User, I have herpes but I'm horny as fuck. Will you at least stick the tip in?

>user, I have herpes but I'm horny as fuck. Will you at least stick the tip in?

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Most people who have had sex have herpes you dunce.

It's cool, I have harpies too

Hell no ain't no pussy worth that shit. What if you react to it in facial warts shit ruins you professionally and for sure socially

Umm, no it's more like 1/3.

"If you let me hit the pooper, sure."

Herpes is super common, super managable, and not a big deal.

Lemme get a condom lez go.

>"nah pikafemanon, you can give me a footjob doe."

I would devour those wrinkly soles

>super manageable, and not a big deal

Take a poll, see how many women would be willing to fuck someone with herpes, then tell me how it's not a big deal.

You don't even have to have sex to get herpes.

Op you are actually fucking stupid.
75%-80% of Americans carry at least one Herpes Simplex Virus (Type 1 or 2)

Most people are asymptometic

there's a good chance that many of the women who take that poll also have herpes

Oh, I have herpes too! How about a 69?

deal

haha srs

yes. yes I would

But I think, to his point, a lot of people don't know they have it because it never causes a problem.

yeah, and 95% of those that don't won't want to fuck you.

So, 95% of 2/3 is a pretty big swath

Definitely would do foot stuff with you

I'm about to kill myself anyway. Why not?

Give me 2 condoms and I'll fuc you bloody

Aww'right! You wanna go top or bottom?

Considering it's more difficult for a guy to get herpes from a woman than the other way around...probably. Might be able to get away with it a few times as long as she's not having a flare up. Chicks got it bad, once they get nutted in they pretty much catch whatever the guy has.

Someone tell me these guys are trolling or just ignorant as shit. Reading this makes me feel like getting tested for STDs and I'm a fucking kissless virgin.

>no get the fuck out of my house you weeaboo faggot before i call the cops

Read for your self
projectaccept.org/straight-dope-herpes-statistics/

They're including oral herpes when the OP is implying genital herpes.

Herpes tends to be benign and unoticeable anyways, and most people already carry the virus anyways

Do even. Even a little bit of research.

The only reason it's not more out there is because fuck faces like OP make it seem like a death sentence when it's a mildly inconvenient skin condition for a week that never bothers you again.

But the stigma is so huge and the pictures that they show are SO BAD that nobody wants to admit they have it.

Herpes virus is herpes virus

I'm immune to it. My sisters have it. My mother has it. I fucked a girl every day for 2 years who had it and only told me after we broke up. Went and got tested. No herps.

I'm immune to herpes so why not ~_~

Everyone with herpes needs to be exterminated we need to kill all that are infected

>risking picking up a new strain that may not be asymptomatic for yourself.
Never fuck someone with open sores, ever. If they are a carrier though, fuck it.

One is relatively benign with few or no appearances of symptoms while the other is harmful and omnipresent.

Have you ever gotten chicken pox?
Well I've got bad news for you.

>never bothers you again
Ha hah haaa
I agree though, stigma is out of control

Chicken pox is a form of herpes. Look it up.

I have a friend who carries it and got a few bumps in an episode she couldn't even describe because it wasn't a painful or anything.

And has never seen it again.

I dunno man, it's whack.

There is a vaccine also...

>immune
No fuck faces, your carriers. Your worse than people who get symptoms cause you can actually tell when thier shedding, unlike yourselves.

Fuck no! You're a pikachu! Girafarig's hotter anyway.

Yeah it's called a bullet
nothing else will work

I already have herpes; I'd stick my jewel encrusted peepee right up that there crispy snatch.

It's not spread by semen, just skin contact. The virus is stored in your nerves