Your burden will be lifted in 2017 but only if you confess the worst thing you did in 2016

Your burden will be lifted in 2017 but only if you confess the worst thing you did in 2016.

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I had sexual relations with a woman I didn't love.

Nice try, FBI.

I replied to this thread.

I had intercourse not for the purpose of procreation (with a corpse).

Came in friend's mothers panties at a sleep over.

I lied and I took advantage of others

I shot up a school...
but I didn't shoot myself

I asked Satan to make one of my friend fail an exam(he granted my wish)

Was drunk at girls house and pissed on the floor without anybody noticing

I masturbate to all kinds of degerate porn. Furry, futas, pony, anthros, bestiality, anime.

Jesus noticed user. Jesus noticed.

Lied my ass off niggas

I was indecisive.

Sucked my own dick

I saved an image of a picture that I really,really,really liked XD

are you sure?

I started browsing Sup Forums on a daily basis.

sold the next 5 years of my life to the USMC

Started trying a lot of drugs and still in HS

this

Didn't reply to a post saying my mother would die.

Ayyy. Same boat here fam.

Laughed at abuse and rape vines

Im slowly driving my ex crazy.
She is stalking me and I'm so fed up with it.
I'm using her weaknesses against her. And she
Seems to be getting closer to suicide.

fucked a nigger

No redemption for you.

was mentally ill and made my friends hate me. now that i look back, i am so embarrassed, but still kinda dont give a fuck anymore, people are people - everyones world revolves around them. i now live a good enough life. solve my problems

Voted for hillary

cucked

fucked a fat bitch

I touched a family friend as they slept cause im a fucken creep

Yes. Same. I gotta quit porn.

started watching anime

This. And when I didn't want to think about life I, I wasted alot of time doing speed and playing skyrim, and masturbating alot.

I cummed in a syringe and injected it in my dogs ball sack

See, Satan listens to you, Sup Forums.

Tell your secrets to Him, not OP.

didn't get dubs

No thanks.
They say I am crazy, but I have had miracles happen to me. And now I know the truth and I am chosen, despite my flaws.
Your time will end soon.

I stole a candy at the movie theather because I'm poor :(

I didnt reply to a "reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight" and my mom died...

.

...5 years before.

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Masturbated to furry scat

Well, okay then.

Enjoy your heaven.

I posted a banana pic on a YLYL thread. I confess

The worst thing I did this year was give up. My life is in the toilet and I've completely given up.

...

I didn't get a job and lived off my mother :(

Greentext or not confession

STANDING HERE
I REALIZE
YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME
TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY
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Pics or it didn't happen.

For real, man, I need this. For research.

[It would be absolutely fucktarded to post pics, you know the cops monitor this place, right?

Fuck the police.

jesus cant help you now

I called someone a nigger online

Fuck you Jesus you are a fraud prophet

Literally didn't do anything all year. I just sat in front of my computer.

Don't get too upset.

All prophets are frauds.

I cheated on my wife four times in total with three different girls ages 17-21. I got STD which I'm currently secretly treating using antibiotics.

How old are you and your wife?

MENTALLY TORTURED A FAM MEMBER

You are going to let her die, aren't you

I got drunk in a pub and urinated in the trashcan. On two different occasions.

38

Rather her than me

Sometimes I posted on Reddit for upvotes

This, plus I was pretty much Rage and Gluttony incarnate

*tips fedora*

I killed my wife

Tolf a girl i liked that she is a bitch cause i wanted to stop feeling feelings connectrd to her and was angry about her stance....havent regretted but i could use her company now

I almost accidentally raped a drunk girl.

Lied a Fucking lot about myself to a girl and some other people, the girl was batshit crazy and I didn't notice until later when I fell in love, she had no emotional awareness and seeked my knowledge about the world as I was the only man she wanted to talk a lot to (and also she found me nice and atractive, perfect boyfriend material, but she was basement-grown-tier weird so she didn't want nothing)

Same for me, but just kids and nothing else.

Unforgivable. You will be destroyed.

I switched tags from $2.99 to $0.99 on a game at goodwill.

A guy jumped in front of my car and I couldn't stop in time. I was drunk but he literally jumped in front of me. I saw his head split open and there was so much blood. I left him and ran

I masturbated to mlp anal vore, jesus please make 2017 a good one since I am ready to kill myself

That's not good

She kept teasing me and we were both wasted, I pinned her down and found myself inside her ass somehow, good thing it wasn't in her pussy or it would have been rape

nigga thats gay

no u dont

Blew almost $200 in 30 days on cookie deliveries because I was high as fuck for most of the year.

>It would have been rape
It was still rape, smart ass.

>be me
>be at the copier at work
>walk away from a K22 paper jam

go easy on me, Sup Forums

I fapped to trany porn

Jesus will forgive you only if you learned from your mistakes and than right your wrongs. Tell your wife and say you are deeply sorry.

I purposely jerked off loud enough that my sister could hear it because I thought it would be hot

I stroked off a dog just to see what it was like.

did she hear you?

I jizzed on my sisters phone cuz I thought it would be hot.

Plottwist: it wasn't

Forgive me lord, for I am a sinner and a huge massive faggot
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Fucked my best friend's GF on exercise equipment, after watching Zootopia and A Clockwork Orange. We've been doing this for months now, and still are, no one knows but us.
And kinda manipulated her into the act by "confessing my love of her". I'm a little disappointed I'm not guilty of It all.
Also, trying to set up the same circumstance with a few others. 1 male, 3 female, only two of them (the male and a female) have caught on that I'm a sleezy bastard.

No pics, Sup Forums. I'll have to get you some next time, we're set to go next Wednesday.

But at least you're not the worst.

I would pray for you all as I am chosen, but it is pointless
The time has come, and noone will escape the punishment
If only you had listened
If only you had given a shit
But now it is too late for that.

And before you ask, the male was so feminine I couldn't help but try.

I'm tormented by the memory of punching my mother and losing my relationship with her. My family makes me feel bad for it and I have lost contact with 90% of them.

Cheated on my girlfriend. I'm extremely sorry about it tho

There has been alot. I can't recall because they are all so putrid

im getting fire nudes from a 16 year old girl and she wants to meet me and fuck, i have a girlfriend of three years.

I stole £750 from somebody I greatly dislike, whilst it was blamed on somebody else I dislike.

Pretty great for me.

You must be lying. Why would you even.......?