>be me >be 25 y.o. >drop out of hs >never held a job >smoked weed every day >rarely left the home except to smoke with friends or buy more weed >mooched off parents >yesterday they kicked me out >me in backyard because i dont got no place to go >spent last $50 i had on weed >smoked all of it earlier today >just finished my last joint >no money >no friends >no place to go
What should i do?
Gavin Allen
Get a job.
Nathan Kelly
Well: This will hurt a lot but you'll have to get your life on track asap and since i'll assume that you're generally speaking useless and lazy you'll need someone to organize stuff for you. Those will be your parents at first - i'll assume they don't hate you for whatever reason and want you to have a somewhat good life, so YOU ask them to help you find a job. You will go to that job every fucking day and pay your own bills. From that point on: track a) You stay a low end earner and spend the little money you earn on weed and fun stuff. This is actually feasable, but you'll fall into a deep deep depression when you're older because you havn't done shit with your life. track b) You stop smoking weed and join the military as soon as it's out of your system. The military will make you a productive human beeing, but it will kill aspects of you. If that's a good or a bad thing depends on perspective. track c) You change your attitude thowards work completely and apply for a hard working job. This will be horrible at first, but at least it's something with consistency. It demands a lot of self control, and possibly a thc-free urine test. Path c is unlikely because people don't change over night, your best bet is b).
Angel Rodriguez
Tell your parents you are really sorry for being a fucktard, ask if you get just go in to get a shower and shave, wear convenable clothes and go in every fucking store in your city asking if they need someone for anything. Also you can continue smoking weed as long as you people does not notice (unless it's unlawful, in that case go to the nearest police station and surrender)
Charles Campbell
>the military will make you a productive human beeing TOP Fuckin KEK
Easton Torres
what state are u in
Lucas Rivera
You need direction and motivation.
If you can't provide those yourself, find someone to provide them for you.
Joining the military is a good option. Going to a homeless shelter that makes you get a job is another option.
The military is the better option, really, since it's easy to lapse after the shelter. The military won't let you lapse until you've had a lifestyle change, at which your problem is solved.
Owen Butler
>The military won't let you lapse until you've had a lifestyle change, at which your problem is solved.
You can get thrown out of the military. They are here to exploit your desperation, not to take care of you
Levi Williams
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. >Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
weed is harmless and not addictive.
Owen Martinez
Well - isn't it the most efficient method to intigrate a neet into society?
Ethan Martinez
This user is pretty legit.
>30 year old pot smoking failure here
I went with A, had a great girl and my own place, it all fell apart when I started sinking into that depression. Stopped being interested in sex and doing anything other than smoking. Girl finally smartened up and left me. Jobs fell through, I was so depressed all the time I couldn't concentrate on my work at all. Lack of all confidence turned me into a pot smoking shell of a man. Eventually had a mental breakdown at my last job and am currently on disability. The only reason I can collect is because I've held jobs consistently for over 10 years and have paid into it enough.
I'm considering joining the peace corps though because I'm no military guy. Currently completing my first month of sobriety from Pot. Still tough as shit not to smoke all day every day.
Shit sucks user, make a move other than A. before it's too late.
Austin Moore
>because my friend wasn't at somewhere at about 50 bong heads per day and started stealing money in order to get more
Nathaniel Wright
Sure you can, but the path of least resistance is to go along with what they tell you.
>They are here to exploit your desperation, not to take care of you
No, they're there to do a job. Once you're in, they take care of you pretty well. It sucks sometimes, but your flight/platoon/whatever has your back and the service will look after you.
Evan Hughes
You should probably sell weed I think that would solve all your problems honestly.
Also start smoking bongs if you're serious about weed like Js are cool and all but a big fucking waste of pot. You gotta start getting more effecient cos the more you smoke is the less you're slinging mate.
Grayson Hughes
found the nigger
Lincoln Flores
>the stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood
fixed it for you
Kevin Murphy
travel the country
southern california has the ideal climate, you can live outdoors year-round
now is the time to do it
see all you can see, work odd jobs, travel light, stay wherever you can
it really isnt so bad, not when you're young
Daniel Price
Nah fuck this guy OP just enjoy life and smoke more pot man fuck jobs and debt and buying a house and kids and all that fucking nightmare.
IMO just get a benchpress and some weights and spend all day just lifting weights, listening to tunes and smoking pot man enjoy everyday.
Dominic Mitchell
enjoy
David Bennett
You're just a leach to this planet. Kys.
Benjamin Young
Join the army.
Become a coal miner.
Become a personal care worker.
Etc...
