Hey Sup Forums help me think of a cool name for my new pistol

Hey Sup Forums help me think of a cool name for my new pistol

Jerry

The Dick I Wish I Had

Plastic Liquor Store Sticker-Upper

Gun
Pistol

Piss troll

blurry Smith and Wesson M&P Shield (probably 9mm)

Moist Bumcrack

Jangles the Moon Monkey

Gun Mk.II

Clit Destroyer

Moonman Special

It comes equipped with holopoint rounds that do more damage to minorities

Kinda like that one

Darkness Eliminator

Thought I was picking the clearer one from the thumbnail.

I think this one's better.

Lex Luger
Glock Lesner
Colt Porter

Just making puns, I don't know much about firearms.

name her Lexi

"My Black Friend"

Lex Luger is a pretty good one, lol.

At least you're trying.

My gun isn't a girl

Nick Cannon

Ebony
Death Penalty
AnHeroer

Foofoo Faggotstick

Shooty McShootyface

Shitty polymer M&P

Child funtime

You don't like the replies you get, then don't create a thread.

Try Gustavo.

Holy shit, the power of dubs! I make a Cole Porter joke and next thing I know Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom comes on (it starts with "Anything Goes" by Cole Porter).

name it an and change your name to hero

Petey Pew Pew
Rod McBlast

Let's reimagine this

>hey Sup Forums what should I name my kid
>name her Cassandra
>it's not a girl

It's not the name that's the issue, it's you assuming my firearm's gender you cis scum

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Beta blaster

Pic related, my xmas present is in the mail.

First the Glock then my Cock

Kek.

Awww, you getting butt hurt. Fucking kek

Try the name Barret