How do I tell my parents I'm straight?

how do I tell my parents I'm straight?

have 2 dads, they think/want me to be gay. but I'm not

basically they will both be like "talk to any hot boys in your class?" and shit like that

senior in h.s. w/ 2 dads who want me to be gay. wat do?

Post pics of fags, I mean parents.

Get pictures of models and hang them on your walls

tell them you support president trump

You're clearly a faggot in denial, just admit to yourself you're a raging homosexual who loves sucking cock.

If you are however not a faggot, you are a spineless fucking little bitch and clearly too fucking stupid to tell those faggots "just cus you love to stick your dick in shit and suck dickcheese does not mean i fucking like to, the majority of people on this planet are heterosexual now fuck off"

Grow some balls you pathetic little cunt.

Holy shit user this wasn't about you

Call them faggots and tell them to stop trying to convert you or you're calling CPS

Tell them you're not gay. Ask them to stop. Sounds really fucking inappropriate and annoying. I would have told them the first time they implied I was gay, that I'm not fucking gay.

Moght as well kys. Gays are some of the most intolerant people. Remember the couple that harassed Mrs. Trump and her kids on the plane?

>muh feelings
they knew what they were in for when they came here instead of reddit

they're trying to pressure you into being gay so i'd say tell them as insultingly as possible.

Some parents you have there OP
Man up and say that you won't take anymore of their gay shit and tell them to stop being inappropriate about it. Your sexuality is your choice; just shove it in their faces.

Have you tried raping them in them in the ass until they stop?

Get lots of tranny porn. Break them in to the idea.

>talk to any hot boys in your class?

"actually there are a couple of cute girls. There is hazel and Mackenzie...blah blah blah."

If your dads are true faggots they will get the hint and drop it.

They're grooming you for six. Report them to CPS immediately. Unless you enjoy getting spit roasted by a pair of aging faggots and gagging on their cum and farting sperm bubbles from every orifice. In which case carry on, user, you're doing great.

>Ask them to stop
>implied I was gay
You see, they clearly don't care about what user is. Otherwise they wouldn't have implied it without some sort of indication from him. So asking won't work. OP shouldn't care about breaking the news in a nice way. They clearly didn't care about being nice. He should be as rude as possible because that's how they've made it.

maybe, I'll think about it

I have hope solo & alex morgan up, but I played soccer all my life. so I think they just think I like their soccer playing lmao

they both support trump


I like your attitude, I shouldn't let my gay ass parents push me around. shit is fucked up. thank you for giving it to me straight, doc

he's probably dealing with the same thing

hmmm

I tried too but wasn't direct enough. I would usually say "that's not my style". it doesn't come up super often so I've just been going by that

kms or fuck bitches? I think I'll fuck bitches good sir

damn straight, reddit would of sugar coated the fuck out of this

you are right, I gotta sack up and just say it. I've been saving up a lil cash from selling bud so I think i can move out in a year. (a little behind in school from skipping)

worth a shot, my dad's are ugly af tho

ehh they'd probably like it if I was trans.

Just tell those faggots to fuck off and let you decide your sexuality.

bait.

but in case its not, this is the reason that these mental illnesses need to be addressed not accepted

Why be diplomatic? Those cunts are clearly trying to pressure him. What's fucked up is that OP is feeling bad for being straight, like he has to apologise for it. Fucking faggots.

yea be straight up with them

pretty fucking stupid of them to assume your sexuality like that. Like its the fags that push for the child's choice in gender and sexuality and there they are asking you about boys? what the actual fuck

I have two lesbian moms and they are always bugging me about finding a girlfriend. I'm a girl.

Lemme see them tits or I need you to get the fuck out

proof of lesbian moms. do you 3 shower together. tell me, my dick is out

That's the worst. Lesbians hate life, hate each other, beat up on each other all the time, and are miserable fat blue-haired SJW losers.

Tell your moms to STFU and go get a man like a smart woman. And never do anything they ever advise you.

oh thats actually a pretty good way to do it. I'm thinking I'll say my teacher is hot to REALLY freak them out

well they provide for me, give me food, shelter, water. mostly treat me with respect. they just really want me to be gay like them...

if me being nice doesn't work, I'll give it to them hard and fast

I think being trans is a mental illness, but not being gay. also I wish this was fucking bait because then I could fap without having to think about my retarded gay dad's wanting me to be gay

yeah it's super hypocritical. I think they just "raised me gay" you know that Louie C.K joke? that shit was real for me

you feel my pain, maybe we'd be perfect for each other

Cause I'm assuming one of two things:
A) his parents just assume everyone is gay like them, kind of like how we all assume everyone is [BLANK]
B) his parents are retarted enough to think two gays raising a child will make a third gay.

