.

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Is this shooped ?

puberty why

it was all downhill from here

She was like 14yo in that pic.

cause she is

is she going commando? I'm seeing some pubes there

>several awful photoshops posted
>DURRRRRR IZ DIZ SHOPPED???

Yeah look at this

nah, i can see an outline of some pink panties

damn, that is one hell of a fridge, way better than all the other garbage that has been posted

>Estebans face

>that one autist popping a vein over his pig of a waifu

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so thats why she looks better in that pic.

Maybe, maybe is because she wasn't in steroids in that time.

You never quite know what's photoshopped in these pictures...

hey my name is pablo

Goddamn this is hilarious.
But really though, I would drink her ass juices.

Is this little kid tall enough to drive?

How does her belly look so thin but her hips and shoulders so fat?

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Bruh you're into bitches who are built like fridges and have man hands. No big deal you're a homo that's all.

Imagine being Luis in that situation and having to be all like "damn, Chloe Maretz, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fridge body and horrific round monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my co-worker and me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in the janitor's room. Like seriously imagine having to be Luis and not only stand in front of her car while Chloe Moretz flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just stand there, hour after hour, while she perfected that strut. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CHLOE MARETZ LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Latinas and models and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Mexico. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then your boss calls for another shift, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're a fucking valet parker. You're not going to lose your future job over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

this never stops being funny

am I a redditor now

it's already been done

mirin

She's sucking dangerously hard that fat disgusting belly.

Photoshop mate.

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so thick

Probably not, I agree it looks weridly disproportionate though. Its probably just a depth of field illusion.

god damn, just imagine the handjob she could give, so much want