ITT: we live in morrowind

ITT: we live in morrowind

*whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh*

Saw an outlander the other day

O shit

*disgruntled sound*

What did you do

Impevials stool ma ring :-(
They oooolwey bully little farggot :-(((

FUS RO DAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Called him bittergreen then told him my life story

>Arrow to the
>K N E E
>N
>E
>E

Shor's Bones, I hate being a nigger.

>tfw enough of a oldfag to remember the nerevarine

Get out N'wah.

...

SPIT IT OUT OR HIT THE ROAD

Deer penis

You N'wah

I must have gotten blackout drunk in Windhelm, I'm surrounded by those dark elf peasants

>Peasents

i'll be partyharding and getting drunk with cheap imperial wine at balmorra's tavern with random dunnmers i met if someone needs me

I'm Nord and you wouldn't dare to correct me where I'm from

FUCK YEAH!!! MORROWIND IS MY SHIT!!

>Do missions for fighters guild and become Grandmaster.
>Do missions for Assassin's guild become grandmaster.
>Make a levitation ring that allows me to levitate for 500 seconds.
> Levitate eveywhere.
> Train marksman to lvl 100
> Become a Khajit demon shooting arrows at peasants from above.
> Don't even do the main quest and just steal expensive shit.
> Kill all characters in the entire morrowind game, even the ones that are important to completing the main quest.
> Caius Cassodes I'm looking at you, you ugly skooma smoking motherfucker.
> Take is skooma and get high.
> Overdose. i hope Skyrim is better off than Morrowind

my name is Tarhiel. Im the biggest mage in morrowind. just look at my scroll of icarian flight

Do something, I dare you

Well, not even last night's storm could wake you. I heard them say we reached Morrowind. I'm sure you're reading this in my voice.

What's the difference between a Nord funeral and a Nord party? The funeral has one less Nord.

Fuck yeah I live in Morrowind. Why would I live anywhere else in Tamriel?

We ain't in skyrim boi

Gladly, show me the nearest inn and I will get drunk and fuck you, like you've never been fucked before

KEK

Give Uncle Crassius some sugar

What's your favorite city in Morrowind, Sup Forums?

Suran master race here.

When you saw this shit, you were fucked.

This is you btw

>cliff racer
>fucked
You weren't very good at this game, I take it?

Cliff racers were the bane of my existence, user.

Sure, they were annoying, but that's it. Just an annoyance.

r/ing an edit of helper with farhoth's hair

do you even mage? a single spell and they die all at once

Fuck! Anyone seen my Mithril greaves? I just had them.

I never used much Destruction magic, no. Mysticism is master race. Alteration and Illusion are cool too.

>Die from random swamp disease

I've tried to get in to Morrowind, but I always get a bit lost in the gameplay. What's a good playstyle to do, and what questlines are worth starting first?

don't mind me just running to ghostgate to steal some glass armor then off to visit my special friend ahnassi

hot

I played a nightblade and just ran around doing shit. That's what I love about TES games.

what can you guys tell me about solstheim

>nightblade
do you talk about teso or tes 3?

Make a custom class and just pick what you like. It helps if you understand how the leveling will work and keep it in mind while making your character, but that sort of min/max shit is optional. I just do it because I'm kind of an autist. But if you're looking for specific quest lines, I would argue that you're approaching the game the wrong way. Explore the world, do the quests that you encounter, just freeball it, man. Fighter's Guild and Mage's Guild are both easy right off the bat though, if you really need to be pointed in a specific direction. Thieves Guild is my personal favorite of the faction quest lines.

Fucking n'wah degenerate

When someone says nightblade outside of ESO they just mean a magic/stealth hybrid. I think the name originally came from one of the Daggerfall pre-made classes.

Thanks fam, I appreciate the pointers.

hmm i dont remember anything premade in daggerfall, but thats possible because i'm disappointed from redguard's premade char setup

WE WAZ KANGZ N SHIT

Make sure to grab Alchemy and make lots of fatigue potions - then you can sprint around and just chug a potion to regain fatigue and kill shit.

Remember low fatigue = close to zero % chance to hit.

I can recommend conjuration, as you can conjure up daedric weapons on the spot without having to carry that shit around.

Also, weapon classes scales with different main attributes - only weapon that scales with Endurance is spears.

pls r8

There were nightblade class in Morrowind

All of this is good advice.

