Hey Sup Forums Wanna name the Snake I got my wife?

Hey Sup Forums Wanna name the Snake I got my wife?

Roll trips.

Only satanic trips beats first or quints and so on.

Snoke

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i got snake for christmas too! rolling for "adolf snekler"

Snakovich

SNOK

I got great deal on her cage. 50 bucks, fuck the normal 120 price tag; even if exo-terra are good cages.

Snaky McSnakeface

William Snakespeare

snek

Semen Demon

Schlong

OP here,

What Kind?

I can't tell from just the head. I have 2 bearded I paid for and I'm getting their setup on the 10th. I'll let Sup Forums name them too.

kek snek

Rolling for my wife sitting next to me. Cleo.

Princess Piton.

sonic

Name the snake faggot you faggot

bert

2 y old male corn snek. rly calm and likes climbing on my arms

weird dick

Rollin for Faggot

That would be confusing. I wouldn't know if the wife meant me or the Snake.

richard

Name the snake Cuck

What about ... sneaky sneaky snake

Reggie

Why does your wife call you faggot you faggot

garglejizz

Because I've fucked several men.

Name the snake "Ekans" oh wait isn't that a pokemon ? Those lazy fucks.

The Snek

Appropriate faggot calling then ya faggot.

Sebastian the Ssslav succer

Mr shit stain

Hey I got one too.

Noodle bean

They just put the word snake backward lmao. Make a cow pokemon called woc.

Pipe

reroll

bob

Snake Eyes.

Bong

Tubey

Mr. Never Gets Tripsss

Ballsac

Rambo

Dr.Slither

Danger noodle

my wife is a stupid name for a snake.

Cumbria guzzler

Adolf Hitler

Roll

Snickerty Snacks

Snakey McSnake Face

Nigger strangler

Squiggly Pipe

These Trips aren't going down easy. Cleo.

Titty Grabber (ball pythons love boobs)

Saint Snek

Name her Noodle. That's what I named my snake.

Also, word of advice: skip the Exo-Terra. Don't get me wrong, they're great. I keep my rhacs in Exos. But snakes in general prefer more privacy. I bought an $8 storage bin from The Container Store. Used a soldering iron I had laying around the house to put air holes on the wide sides for cross-ventilation. It's bigger than the Exo, so I'll have more time until I need to replace it. And the sides are see-through, but not clear, so the snake feels much more secure. And especially with a species like a ball python that's super secretive, that's important. This way, since it'll feel more comfortable, it'll probably take to extended handling quicker and easier.

Male or female?

Makeshift Nigger Noose

Smeggy The Snek

Rer0ll (.)(.)

roll

Littol Snek

S̢̬̜̺͍̻̼̞̍̐̽̆̒͌͒͟͠nͭ̉̊ͪ̈́͐ͮ̍̽̐̑̄̑̑̇̔̑ͫ͑͏̨͇̪͙̮̤̠ͅe̛̠̝͙̺̲̥̹̟̪͙ͫ̃ͣ̑͋̌̑͌̓͒ͫ̈̔̚͟k̜͇̫̤̠̜̒̍̐̎̍ͫ̃̈̿̆́͟͡͝

Nigger

Zake The Snake

Satan

Mr mc testie tickler

Topsy Tail

Barry Chuckle

roll

Ekans

Reroll

Re Roll

Twinkletits, Scourge of the Common Man

TBH we were getting it a different simple setup but I got this EXO Terra as a deal for when our local shop has their Tokay Gecko babies. This will be the gekos full home so she will move.

Shekklez

Swallow my filth

GUSANO

Makeshift Nigger Nose

Buttplug

Faggot-noodle the third

Call him "My Dildo"

Randy

Dick.

Hans Gruber

Marshmallow

Rerolleeen

Reroll for my dildo

Filipinos aren't Asians they're just dirty monkeys

>Paul Simon the snake or
>art snakefunkel ○●□■

"My Dildo"

roll

Reroll

Trips has spoken

AdamCheatsOnAmanda