What would you do to my gf?

what would you do to my gf?

Kill her

that's kinda mean. why?

Brest surgery

Drain her bank account and emotionally scar her - same as you.

nasty tits

post more ass and pussy

are you stalking me?

I would take her on a date and ask her about her. We'd have great conversation on a myriad of topics. Maybe some dancing and general enjoyment. Afterwards, I'd drive her back to her house and ask her if she wanted to do this again sometime. Then I'd kiss her goodnight and go back to my regular greyscale life in the meantime.

awkwardly attempt conversation
give up and go home to cry and browse Sup Forums

>are you stalking me?
Fuck you Justin

>what Most of bee would do
Kek'd

First i Would get a Full frontal

HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?

You're gonna die soon so enjoy your last moments cunt

have her sit on face while still wearing panties. proceed to sniff and lick and sniff and lick

are you going to kill me?

Spelling lessons for you mate

mean. why don't you like them?

a big pot of soup ?

Make her get implants to fix those hideous tits

put her clothes back on and give her a ride to middle school.

whatever. they're not hideous

>whatever
>they're not hideous

Sounds like your dick talking to me, shits pretty bad.

squeeze them utters until they were purple.

*udders

samefag as FUCK

Throw her in a dumpster because shes garbage! *Heavy New York accent*

ITT: Anons are gay and have never seen a woman outside of porn and movies.

Fuck her brains out op

Kik tssssschan

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Fuck her right in the pussy

Bring her to orgasm with my cock and then cum deep inside her at the same time.

Then laugh as you raise my progeny.

I'm sure she'd be a lovely friend :)

Jam my non-lubed hand in her anus, make a fist, and rip it out...open, it, repeat...