Blunts are my favorite weapon group but that's just a preference thing. Spears are good too, although there aren't a lot of unique ones out there.

Hey guys ... Arrgh! Fukken Cliffracer!!

8/10

I didn't recall using teleportation magic, but there I was...... naked.......

-insert very loud steam noises here-

On my way to Balmorra out of a nice small fishing village.

Suddenly I hear a cry for help:

>Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeee

This fruity looking nigga falls out of the sky.

Excuse me, but why does Morrowind look like a deformed uterus?

Seyda Nen

They modelled it on your mothers cunt.

Make that nigga check your trips as he lays there dying.

...

Well that explains a lot. Including your looks.

Wow. I can't unsee this now.
Also this.

Why walk when you can ride

Bruh, you forgot Aurials Bow. Shit was so cash.

Morrowind was my childhood
Mass effect trilogy was my teen angst stage
Now I play games in my head, I made a whole universe

I graduated from gaming to insanity

"Foolish creature. You should learn to dress yourself before venturing out."

Don't taunt the daedra guys.

I liked Ghostgate. Kind of an underrated little "town" in my opinion, even aside from its usefulness for early OP equipment. I used to hang around there a good bit.

3/10. My OG Xbox character was level 142.
>level sneak to 100
>create fortify sneak skill spell by 1 point
>find sneak master trainer
>use fortify skill to put sneak at 101
>pay trainer to level as much as you want
>win

That's pretty hardcore. You just need to start writing and you could become a best selling author if your universe is as deep as you make it out to be.

3/10 because his level isn't high enough yet? I just meant to rate the build.

Vvardenfell looks like a constipated elderly ghost. Or a very worried tooth.

>be me
>humble pureblood Dunmer master race
>own a shop in Balmora
>this fleabag faggot walks into my shop high on skooma like a typical nigger cat
>tries selling me 400 pieces of some shitty mushroom he probably shat on for a sword
>tell him to fuck off and jump in a river
>he walks up stairs
>i sigh and slowly walk after him
>he jogs past me and fucks off out the door
>find out later he stole some of my fucking books and booze
>fucker!
>see him a few days later in totally different armor
>give him shit prices

Yeah bitch, my shop, my prices. Fucking flea nigger.

I don't have the resources nor the time to even explain it, this is 4 years of daily visits and updates

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't satisfy the quotta as most games are propaganda bullets

My world is just beautiful, no minority strife, no feminism, no hero saves the girl

It's just a living breathing world

I encourage you to try it, you would be surprised what your mind can conjure up during boredom

Am only messing around in good spirit for the holidays.

You have to find a way to let it all out. Your brain can handle having all this inside it for so long without it being released somehow. One day you're going to visit and your brain is just going to pop. Next thing you know you're in a mental institute with all the other great men who simply couldn't let it out.

>Be me
>Cliff racer
>My nature is to feed
>See creature
>Impulsively go and try to eat it
>It shoots fucking flames and lighting from its hands on me
>What the fucking fuck
>How are we not extinct
>Raka kakaaaa

Let's BTFO here in our land.

underrated post

I'm a shitty writer
I'm a shittier animator
I can't design with my hands
My mind can hold in the moment very vivid details of an entire room full of people with every miniscule detail


I think I will run a recording device or program and just narrate everything

What next? Where do I pitch it lol?

>not even last nights storm could wake you

You just know he had some cabin fever fun with that ass

Start up your own shortwave radio or something and just gather a little audience and then appeal for some major stations to start playing it.

Like an audio book?
Might work

Hey thank you user. Sincerely thank you that's not a bad idea.

>be me
>chilling at my shop
>motherfucking n'wah walks in with 10 bags of worthless shit
>starts emptying out his bags, trying to sell me his crap
>motherfucker has about 20 bottles of skooma in there
>tell him that i'm not buying anything from some skooma dealing piece of shit
>chucks his 20 bottles on the deck
>fuck it

No problem, just remember me when you get to the top. And have a good christmas.

I played the fuck out of that game back in the day. Broke the game though after i figured out how become basically invincible with alchemy after just a few hours of making a fresh character.

What era? Cuz recently it's not looking great. Our gods DIED.

OP here: I actually hope this works out. will totally buy the audio book

kek

Anyone else get the boots of blinding speed?

Saint Ji'ub!!!

3rd era

This is perfect.