Tell me right the fuck now what the point of these assholes are
Fuck Moe's and every other restaurant using these when there was literally NOTHING wrong with the standard multi-faucet drink fountain
Now everytime I want a fucking drink I have to go stand in line behind 8 people and then take a good 90 seconds clicking through the options cuz the calibration is usually shit while having mini anxiety attacks cuz im taking too long
fuck you new autistic soda machine get fucked.
>go up to scary new pop machine >what button do i press?? >3 people behind me giving me death stares as i take 90 seconds to figure out the start button >choose drink category: caffeine free, sugar free, juice, soda >fhhbgcxssdtyujbvsd pop or juice??!!! pop or juice???!!! >mommy not behind me to help me >another screen: 500 flavors to choose from >60 second panic attack >quickly weighing the pros and cons of each flavor in my head >cant decide >"sir do you need help?" >IM FINE >>slam the first button i see >literally punched the machine >fucking fanta >fuck whatever >press button. >didnt know you have to hold the pour button. thought it was preset. >get a little squirt then let go. >didnt fill up my drink >machine resets >have to start all over
Eli Reed
That, and if you're in a hurry and forget to rinse the previous beverage out of the nozzle with yours, it's nasty.
I'm with you Sup Forumsrother
Owen Fisher
The old model of soda dispensing was simply obsolete. Change with the times faggot, new soda machines are just better.
Julian Cox
If standing in line is giving you an anxiety attack you have bigger problems then the next evolution of soda machine.
Also those things are great stop being a faggot.
Ryan Wood
Eat cock. I can now have all sorts of weird shit like cherry vanilla sprite. Fuck you and your autism. Buy a can or stop drinking soda
Caleb Bell
Fucking this Future soda machines are cool AF. Don't blame the machine because you're autistic
Matthew Jackson
God Bless America
Joshua Rogers
>tfw it's all a completely moot issue anyway because chains have fully switched over to high fructose corn syrup and i can't drink that shit because it tastes like shit
i have to buy my soda at the store, otherwise i don't drink it.
Jackson Sanders
I would have never known about Lime Coke without those machines.
Oliver Gonzalez
This is now a soda machine flavor combo thread
Isaac Phillips
>claims soda machine is autistic >has anxiety attacks because he's taking too long
I have literally not had any of these issues at these machines, perhaps you are the autist?
Hunter Nelson
nice
Aaron Taylor
Op is a retard and the digits confirm it
Jackson Flores
i like you guys
Michael Adams
but nigger have you tried the raspberry hi-c
Nolan Gray
Grape sprite always wins in my book
Liam Thomas
These machines are worse, they're all nasty and watered down.
The older dispensers are way better, at least more than one person can use it.
Jaxson Perez
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Mason Brooks
Fuck off with fast food expensive ass drinks. Unless we're talking about that sweet exclusive sangria blast Mdew from Taco Bell.
Asher Johnson
ZOMG YOU DONT WANT RASPBERRY VANILLA ROOT BEER? YA GAY FAG IDIOT