yup....
soo....
just found out she's a fucnking slut...
she's making me a cuck (2 kids 8 and 10) and yeaaaahhh, I'll probably kill her and post the thing here...
Waiting for best way to do it. Of course post it here. not live obviously, still will do the best to deliver.
Go for the best way to trash the bitch.
Yup
elo polaczku.
rampampampam jebaj jebaj!
what are you even talking about?
Can you explain the situation a little more? I'm curious.
A hammer.
not really.. too drunk... she just said too much
I am very curious as to what is happening
I didn't even realize it's Christmas.
Talk with her more tomorrow, then take a claw hammer to her face.
whatever you do, make sure you anal the body after death.
fuck it I'll just stragle her riight nao
I think I know what you're saying lmaooo
Around where I live these girls always have a hoe past so I just use them or manipulate them and lie to them also cheat.
shit ain't easy. ask the washington guy.
remember to document it here OP
Depends on whether you want to make a mess out of it or not.
If you want to make a mess: Chainsaw.
If you don't want to make a mess: Strangulation with some wire that you didn't recently buy.
If you really don't want to make a mess: Don't kill her, which is the option I would go for.
Otherwise, don't drop the soap OP!
Are you a fucking orphan or something? Stop being edgy for a day and stop baiting. It's christmas....go out and enjoy the view and how people mingle with one another.
fucking SJW faggot confirmed. Go back to red dit faggot. What are doing here you fucking cuck?
>obtain pure caffeine
>put in wife's food/drink
>make sure you won't "discover" her corpse for a few hours at least
>call cops act devastated
Pure caffeine shuts the nervous system down, and gets broken down in a few hours, so they won't detect it unless they specifically check for caffeine poisoning but they won't because it's rare as shit and they don't randomly check for uncommon stuff like that.
That porn guy in gifs OP posted is pure white for sure. So white that even his god tier penis is white as well. Imagine to get fucked by him. No homo.
oh yeah if you do decide to use caffeine make sure you use at least 2 grams
it's not gay if the guy is aryan as fuck
>wife here
OP is a fucking cuck and kinda likes it
wut?
I just googled random shit to gain attention
shes fucking a dude like me ;)
enjoy your cucking
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If I just wanted to get rid of the bitch, I'd just dump her saying fuck of slut...
That's not enough for me...
I want her to suffer...
I want her to /b enjoy her suffering
CONTRIBUTE BITCHES!
You wanna fuck up her day?
Spike her drinks with A LOT of codein. Won't be fun for her.
Add 10-15 mg of acetaminophen/paracetamol for that sweet hepatic necrosis.
by drinks I mean alcohol
How much effort are you willing to put into this? If you're willing to invest some energy in it and won't pussy out I've got some ideas
Cut her open and dump her in a river.
People are probably gonna notice she's missing, so you better start taking acting lessons now.
going for a smoke....
if you gus are not going to come up with a idea and I mean an THE IDEA for the bitch to get wat she deserves, I guesss, I'll have to cope with her for the rest of my life...
I count on you /b
how about you put a bullet in your brain you fucking cuck, expecting us to do your work for you just like someone else did your wife
Break her arms and legs, then gouge her eyes out.
nice dubs, but no.
i value my life (and kids lives) much better than hers
Don't do it.
>10-15mg
Why so little? I pill of paracetamol here comes in 500mg dosage. I don't know what it does in combination with codeine. I've taken it with alcohol when I was sick and I was fine though.
do wat?
If you can inject her with KCl that is a clean heart attack for sure.
Apologies, I meant grams. 10-15 grams is paracetamol overdose. Will cause horrible pain for about two weeks before death.
The codein is what will actually kill her though, any sane person would go to the hospital if you gave her just paracetamol.
I seriously doubt you will do this, but here's a plan anyway.
>acquire lsd pcp or 25i
>clear out a room
>cover windows
>bolt a chair to floor
>put obnoxiously bright fluorescent lights in room, the brighter the better
>put speakers in room
>put on a 10 khz sine wave at max volume
>tie bitch to chair in the middle of the room
>make sure she can't waddle away
>administer drugs (preferably pcp but any psychoactive drug is fine if you can't get your hands on pcp)
>leave room
>check back periodically, beat her up, break some bones, take some pictures, readminister drugs every 6 hours and don't give her any water for 2 days
i like where its going, go on
Cut achilles tendon's first before setting her down so she can't get away if she somehow broke free, drive nails through her elbows so she can't crawl.
Easy.
Use a tranquilizer and sedate her. In the meantime bind her tightly to a chair and once she wakes up throw sulfuric acid on her face and enjoy. Dont forget the video
Since there's kids, don't kill her. Give her a good 'ol beating (not too visual tho') + degrade her sexually. For us to enjoy.
If she cucks you again, beat the shit out of her, and then leave her.
>how to be treated like a murderer without being one
You niggers need Jeebus
thats kinda sandniger thing isnt it?
Well you could always put your own spin on it, the point is to always apply a decent dose of psychedelics (pcp is supposed to be particularly nasty), and use the lights and the sound to make her completely lose track of time and make the experience feel like eternity.
I would also put a dog in there, never feed it and tie it in a way that it can only get within a few inches of her. I'd also let her sleep every day, but only after I covered the floor with 5cm*5cm little pyramid shaped spikes made out of concrete.
But this is all very elaborate so I only gave OP the basic version. I think it's pretty versatile.
This is a good idea
>take her on hunting trip
>Pull a Dick Cheney
>shoot her in face
>post pics on Sup Forums
> start profitable prison rape ring
>get raped because OP is always fag
>profit
yeaaahhh... thout abot it. stilll once a bitch... you know ...
Are you talking about in prison? He should obviously threaten her to the point where she won't say shit.
this
Yep, women can't be trusted. But dominated into anything; they're weak.
Nowadays she'll have the cops on him before he even finishes raising his hand.
>implying his children won't say anything either
Nowadays domestic violence is worse than genocide
tru, that's why i'm asking /b
How old is OP?
/bro
do no underestimate /brothers cunningness
40
Does OP care about getting caught?
Maybe in the states, but not here. And I'm guessing OP is from Poland or something, based on the first few comments
yup.
not in the us though
urop
althogh nevermind the authorities.
i can handle it once i find the right way to fuck this fich up
No way you'll get away with it if you also wanna hurt her.
To be honest I think you won't do it anyway.
just post your thing bro, if its right you might be surprised
Sauce???
I think that's Jynx Maze but idk what scene it is!!!
might be. dunno actually. love it anyway, thats why i googled it to atract attention