WE'RE HERE!

WE'RE HERE!
WAITING!
Come to us!
fuckitty fuckitty fuckitty fuck!

wew

ROSES ARE RED,
CUM BOTTLES ARE BROWN.
PLS MR. CUMBOTTLES MAN, USE YOUR CUM BOTTLES TO MAKE ME DROWN
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

he didnt cum last year what the fuck is this shop?

My guess is he drank his bottles and an heroed?

last year never delivered

Nothing will happen this year either

the man of little faith....
WE MUST BELIEVE!

make memes not dreams

He came into irc last year, his GF found his cum bottles and threw them out and he didn't want to start over. Praise Jizzmas Christ

Jizzmas came down my chimney and emptied his sack over my bedroom floor

pics or it didn't happen

>He came into irc
where????!!!!! post the server and channel!

I hope Jizzus Christ shows up this year, but even if he doesn't, I still praise him for the years of jizzmus-past merriment that he delivered.

Here's to ya, JC.

あけましておめでとう

I want to smell the darkest one.

fuck off weeb

weeb

merry jizzmus, you pieces of shit

omg!
again?

u fukin fetard?

I would love for this to be an actual porn, with the jizzbottles and everything.

Proof or didn´t happen.

Jizz Bottle man to the rescue pls

don't let the thread die.

*summoning jizzus*

Are these bottles of piss?

are you serious?

JIZZUS Christ

I don't keep track of ALL of the degeneracy on here, cut me some slack Sup Forumsro

Spotted the new friend

Merry Jizzmus

jizzus fucking christ, you're a new faggot

why the fuck is anyone still on Sup Forums Sup Forums with this level of new faggotry

Oh wow, I almost forgot this guy...
Hope he'll come back this year.

My mom died in a car accident this year.


This has been the only thing that I've been looking forward too.


Please let it be a merry jizzmas for another year

>cum into a bottle
>bubble ozone into it for like 30 min
>take a good smell
>??????
>profit

He didn't come (hehe) last year right?

pls return Jizzus!

Why Ozone?

Doesn't he usually cum on the 26th?

JIZZUS CUM INSIDE ME

Jizzus Christ has to be my favorite meme of old.

Please for the love of god put some yeast and sugar in those bottles

afaik yes

This nigga is clearly just making some kind of cloudy cider and pretending it is semen.

The well went dry

I'm working on it

Please please please god damnit jizzus. Christmas hadn't been the same without you. Come back.

We need our JIZZMAS!!!

Posting in epic bread. Kek wills it.

SANTA CRUST

COME HERE

you fucks aren't getting shit this year and regardless what you do your mother will die

you know what ? fuck off with your shit. no one care.

I heard the guy get married and the wife ban him on doing that so he threw the bottles away so.

...

PRESIDENT TRUMP DEMANDS JIZZMAS

Ams dat jenkem?!?

A prayer to Jizzus-

Our Father,
who art in basement
hallowed be thy shlong.
Thy penis cum,
thy jizz be done
in pint bottles meant for Coke.
Give us this day,
our daily sauce,
and forgive us our shitposts,
as we forgive those who shitpost against us.
And lead us not into cuckolds,
but delivar us from Tumblr.

In the name of the Penis, the Balls, and thy holy jizz, Amen.

Ship those straight to Al...
Al Jizzeera

Why, you could open your own Jizzmnasium
with alla dat!

Who the fuck are you talking to nigger?

Santa Crust reporting in, I got a virus on my iPod while browsing porn (which I use to take the pictures of the post with) so I need to wipe my iPod, I'm saving as many of my photos from it before I reset everything, I have to write my speech still also and plan the whole event out, crustmas will be difficult this year Sup Forumsrothers

Can we see a "1000-degree Knife Test"
against a Jizz Bottle?

when do you plan to post this shit? the 25th
please save this shitty year

Based santa crust

The 26th as I promised, the day of our lord, Santa Crust cums on the same day as Jizzus, I work tomorrow, making dat time and a half paycheck yo

holyshit he did came back in 2015

Also I have to open presents with the fam and go see Misses Claus and her family, I have a girlfriend, she knows about the cum post, in fact some of her vaginal goo is on it too

No

I tried to become a disciple of jizzus christ 2 years ago.
after fears he might not return once he droped his fire mix tape
got one month in and gave up.
the stench of death was to much for me to handle.

gods Speed santa Crust

JIZZUS IS HERE!

Ive waited a year for this

Where's 2014?

Lol thanks man, while I will never be as great as Jizzus, and I do not try to be, he was a man who lurked in the shadows far more than I do, I just hope to entertain my Sup Forumsrothers greatly for one day a year and make some fucking history