Either way this is a nicer way of putting it. If they continue then I say just fucking dig into em.

Also it's clearly bait so I mean, it doesn't really matter at all.

they can beat my ass

lesbians are fine if they're hot

it's both A & B. both are macho dudes so no one could or can really beat them up for being gay. it's crazy, they really go against the stereotype. sometimes I think DAD 1 is full of shit


call it bait, it's my life you nigger and I'm trying to figure out how to not feel weird about liking girls in my own house. succ me bitch

Don't worry, you won't have to deal with them soon enough.

how is trump affecting the lgbtq community? seems like he doesn't give a shit about them and is gonna let them do their thing

>they can beat my ass
Everyone takes a beating sometime. I understand that you're young but sooner or later you're gonna have to stand up. There's always someone that can beat your ass. It shouldn't stop you from doing what is right.

My bait meter is still going off, but like my erection for trap furries, it's going down.

Take solace OP, 90% of the planet is like you, liking the opposite sex. Your in the majority, your dads are not. You have no reason to feel bad.

Beyond this if they keep shoving it down your mouth my simple response would be
"Do you really think who I like is the most important thing about me?"

Or some variant of
"I'm more than my sexuality"

It would be pretty crushing and would get them to back off.

very true, but knowing they can K.O me with one punch really makes me feel pretty hesitant to be aggressive about the whole thing. some people on here are saying really lay it into them, but it's not worth it if i can convey the same message without being a dick

I don't blame you, it sounds so ridiculous and like such a lie, but that's a great response. I'm not good on my toes so I always freeze up when shit like that happens. I'm definitely gonna say something like that


TFW Sup Forums helps

You're really going to go to the most socially inept place on the internet for advice? Maybe thats the underlying problem and why youre struggling in the first place. Not a single sensible answer has been given.

you got anything better than "tell them the truth?"

Yeah what these anons said. It's the best non agressive way to do things.

You would be surprised how much Sup Forums can do sometimes. It causes a good fair of people's problems but I can help so many too.

i disagree, I see several good solutions. maybe you're just a little bitch who's afraid to ask for help??

Pussy, just fucking do it. If they give you shit, counter with the fact that they're doing the exact same fucking thing homophobes do when they find out their kids are gay.

Really dude, just fucking tell them that you're not gay. Being straight is considered the norm, remember?

yeah true! i bet they got all swole and big is because of that exact reason.

everyone here is either insulting me hardcore or giving me SUPER helpful advice.

OP just tell them
"I'm not gay btw" then leave and tell us their reactions

I'm gonna wait a few days after xmas so I for sure get presents. and i should make sure to have a friend to stay with lined up. just in case

"I'm straight."
Faggot.

>buy a bra
>jack it into bra
>leave bra on couch

Best case they'll get the idea, worst case they'll think you're into drag. Post results.

Which one is your real dad?
Has your fake dad tried to bum you?

this

the most Sup Forums way of coming out of the closet. will consider

DAD 1 is my real dad

DAD 2 is my fake dad

DAD 2 hasn't made any moves on me, he's the super flamboyant kinda gay

DAD 1 (my "real" dad, was adopted as a baby) is just your regular looking dude who happens to be gay.

DAD 2 pushes the gay agenda a lot more, so that's why i've been so hesitant to say anything. DAD 1 & I never had the conversation.

after all the advice tho I'm definitely ready, will definitely post results.

Godspeed, Opposite-Day OP

Good luck, and know that things will work out in the end. Your young and this is big right now. One day you will look back and be happy you learnt that you can handle even big issues like this.

Smiles your way from me. Your great!

Consider looking into assertiveness.

"Assertiveness is a skill regularly referred to in social and communication skills training. Being assertive means being able to stand up for your own or other people's rights in a calm and positive way, without being either aggressive, or passively accepting 'wrong'."

That dish looks like it's shaking its fist.

Or taking a selfie.

A is almost always the case I think

hey OP, when did this all start anyway?