Tell me right the fuck now what the point of these assholes are

Tell me right the fuck now what the point of these assholes are

Fuck Moe's and every other restaurant using these when there was literally NOTHING wrong with the standard multi-faucet drink fountain

Now everytime I want a fucking drink I have to go stand in line behind 8 people and then take a good 90 seconds clicking through the options cuz the calibration is usually shit while having mini anxiety attacks cuz im taking too long

fuck you new autistic soda machine get fucked.

>go up to scary new pop machine
>what button do i press??
>3 people behind me giving me death stares as i take 90 seconds to figure out the start button
>choose drink category: caffeine free, sugar free, juice, soda
>fhhbgcxssdtyujbvsd pop or juice??!!! pop or juice???!!!
>mommy not behind me to help me
>another screen: 500 flavors to choose from
>60 second panic attack
>quickly weighing the pros and cons of each flavor in my head
>cant decide
>"sir do you need help?"
>IM FINE
>>slam the first button i see
>literally punched the machine
>fucking fanta
>fuck whatever
>press button.
>didnt know you have to hold the pour button. thought it was preset.
>get a little squirt then let go.
>didnt fill up my drink
>machine resets
>have to start all over

That, and if you're in a hurry and forget to rinse the previous beverage out of the nozzle with yours, it's nasty.

I'm with you Sup Forumsrother

The old model of soda dispensing was simply obsolete. Change with the times faggot, new soda machines are just better.

If standing in line is giving you an anxiety attack you have bigger problems then the next evolution of soda machine.

Also those things are great stop being a faggot.

Eat cock. I can now have all sorts of weird shit like cherry vanilla sprite. Fuck you and your autism. Buy a can or stop drinking soda

Fucking this
Future soda machines are cool AF.
Don't blame the machine because you're autistic

God Bless America

>tfw it's all a completely moot issue anyway because chains have fully switched over to high fructose corn syrup and i can't drink that shit because it tastes like shit

i have to buy my soda at the store, otherwise i don't drink it.

I would have never known about Lime Coke without those machines.

This is now a soda machine flavor combo thread

>claims soda machine is autistic
>has anxiety attacks because he's taking too long

I have literally not had any of these issues at these machines, perhaps you are the autist?

nice

Op is a retard and the digits confirm it

i like you guys

but nigger have you tried the raspberry hi-c

Grape sprite always wins in my book

These machines are worse, they're all nasty and watered down.

The older dispensers are way better, at least more than one person can use it.

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Fuck off with fast food expensive ass drinks. Unless we're talking about that sweet exclusive sangria blast Mdew from Taco Bell.

ZOMG YOU DONT WANT RASPBERRY VANILLA ROOT BEER? YA GAY FAG IDIOT

Who the fuck wouldn't?????