Red flags for both genders I think we can all agree on this..
Men: >plays video games >watches anime >watches youtubers >was/is a virgin past 16 >has less than 100 facebook friends or doesn't have facebook at all >make less than 50,000 a year >doesn't know how to fix a car >doesn't know how to drive manually >is really into comic book stuff (there is a limit) >spends more than 3 hours on the internet >is less than 6 feet tall
Women >has had more than 10 sex partners >doesn't know how to cook >keeps ex's around >goes on tumblr too much >feminist >supports Hilary >doesn't shave armpit/pussy >is a morning cofeee person (don't talk to me unless i had my coffee first lol >dyes hair frequently
Justin Morris
Women: >has penis >plays video games (plus points if she is also a "gamer gurrrrl") >dresses like a slut
Jaxon Cooper
Women >has been in or experimented with lesbian relationships
Samuel Foster
Women >has nudes of herself
Nolan White
>ITT: Virgins with unrealistic and autistic standards of men and women
Jaxson Allen
Op give me a picture of yourself with a timestamp or you're a fag
Tyler Murphy
Men > horny indian asking for pictures
Jonathan Martinez
>guaranteed replies
Michael Thompson
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Brody Thompson
Whilst I agree with your womes list, I can't agree with some items for the blokes:
Facebook. Who the fuck NEEDS facebook? Is that the new measure of dickwaving, how many friends and likes you can get? I don't touch facebook, at all. Try going outside and meeting real friends. Feeding that dirty jew and his company all your life secrets is a fools game.
Valuing facebook - the Millenial's prime trait (besides apathy for what really matters, and laziness).
Liam Cruz
no wonder women doesn't like me
Angel Brooks
Men: >anyone who isn't exactly like me
Women: >anyone who isn't my literal dream woman
bunch of reddit users in this thread.
Camden Howard
What does not having facebook have to do with anything?
Evan Diaz
Women: >expects that you will pay for her shit and provide transport for her on a date
Luke Powell
says the person on Sup Forums LOL
those who live in glass houses
Leo Powell
With women you hit the nail on the head.
With men...what kinda lame fuck are you? Gotta have at least 100 Facebook friends? Can't play vidya?
William Taylor
Sometimes people with red flags are a good match for each other though.
I was late to sex, never Facebooked, watch youtubers, no job, and internet all day.
My partner is hairy, coffee drinker, tumblr user. But she has a (natural born) vag and we get along alright.
Joshua Scott
im not op
Jeremiah Russell
>Being OP
Juan Morales
So, you want to offend everyone at once?
Ha ha ha. You're funny. The stupid kind of funny.
Kayden Gomez
Anyone who wishes to apply for a serious job does NOT want to be on facebook. Qualified people have linkedin profiles.
Julian Gutierrez
i smell bait in here
Zachary Ward
>thinking Facebook is real life and matters
/thread
Colton Torres
Hail Mary full of grace the lord is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst women blessed is the fruit of thy womb Jesus. Holy Mary mother of god pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death.
Brody Martinez
Pretty fucking accurate, on both accounts, OP. A few things missing...
Men: >has android phone >has a desktop computer >doesn't own a house >has facial hair
Women: >doesn't have a macbook >doesn't own a car >doesn't have a steady job >has children >is divorced >is a redhead >has tattoos
Nicholas Reyes
Men self analysis - don't play video games - enjoy anime but don't watch it frequently anymore - don't follow specific youtubers - lost virginity at 15 - several hundred fb friends from hs/college - make right around 50k - have worked at mechanic shops and it's a side job now - can drive manually but own auto - not big on comics but enjoy a casual read - spend about 2 hours on the internet (Usually here) - am 6'1, 175 lbs You forgot weight. Women typically don't like fatasses or overly skinny guys. Not saying a good singer or very funny guy etc can't pull chicks regardless of weight, but weight is part of the initial impression. Facial aesthetics are also important. If you have an ugly face, you won't be turning any heads. If you want to get into appearance, you have to cover these factors as well. You conveniently left those out while covering height, which leads me to believe you're a fat neckbeard with a less than pleasing face.
