Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread
Previous: The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum. Or don't, really nobody cares.
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content. Unless you want to, in which case post lewds.
>Most important: Have fun!

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Claiming that psychopath Alice2.

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That sounds nice.

Tomoko my love. How are you today?

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notmarth is best girl

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Hello.

still here


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today has been a pretty bad day but its better now that youre here

>tfw too intelligent to post waifu

your waifu is a bit to shy but very cute

shantae claimed

Hey guys I'm back.

>not intelligent enough to get quads

Have a merry Christmas.

Last thread I was one off quints
Now quads.

Makoto.

Why's that?

Thanks.

You too, user.

Hi Hanako.

welcome back
well wisdom teeth are coming in i think so thats bad and then it looks like ill have to go do something i really dont want to do

I forgot how much I love Endone.

I needed that.
Thank you.

Nice waifu.

she is nice. I know nothing about yours but pink hair is always cute

eh she's not really my waifu...
It would be weird claiming myself.

How was your day?

Ah, i feel your pain, i've got an impacted one that i need to get out. Do you wanna talk about it?

ah ok so you just want to chat or something?
i dont have the money to go get it checked its making me anxious a bit. No its best to not talk about it here

I got my Christmas present :o

>too intelligent
What does this mean?

Well I was looking for an user to claim me...

you're my christmas present

claim you?

Yeah wisdom teeth are expensive little bastards to deal with. Alright, i understand.

It's kinda complicated and it sounds crazy if I explain it.

No problem, user.

Ehhh, I got hit real hard by a letter from the insurance company. The guy that backed into the side panel, his insurance is saying he's not liable. Which is complete bullshit.

Now I am curious of who you are O:

>tfw wisdom teeth never needed to be removed

me too o:

I really hope that nothing needs to be done. thank you hanako
well it sounds interesting and Ill try my best to understand
I hope im the same but knowing my luck ill have to get all 4 pulled or something

You wouldn't happen to be... ya know. O:

Have a good night, stay safe, and remember to eat well.

Here we go then:
I'm a cute anime girl in a guy's body.
I don't consider myself to be 3D either.

you know it o:

I just spent 4 hours jerking off to sandnigger porn. What is wrong with me? I have a fever for brown beaver

>inb4 edgelord neckbeard etc

You sure? O:
Did you forget?

ok so i think its best to split these into 2 topics kind of thing. So the cute anime girl thing but in a guy is like a trans thing? What do you mean by not 3D

>spent too long in a drawthread

Oh man that sucks. So that means it's completely on you?

That would be nice. Of course~.

To you as well!
And funny enough, I'm eating a steak right now!

No, it means they won't pay for the repairs. I'm gunna fight it though, and may have to take them to court for it.

A little like trans. But I'm not really transgender. If this makes any sense I have Dimension Dysphoria. I consider myself Takagi trapped in a 3D male's body...
I know I sound like a troll but I'm serious.

not as nice as you and your understanding
well what made you think that?

You always seem to be.

I don't know.
I just have the feeling that I was meant to be an anime character.

but why Takagi?

nagisa chan claimed

How much damage is there? Good, i wish you luck.

Oh come now, you're just flattering me.

will it get me somewhere?

Very nice people in here not even saying hi to chen

Not as much recently, but...

Whole quarter panel is smashed in, and door is dented a bit. It still drives fine, but... I just want some compensation dammit!

I don't believe that at all.
Next you'll tell me you only drink bubble tea, and drive a hummer.

Chen, pls.

It just might~.


Oh wow. Haha i'm sure you'll get it sorted out.

well what kind of place? I might just keep it up all night. Might even slip in a few meaningful ones too

I am not "nice people" but hi all and Chen.

>Tea
>Pigfat Hummer
Pls no.

I know, I'm just kinda over trying to get life to go smoothly for a while though. It's never gunna happen.

If you keep it up, i just might let you "slip" into me~.

well from what youve said before I think you would be disappointed if i didnt

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Precisely.
That kind of attitude gets you nowhere. Don't act dumb. If you want things to improve, plan and act accordingly.

Such is the struggle of life.

But of course, so you wouldn't disappoint me now would you?

I miss the old thread. Or the old anons.
Nowdays the thread is full of people who take this thread and their reputation too seriously. Cancer

well when you make such an offer who would turn it down? Maybe to tease you a bit

I am doing just that! But even planning gets tiring after so long.
I think I need a vacation.

2 real m8

>Crazy black lady comes to door
>Tells me I need to keep it down
>After I make it clear that I'm not
>She starts screaming about Trump
>Saying she thought he was from Canada
>Saying she should go there and find out
>She then leaves
What the fuck is wrong with these people...

That picture is cute.
Here is one of the best I have.

Sipping eggnog by the sea, or a grand adventure on the great open road?

I don't mind a little teasing.

Haha what the hell.

Great open road, most likely. Plus, at near 10 gallons of eggnog over the last 2 months, I think I'm finally eggnogged out. After this last half gallon, I'm done.

I dunno man, downtown nights are fucking strange. And the thing was, they weren't even homeless! They had a fucking iphone and everything!

Hanako that picture killed me. I also dont think I could spank you with enough force for you to feel anything.

Well, like one philosopher once said, known as Chen, this place is boring and filled with phonies who can't be happy with their own life

That cat face on Miku's feet is literally me if I was there.
Too bad the artist of your pic doesn't seem to have a lot of art.

Like yourself?

You'll be back. You'll go clean for a short while, but not even a fortnight would pass before you're staring down a glass, convincing yourself that it's "just one sip."

That is sad.
Saved.
Here is another picture that I love so much.

> I think I'm finally eggnogged out. After this last half gallon, I'm done.
Until you buy the next gallon tomorrow.

So wait, it wasn't even a neighbor or something? Just some random lady? Fucking hell man, people these days.

My glorious MS Paint skills. Well, you'll never know until you try~.

dont worry they made me almost spill my drink. oh no id treat you very gentle

Details are in. Im having 3 teeth pulled, maybe 5 total, either some time tonight or tomorrow. In hospital for 2 more nights then Im out. Not as bad as I thought, but its still 3 teeth minimum pulled, and 2/3 looking just as bad. They will probably have me on opiates for the pain too.

Stop lurking!

(You)

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Haha i'm glad it got a laugh. As i expected, you always treat me so good.

Brush your fucking teeth, niqqa

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ill try to make you something special for christmas no promises though. well yeah how bad can you be when youre always this sweet?

I do, twice daily. Other meds killed my molars.

Oh, I see.

I'm not some drug addict!
>Probably right though...

Shush!

Some random lady that though

Oh my, that's very nice of you. Well you're just as sweet.

well i dont know what ill try to do but hopefully i think of something good. no not sweet im nice, you are sweet.

Can I ask a favor?

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Haruhi is waiting for Kurome to post.

And Chen for Vigil's.

What's up?