Christopher Diaz
I'm similar to you OP, except I got my shit together for the most part. I went to community college and had my hs diploma and AA degree before 25. I dropped out when I was 17, and I was terrified then that I might end up like you now. So I did something about it. I'm not claiming to be the most responsible person in the world because i'm not. I smoke weed literally every day and dont work, but i'm commuting to uni for engineering. I'm about half way done. I'm a lazy fuck but at least I know when it's time to make up for it. You need to start working now and working hard OP. You need to be a litttle obsessed for a while honestly. I went day in and day out only ever thinking about school for about 4 years to fix my fuck up.
Dominic Harris
Lifting and smoking are pretty much polar opposite.
Luis Young
Have you tried sucking dick?
Logan Williams
Best suggestion right here.
Get good at it and you can make good money and get your pot for free.
Nathan Barnes
You should get in a time machine, set it for about 1995 or so. Get out of said time machine and live your life over again. Except this time try really hard not to be a pathetic fucking loser who contributes nothing to society and is a waste of fucking space. This shouldn't be too hard to do since you know exactly what it feels like and won;t want to repeat it. Absent that, kill yourself asshole.
Nathaniel Taylor
kek
This is what depression really looks like.
>Constant anger
Let me guess, your jimmies are all rustled because OP doesn't have a job. I'd bet all my monies you hate your job. I know you'll probably start bragging about what you do or how much you make but underneath it all, you hate it. Getting that angry about stoners or the unemployed, why? Seriously, OP's like has NO consequence on your own what so ever, why so angry that he smokes and/or doesn't work?
>Because you hate that he doesn't and you do.
Ryan Price
voluntary leeches of society deserve all the hate they get
Jordan Carter
start giving blowjobs for weed money. it pays off.
Carter Ross
>Until they can't take it any more and kill themselves, someone else, or both.
Enjoy your inevitable murderous rampage/suicide.
Andrew Martin
The fact that his parents were supporting him up until this point shows where he got it from. I don't know if OP has mental issues or whatever but there are a lot of people who would be better off dead. As for me, I'm not rich, but I do like my job and I do ok. At least OP isn't on every kind of aid and sucking off the government, but at some point he probably will be. Those people are even worse.
Justin Jackson
work that ass for money bro!
Eli Davis
With automation and growing populations we can't keep everyone employed. Gotta be a point of a "basic income" coming into play. You fucks have to get this idea that 100% of people can be employed out of your head.
Kayden Garcia
But have you tried it
Jason Carter
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Angel Long
wtf has happened to my sch.. erm ..Sup Forums... is this a group therapy board now? rip on the looser ffs!
Jason Long
>day they kicked me out >>me in backyard because i dont got no place to go >>spent last $50 i had on weed >>smoked all of it earlier today >>just finished my last joint >>no money >>no friends >>no place to go
No money, yet you spend what you have on weed. Smarten the fuck up, apologize to your parents, apologize to everyone. Then go to school and stop being an idiot.
No one owes you anything.
Chase Thomas
Get a job to save a little money, then go to community college and learn a trade. Welders, plumbers, mechanics, electricians, IT all make pretty good money and they don't take as long as a normal degree. You can usually find a decent paying job right out of college with them too.
Nolan Ortiz
I'm in a pretty bad state man, i think i might be depressed
Connor Brooks
KEK
Nolan Garcia
ah, stop smoking weed?
I know it is hard, but really, it is either stop or die.
Bentley Nelson
burglary
Nolan Howard
Raul?
Jeremiah Price
damn. best truth bomb i have seen on this site
Andrew Morris
it's currently raining here. but normally its perfect weather. pls dont come here
Jace Butler
I needed this thank you
Eli Hill
fuck it op go travel to another place and start over
Lincoln Ross
you wise
Dylan Nelson
or D) go to a university, vocational school or something and get a degree or qualification in something. Literally anything you enjoy or might want to work in one day. You're never too old to go back to school and learn new shit.
Eli Clark
go to library and spend a month reading and reareading stirner's ego and its own until you know it by heart then become an artist. artists do bullshit nonsense crap and get respect bitches and money for it, because people tend to be completely clueless about art it's easy to fool them besides we live in postmodernism where everything is true and false at the same time it's easy to bullshit your way through
Robert Wilson
track e) kill yourself
Michael Cooper
u fkn wot m8
Mason Turner
am gonna check out stirner not gonna become an artist thanks user, not OP but another low life trying to score
Charles Thompson
Went to art school. Can confirm. >not in same boat as OP, but paddling a canoe upstream about 10' from him
Parker Clark
Apoligize, stop smoking, get a job
Jaxon Gomez
erm no they're not. amateur fag. smoke responsibly for years and lift then come back to me, champ
Isaac Scott
start a bussiness
Jonathan Ramirez
>just finished my last joint >no money >no friends >no place to go
What should i do?
You forgot the most fucked up thing
>No weed
Asher Scott
i got some pot, where you located fag boy?
David Johnson
Get into FOREX, study that shit hard, get good at it, make bank nigger.