What the hell is their problem ?

>What the hell is their problem ?

there is no ordem or progresso

It is free real estate.

You.

Bananas

Extreme poverty, embarrassing culture, shitty people, broken society.

This country shouldn't exist at first place.
(Also, welcome to Latin America.)

There's a lot that's right about Brazil

> Large Population for Domestic Industry/Superpower

> Fertile Land for Farming

> Rich in mineral resources

> One language to unify the people: Brazilian Portuguese, the most powerful language on earth.

> Half the population are of European ancestry

> Stunning landscape for tourism/travel

> Gorgeous women and friendly people

It's a shame it has all been managed so badly

How much the Brazilian minister of tourism is paying you?

Nada. I am just a Brazilboo, and everyone should be too :)

>friendly people
I don't think so. Have you seen how shit they are on Sup Forums ?

I wouldn't think the average French poster reflects his country that well

t. separautista

Brazilians are friendly to white foreigners from rich countries specifically, in that sense he is correct. But Brazilians treat each other like shit and hate foreigners from poor countries.

Btw this is the average woman in Brazil. Please come to Brazil gente.

We are aggressive here because this is an aggressive environment, especially towards brazilians, but we're usually very friendly with gringos.

>We
We, who? Talk for yourself.

do you want a banana?
come get the BANANA
B A N A N A
A
N
A
N
A

for good good monkey

yes get banana

Everyone on this site is an autist outcast, not reflective society as a whole.

COME TO BRAZIL AND GET YOUR FREE SUPERMODEL

idk man i just live here

sorry for that I'm a piece of shit I love you brazil

There's so much shit wrong on your post that I don't even know where to begin...

> Tfw you realize that it is you that is the problem

:(

Everything I said was true. You people don't even know how good you have it in Paradise.

So why don't you come live here then? You will wish for your New Zealand in less than a month, remember this post.

Thank you friend. I am actually coming for a whole month in July. I will be everywhere between MG and RS

> One language to unify the people: Brazilian Portuguese, the most powerful language on earth.

>One
215.

>Brazilian Portuguese is a language
Nope. "Portuguese" is the language. "Brazilian Portuguese" is just a standard made based on a bunch of dialects, some closer to dialects spoken in Europe than to other dialects.

And one can even argue not even Portuguese is a language, but an "Ibero-Romance dialect".

>powerful language
Gimme the power level then, John. 9001 giganiggas?

>between MG and RS
PARANÁ IS FULL, FUCK OFF. LAST TIME WE GOT THOSE FILTHY BLEACHED NIGGERS STINKING ROTTEN CABBAGE WE ALMOST WENT CELESTIAL MONARCHY MODE.

Post your trip report here when you come.

who gives a fuck about those

> FILTHY BLEACHED NIGGERS STINKING ROTTEN CABBAGE

Is this a Brazilian delicacy? I hope I can sample it on my visit to Curitiba

we don't have an identity :(
that's why we hate one another :(
that's why we comit so much crime :(
because we hate ourselves :(

It would be cool to meet some Anons actually. If there's any Carioca's around I'll be there for a week.

Onde esta as fofinhas brasileiras?

I'm moving there next month

Vai se dar o cú meus amigos

That's great user. Flick me an email at heydonmc1 (at) gmail dot com if you want to catch up.

Viadão queima rosca.

I know you're trolling, but last time I heard an outsider whining about Curitiba was really fun.

Or like we say here, "piazada ri da fuça dos outros pelas costas."

("Rotten cabbage" = sauerkraut. It's a historical reference you won't get.)

Você deu, gostou e agora recomenda? Morde-fronhas.

lol frutuoso

Saved you email, mate. I'll do that in future.

Frutífero! Esse dá a graviola no pé.

>It would be cool to meet some Anons actually.
Got both your kidneys?

Who are you quoting?

Mostly the so-called South Brazilians.

Southerners just meme about separatism but the worst shitposters are from the southeast though, more specifically São Paulo.
They think acting like complete assholes somehow makes them first worlders and less "brazilian", they are also the most thirsty for gringo approval, they are also the most delusional when it comes to whiteness and quality of life.

HE SAID IT GUYS
AAAAA HE DID IT AGAIN

niggers, niggers running all over the place, that's their problem

São Paulo is becoming more of a meme than the south here. They are unironically pretending to have a superiority complex to hide their inferiority complex of never being as relevant as Rio in the eyes of foreigners and never being white in the eyes of south brazilians, as much as they insist on both being untrue.

São Paulo city is an ugly concrete jungle turned into manufacturing/financial capital and that makes them feel like hot shit. I wish someone made a project to transfer all relevant national manufacturing to a more likeable state like Minas Gerais or something.

>tfw no brazilian gf

brazil is trash

Rain forest

As soon as the water runs out the poor go feral and destroy São Paulo from within, inshallah.

brazilians still have this friendly cosmopolitan attitude that kind of reminds of of canada in the 90s... people are optimists and easy to talk to.. provided you can blend in as one of them.

They are a culture on their own, similar to americans. They don't take examples from the rest of the world preferring to have a self inspired culture. Brazil is a true melting pot country and lusophones are probably the least racist colonial peoples that exist.

That being said they are fucking annoying and generally very un-intellectual or even anti-intellectual.

pic not related

Projections, projections all over.
Paulistas are insufferable, southerns are insufferable, northerns are insufferable, cariocas are the devil incarnate and everyone else simply don't have the required english level to hang around this board

Hahahaha no

did that once, huge mistake. Brazilian women are certifiably insane. Almost married one but luckily for me whole thing fell apart.

speaking of property do you think buying br farmland is a good idea?

Ah a fellow Brazilboo have you actually gone I have been to Rio I never wanted to go but found a cheap flight i was looking to go to Floripa or Sao paulo but i'll have to do that next time.

Brazil makes the best trannies with big bundas like how a real man should want. Only problem is they may have std's or something.

no, only if you have a shitton of money

Post moar br qts pls tks m8

Foreigners can't buy farmland in Brazil.

Come to Brazil

>They don't take examples from the rest of the world preferring to have a self inspired culture.
because the media nutjobs keeps trying to shove sweden and america down our throats as the argument in favor of whatever shitty idea they are advocating for, even politicians often invokes those, only to end up in one huge disaster.

Southern Euro blood. It makes one stupid, loud, corrupt and susceptible to committing crime.

Except the crime rates in Hispania/Iberia are small.

t. mafia goomba

ok

The purge.

Smuggling of drugs and bizarre murder.

Brazil and Australia do not want to go because there are lots of scary animals

Wow japanese are tiny

No wonder they lost

haha, convincing because the Spanish who makes the cow slaughter says.

its a good thing that you don't inspire yourself from the rest of the world. Western culture is a joke now.

Sounds like shit people all around senpai.

>Have you seen how shit they are on Sup Forums ?
Brazilians on Sup Forums
KEK

Why do you even waste your time with southerners? Before coming here I imagined them being backward hicks living in cardboard houses. I still think the same, but now I add "delusional" to the list and just ignore when I see their posts.

MAH LEAF SHITPAWST
WE WUZ WHITZ N SHIEEEET

kys poo abandon canada.

Socialism, and only that

>Socialism
naïve idiot bastard

Then we have socialism, it fucked literally everything and made us pathetic
Africans are cool as fuck tho

t. have never lived or interact with Africans