Dubs and trips decide what I reply to this wrong number...

Dubs and trips decide what I reply to this wrong number. I was thinking "You didnt wait till christmas to open it you fucking shit head?"

fuck you

you think this a fucking joke?

presents are for pussys

i think you got the wrong number

listen you little cunt, i am a faggot

Send 3 spiderman memes

winrar

I've had sex with grandma.

deliver op

You're welcome, don't be a nigger and shove it up your ass like last time. Love you!

Can't we use it together sometime? *blush face*

so much win

I only used that dildo once but i didnt clean it tho

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delivar!!!

I can suck my own dick.

i fucking dare you to deliver

Now, let me tell you about the jews

Jesus, all these dubs are shit OP. Just use what you were going to go with originally.

op i a cunt

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Fuck me in the asshole

op is a faggot

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i hate all religions especially jews i can tolerate muslims but hispanics and jews should be all killed.

Well, John, how about we get together and you can show me how much you like it. We can do some grown up stuff, just don't tell anybody because they wouldn't understand.

i usually touch myself at night while thinking about you.

roll

wtf is this shit

you must have the wrong number this is uncle phil

rollin 4 dis

Do you remember when you were 4 aand used to suck my cock?

WINRAR

Tell him you're going to analy rape him so hard he'll never shit properly again