Prove you're NOT an AMERICAN

Prove you're NOT an AMERICAN

I celebrate christmas right now

nooooo doooot aboooot it eh

im 27 yo and i dont own A car, nor a house nor a wife.

i'm not an inbred peasant

say "hola" more than "hi"

I'm addicted to Muslim semen

Just finished celebrating Christmas (the 24th)

I dont cry every 11th of september

America is the NO.1 Worst country in the world.

too soon brah

I dont know any mudslim

>not being American

The insecurity is strong with this one.

i dont own a gun

Frieten eet je met mayonaise

Here's my prove

I have no freedom

I am 21 and haven't done a school shooting

today is 24/12/2016

My country has more mudslimes than native people now. This was not even close to the case 5 years ago.

I live in a nanny state

Have a metrical system that works.
Below 150 kgs.
Only 3 McDonalds in my city with ~150k citizens.
I am longer than 1.85 metres.
Our democracy is not a meme.

Shall I continue?

I don't have to prove anything to you.

I'm under occupation.

Bald eagle!

..god fucking damn it

I've never seen a black person in my life.

liibalaaba :D buhun suomea :D homot :D

>longer than 1.85 metres

Niggah, I hope you meant higher.
A dick that long isnt good

My bachelor's degree didn't put me in lifelong debt

I weigh 47kg

Es ist Zeit für Reich!

My cunt has specialty fries shops that you eat with mayonnaise.

What's it like being inferior?
As an American I've never known.

maybe he's a killer whale
in which case it would be prehensile as well

ha, you weigh more than me

I bathe once a month, think that government services are actually free, and hide my jealousy of Americans with posts like thism

im not a fat and ignorant piece of shit

The temperature outside is 8 Celsius.

retarded american can't even see how shitty his country is.

good for you!

cyka blyat'

I don't need a forklift to get out off bed.

>I could drink legaly at 18
>sexual consent is 16
>1st world healthcare is free to all
>collage fees are capped at 12,000
>no prescription no matter the drug can cost more than 10$ by law

I use metric system

>collage
That was unfortunate.

i can eat this without go to jail.

I only weight 75 kilograms.

Agreed, didn't say he went though.

+1 internet for valid point
+2 dicks in the ass for terrible spelling

Пошел ты на хуй!

твою мать

Tyre

I live in a country with free health care a low murder rate and I don't have a complex about freedom.

Ik neuk u de moeder wado kkflikker.

i'm ok with the government telling me what to do and not letting me defend myself with a firearm; they know better than me.

Kek so does most of the world

I can live as an actual human being, earning only minimum wage.

It's illegal to sell them, not eat them you utter imbecile

Ben je een Vlaam ofzo, of hebben ze jou in een gesloten kamer met nat verf gelaten als kind? Ik kan nooit echt het verschil zien.

diet burger

I'm an intelligent, sane individual thats in good health!


P.s OP is american fuckstain

i don't mind waiting weeks for substandard service with my unstable free health care system

I'm fit.

Small and ugly

km/h

why would anyone want to do that? AMERICA BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD

...

That's because we have welfare.
I weigh ~60 kg btw.

...

I am, and I love my country.
We have some problems I'll admit it, but still I love my country and I am glad that I was born in the US.

I have an iq over 100, and a mass of under 100kg

this thread is full of commies

My tax rate is 99,9%, this ensures that people who "just don't feel like working" can sit on their asses for years on end.

Id make a thread for people to prove they're not from wherever the fuck you're from but nobody gives two shits about your piss stain of a country.
Being American is the best. Every country on earth is fucked up and retarded, but at least we are king of the retards.

>our democracy is not a meme

fucking kek I love you for that user

own a wife
you win

Sieg Heil mein Volkskamerad

Wat de neuk is een gesloten kamer?

Alsook; ik weet je huis woon en bed slaap dus beter kijk je uit kk homo. Wollah khebscheit.
#mocro4lyf

Can't bring em across the border either

I posted this on Jew book and spent a year in prison.

Dude's from Haarlem.

Test

Een gesloten kamer is waar je in gaat schuilen als de amerikanen overvliegen habib

This flag is the best.

I mean, uh, yay communism!

Bullshit

This,
I'd rather pay $190000 for 5 minutes, two stitches and a tetanus shot, than use universal (communist) health care.

>tfw no country in Europe has a president like Trump

MAGA user!

Love from Finland

I poo in the loo

I'm saving up money for the wall

I haven't seen a girl drive in weeks

My school wasn't a shooting range

i got a 400/40 connection for like $5
i ain't getting fucked over by comcast paying $100 for a shitty 50/2

You're paying 5k for the procedure. 85k of that figure is profit margin and the other 100k is marketing.
>tfw the care and medication is identical and even comes from the same supplier, but EU nations have reps make bulk contracts with suppliers while your hospitals buy retail on their own. Only difference

I forgot to bin that blade

cause i dont say canceled we received that l in 1776

Ah ok. Bedankt broeder.

Allah zei met u. wijblijvenhier.nl

Irony isn't your thing, is it?

Cuz i can eat this

>fucking European sodomite.

*zij
Je bent mocro?

This