"Look who decided to finally come out of his room !"

>"Look who decided to finally come out of his room !"

Oh fuck that hell no

"fuck off"
>pick one chicken wing
>do a 360 spin
>get back to my room

If i had $1 for every time ive heard this i could probably get a decent hooker

>kick them out of house
i mean if they wanna make fun f me after i invited everyone to my home then they can just fuck off

>that design of sprite can

Old as fuck picture confirmed.

Go with your family at least for today there will be one day you will miss them.

"hey user, why are you so quiet?"
Because i don't like either of you and i'm eating and i don't care to pretend to find anything you say interesting like everybody else so eat your fucking food already and get the fuck out out my HOUSE SO I CAN GET BACK TO PLAYING VIDS FUCK FUUUUUCKNEUUSIWIHFIDOWJFHEJJD

>grab nerd loli
>take her back to room
>have white christmas

>i dont even have anywhere to sit

No way really?! How old is it? No way this wasn't a few hours... Mind blown

Shit.

oh fuck is already that time of the year?!

Fourth from the left is a young Felix Kjellberg.

you mean to say.. there are actually old pictures out there in existence? No way!

I learn so much from Sup Forums

>Look who's coming down from upstairs. Want some food, user?

Lurking until someone shops the little girls face n everyone else.

Okay nigtards.

Now i remember why i shut myself in there in the first place.
>Walk back to room.
>Grab preloaded bong and a lighter
>walk back to to dinner table
>Sit down
>Scratch ass
>Light bong take one huge hit crashing the bowl
>Inhale hold and then breath out all the smoke >alternating between blowin it out my nose >and blowin it to family that i like the least
>Start eating with a mad muchie induced rage
>Eat in the fastest grosest way
>keep it up till done with dessert
>grab bong and lighter ,walk back to my room
>Just before i leave the room i let it loose.
>The loudest smelliest tear inducing fart.
>I return to my room and close my door
So my holidays are great now Sup Forums

hava a coke christmas

Jesus, thats why no one loves you
I mean, ive done the same, but at least i get in the livingroom for a while just to make presence

fuck
advertising has gone too far man

love is just a chemical reaction in the brain anyways

I love spending time with my family on holidays. I just want a loli.

Fucking hate that. everytime my dad says some shit like that I just wanna slap the dentures right out of his mouth. Like go fuck yourself, I was awake for almost 48 hours and just got like 5 hours of sleep, the only reason I'm even awake right now is because fucking holidays I don't even give a shit about in the first place, so unless you have something interesting to say shut the fuck up. And there better be beer in the fridge because I don't really feel like going to the store today.

WHAT ARE THESE NIGGERS DOING IN MY HOUSE???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!11!!

>two guys
fuck you

SHIIIIET. I'M NOW AFRICAN?

DA FUQ? GIBS ME DAT.

If you actually believe any of these posts you're retarded

>Christmas Eve, 1937. Munich,Germany.
>Door creaks open
>Entire hall turns to look
>"Hans is here everyone!"
>yfw

So you're saying. I cucked the negro male by breeding his wife and he's raising the kids whilst I get free meal?

Nice.

Holy fucking shit I'm glad you're not my son. You sound like a terrible person

A lot of people actually are like this though.

>360 spin
>walks right into the table

Your new is showing

fucking hell

it's a meme you dip

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Fuck that shit. I'm going out through the window.

These pictures of people looking are triggering the living fuck out of me, and it's making me laugh my ass off. Moar plz

I've witnessed that event three times, twice in Spain and once in Italy with the flagellants. Always inspiring to see. Uncultured plebs however probably don't know what it is.

Fuck.. it's Christmas?

Why didn't you niggers warn me? Holy fuck, I gotta get to the mall and do some shopping quick

My social anxiety kicks in
>mfw as I try to discreetly leave

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Your summer is showing.