Walk into your house

>Walk into your house
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
Wat do???

Rape...over and over...its the only choice.

Call the police and have her arrested.

B&E, bitch.

If anything I'll be in the kitchen

an unusually blessed thread

Kick her out and go to bed.

ask her to GTFO
her music is shit
she looks like a nazi

...

lock her in my rape dungeon

>my rape dungeon
go be 12 somewhere else

omg, why are millennials so fucking retarded

i would blush

HOW DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP GETTING INTO MY HOUSE!?

but it's le epic xD

Step 1: Call the police on her
Step 2: Turn into a richfag
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit

I would ask her what's wrong with her face

> 2017
> this bitch is still considered being "hot" in some parts of Earth

Well, taking in mind that these people also find Nicky Minaj and Kim Kardashian sexy, I am not even surprised. Just sad.

> Angry Virgins

if she's on my property then i get to kiss her ok.

Now that I look at her, she really looks like transgender Trump from 30 years ago.

Post a pic of your girl user. Let's see how ugly she is. If you even have one. Kek

Talk about Kanye West non stop until she leaves

I'm wondering the same thing.

When will you weird kids figure out this is a man?

Sorry Sup Forumsro I am desprate 56yo virgin who only faps to black traps with huge dicks.

Also sorry for offending your waifu.

Call the police and have her arrested.

B&E, bitch.

Plus have them add a charge of stalking. You know she wants you.

Here's what id say, "Well hello there, what are you doing in my house? Is this a dream??"

Dodging this hard. gigakek

get raped by Taylor Swift

She's not my waifu. Nice try though little fella.

Anyways, I find limp dick virgins talking shit about cute girls to be pretty funny. And somewhat sad at the same time. Especially when all the girls they've tried to mack on we're ugly AF.

Hug her

She is really pleasant to look at, and I really don't care so much as long as nothing is stolen/ruined, so I would probably forgive her. And then not know wtf to do because why the hell is she in my room, and what could she possibly want with me?

i'm gonna forcibly sniff and kiss on her

Just for you to know, I will never show you my ugly girlfriend but instead I will be ashamed of my post and I will fap myself to sleep while crying of how hard I got trolled on Sup Forums today again by alphamen who dream about ugly bitches like Taylor Swift.

Hug is enough imo

talk to her like a normal person unlike the rest of you mongrels

maybe show the door for tailor. Sell the house and buy a cabin in the mountains

you ruined my christmas fucker. fuck you.

no

I personally think she has one of the nicest faces of modern big name celebrities. That is all.

Offer to cook her breakfast

Marry her.

It is though, I don't want to harm the most beautiful girl ever

Dubs of truth have spoken

>implying you don't sound cringy yourself

Make her eat all the eggs

I will change her mind

tie her down and rape for months on end before dissolving her body in acid

ask if she wants a beer

Implying I have a house.

Tell her to get her greasy fish twat out of my house.

this

Says the virgin. Kek

Why are you worried about what other people think you enormous faggot

kill it, with fire!

Eat her pussy and asshole until she begs for the D; nut in her and knock her up.

this bitch is awful

Tell her to go be basic somewhere else.

fall on my knees and worship her, ask her if shes going to become my waifu or at least taking care of my anus