>Walk into your house
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
Wat do???
Walk into your house
Rape...over and over...its the only choice.
Call the police and have her arrested.
B&E, bitch.
If anything I'll be in the kitchen
an unusually blessed thread
Kick her out and go to bed.
ask her to GTFO
her music is shit
she looks like a nazi
...
lock her in my rape dungeon
>my rape dungeon
go be 12 somewhere else
omg, why are millennials so fucking retarded
i would blush
HOW DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP GETTING INTO MY HOUSE!?
but it's le epic xD
Step 1: Call the police on her
Step 2: Turn into a richfag
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit
I would ask her what's wrong with her face
> 2017
> this bitch is still considered being "hot" in some parts of Earth
Well, taking in mind that these people also find Nicky Minaj and Kim Kardashian sexy, I am not even surprised. Just sad.
> Angry Virgins
if she's on my property then i get to kiss her ok.
Now that I look at her, she really looks like transgender Trump from 30 years ago.
Post a pic of your girl user. Let's see how ugly she is. If you even have one. Kek
Talk about Kanye West non stop until she leaves
I'm wondering the same thing.
When will you weird kids figure out this is a man?
Sorry Sup Forumsro I am desprate 56yo virgin who only faps to black traps with huge dicks.
Also sorry for offending your waifu.
Call the police and have her arrested.
B&E, bitch.
Plus have them add a charge of stalking. You know she wants you.
Here's what id say, "Well hello there, what are you doing in my house? Is this a dream??"
Dodging this hard. gigakek
get raped by Taylor Swift
She's not my waifu. Nice try though little fella.
Anyways, I find limp dick virgins talking shit about cute girls to be pretty funny. And somewhat sad at the same time. Especially when all the girls they've tried to mack on we're ugly AF.
Hug her
She is really pleasant to look at, and I really don't care so much as long as nothing is stolen/ruined, so I would probably forgive her. And then not know wtf to do because why the hell is she in my room, and what could she possibly want with me?
i'm gonna forcibly sniff and kiss on her
Just for you to know, I will never show you my ugly girlfriend but instead I will be ashamed of my post and I will fap myself to sleep while crying of how hard I got trolled on Sup Forums today again by alphamen who dream about ugly bitches like Taylor Swift.
Hug is enough imo
talk to her like a normal person unlike the rest of you mongrels
maybe show the door for tailor. Sell the house and buy a cabin in the mountains
you ruined my christmas fucker. fuck you.
no
I personally think she has one of the nicest faces of modern big name celebrities. That is all.
Offer to cook her breakfast
Marry her.
It is though, I don't want to harm the most beautiful girl ever
Dubs of truth have spoken
>implying you don't sound cringy yourself
Make her eat all the eggs
I will change her mind
tie her down and rape for months on end before dissolving her body in acid
ask if she wants a beer
Implying I have a house.
Tell her to get her greasy fish twat out of my house.
this
Says the virgin. Kek
Why are you worried about what other people think you enormous faggot
kill it, with fire!
Eat her pussy and asshole until she begs for the D; nut in her and knock her up.
this bitch is awful
Tell her to go be basic somewhere else.
fall on my knees and worship her, ask her if shes going to become my waifu or at least taking care of my anus