Okay B-tards i need your help since my friends are useless. My mom invited some dude to our house for Christmas and I had to pretend I was asleep so she wouldn't ask me to meet him, but I really need to shit but they'll hear if I leave my room wat do?
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Just pretend you just woke up, shit, go back to bed. It's not that hard.
shit out the window
Just kill you're self and go to school
Take a shower
Okay here's the thing. The bathroom is downstairs and so are they and I've been diagnosed as being on the spectrum so I could literally freak the fuck out if I have to talk to him
shit in something and throw it out the window. also post your moms tits
Op is a faggot
Wow this board has gone to shit latley look at this garbage
get real problems fuckbag
You don't solve your problems by avoiding them. Man up.
This board has gone to shit? Oh I'm sorry some sperg master who jerks off to anime didn't like my post well boo fucking hoo I'm honoring the shit I'm taking both literally and physically on Sup Forums to you, you useless fucking cunt.
Put a towel in a corner. Shit. Wrap it up and get rid of it later.
At least I have an education
Shit in your closet
At least i know how to take a shower
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At least I can shower
didn't you post this at thanksgiving? your mom is a whore.
Run out naked screaming, I love you mommy... While masturbating and shitting on the floor simultaneously. Once the turd(s) hit the floor, pick them up and throw them at the guy. Don't forget to drool also. You want to seem as retarded as possible.
Any of these. You already confirmed you're a tard So all are plausible
So just do what comes naturally then go it. Reporting back in a minute.
Look don't shit in your room. Slippery slope . Just breeze by them saying " Sorry gotta use the restroom please excuse me" without looking at them . Go shit and quickly run back to your room afterwords. They probably don't give a fuck anyway.
BETTER PLUG THAT BUTTHOLE OP OR ELSE RISK AN "EPISODE"
Nice
Serious:
>Start crying, loudly
>Knock things over in your room
>Shit self
>Run out of room
>Go directly to your mom
>Act handicapped
>Cry to her that you shat yourself
>Look at new guy
>Sit in his lap and call him "New Daddy"
>Lick his cheek
>Start laughing like a mad man
Come out of the closet. Shit.
Shove a blue yeti in your asshole while eating sour patch kids