It's 4:30AM on Christmas Eve, Sup Forums. Why are you still on here? Pic related, why I'm still awake

It's 4:30AM on Christmas Eve, Sup Forums. Why are you still on here? Pic related, why I'm still awake.

Shit, that was the weed one. I meant to do the coke one.

Jerking off + hearthstone cuz I have no way to fill the empty void that is my good ideas

Because it's 7:35 pm on Christmas Eve, I have just put my little girls to sleep and am getting ready to nibble on cookies and carrots, sip some milk, and put out presents.

are you sure youre on the right website

Yeah you sure you're not lost?

have fun 'nibbling' on carrots you cuck milk drinker

I'm not the op, fag

OP here, 2 things, 1 Sup Forums thing 1 legit thing.
1: Pics of your little girls?
2. What did you get them for Christmas?

He's right, I'm OP and I prefer cooked carrots to raw. Also, whole milk is the GOAT, bro. Chocolate chip cookies, hopefully...

Sup Forums really is dead when America's asleep.

No pics. Got them assorted Pokémon stuff, books, board games...normal Christmassy things.

Only animal to drink another animals milk. Fuck cows.

Been here a while Sup Forumsro

Word, good parenting, dude. They playing Pokemon Go? Kids are still loving that shit from what I hear.

Because I am up wrapping my wife's presents.

What did you get her?

Merry christmas fag

same fam

Because it's 10:30 and I'm contemplating becoming an hero

We're in the same time zone OP