Stupidest shit youve done while horny

Stupidest shit youve done while horny

came on my sisters flip flops and sweatshirt. She never found out.

if you're reading this you probably ate your cum

poked my anus

now im gay

With what?

my finger. dont try it tho it once you go that path, you cant return

Came on my face and in my mouth and filmed it for a chick on kik

Spend 20k on camwhores

sniffing my housemate's dirty panties, i need to stop even though they have given me some of the best faps of my life

I let some weird old guy film me and my girl fucking while ripped on ghb. He overdosed on k a few months later so I have no idea what happened with the video

fucked a pair of work gloves with butter as lube, and fucked a loaf of bread

Fucked my pillow

oh and I jerked off with a vibrating ps4 controller up my bum bum

Ouch

rape

Paid a prostitute $600 for sex when I know for a fact I could get a better deal. I just really wanted to fuck her and she was upselling me but I wanted her.

drunk and horny

paid a tranny prostitute $20 to suck my dick

that u?

Yes

let a guy fuck my ass

i always eat my cum
i don't see something wrong with it
i mean, it's out of my body, it is my own semen
it's like eating a booger

1. Put my dick in a sock and fucked the hole between the couch cushions.

2. Put a sharpie up my anus.

3. Fucked a stuffed animal toy.

4. Tried to suck my dick.

your not supposed to eat boogers too user

>out on the lake on my jet ski.
>find a nice quiet place next to a little tall grassy area
>jerk it on the jet ski and a pontoon boat drives up to me.
>I don't notice until they're basically right next to me
>panic, then jump in the water
>they ask if I'm ok because I stopped in the middle of nowhere
>I say I'm fine i'm just enjoying myself.

Add people I met on Omegle to my skype

Let a stripper suck my dick outside the strip club on new year's. Half naked freezing my ass off took forever to cum. Was sick for a week after.

fuck my bed

checked

eat shit user.

You're not supposed to eat that either

kek

>light assplay (fingers and small objects)
>stole sister's underwear and fapped
>fapped at work
>stuck dick between couch cushions and fucked it, got rug burn
>made agreements to meet up with women that I had no intention of meeting with

Cheated. Fucked multiple girls without any emotion

Ayyyy I always do that