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just had sex
The Big Questions
excellent image, really top quality
am a virgin
BFSS (big fat sloppy shit)
Want to have a wank but the dog won't leave my room
FOY sub edition
cara
maisie
havent smoked in 48 hours - do i keep going or do i get a really quality nicotine hit today?
>tfw the oneitis got a tattoo
Only chad should get to reproduce
got a coffee date tomorrow before my first day of uni lads x
Something so about about overweight women.
They're just dying for a bit of attention but their weak willed nature prevents them from skipping a meal here and there.
just another day or two and you won't even want to smoke anymore
it will be sad to see the 125 go but its replacement is pretty slick
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*something so qt
now to build the high-speed rail network to carry these trains
ETHIOPIAN LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
>train autism
/brit/ never fails to amaze me
>trying to commit to a relationship at the very start of uni
mong
The first year or two of uni you will be surrounded by girls who are of legal age, developed and experiencing their first taste of freedom. There's plenty of time to get into a relationship towards the end if you want that.
t. virgin
M8
um not looking for anything serious just hoping to get a shag thanks x
unhelpful, there are tons of girls but there's never ever any opportunity where you'd have any interaction with one, social life at uni is possibly the most memiest gimmick i've encountered in my life
KENSHIROOOOOOOOPIAAAAAAA
weird post desu
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watched that Doctor Strange movie last night
s'alright, and I don't normally like that Cumberpatch guy
well the intercity 125 is due to be replaced by 2020 but if government infrastructure projects in the uk are anything like they are here then they'll be way behind schedule and massively over budget
Gonna see John Wick 2 today
meant to be good
this isn't rural USA, most girls have had freedom before uni
Whenever I see a ‘low-fat muffin’ in a coffee shop, I have to control an urge to pick it up and jump on it
>there's never ever any opportunity where you'd have any interaction with one
Live in halls, join clubs, go to student nights at clubs. Plenty opportunities.
There's only no opportunities if you sit inside, alone, like a gimp the entire time waiting for something to happen while doing nothing.
how do i cure an ingrown toenail lads?
So I hear. Keanu' s always worth a watch
>no water or food
>still got cinemas
mad ting
would love to ride this train from DC to NYC but it's doopin expensive
pretty excited to see that rail project in florida get off the ground 2bh
Literally just ate and enjoying some french press coffee m8
When you go out in school yeah you might be among some girls who are down to fuck but the majority of girls you know / interact with still live at home.
At uni this is flipped and now the majority you interact with will be living away from home be it in halls or shared accommodation. Gimps who live at home and commute to uni don't go out. So you're around a lot of girls who would previously not have done anything because they didn't want to take a lad home and shag in the room next door to their parents at 2AM. Now that stigma doesn't exist.
this famine business doesn't look as bad as it sounds on the news desu
just watched some mong walk into a post lmao
The gf
me too i really like the locomotives they're gonna use
siemens charger
Out of body experiences are weird, huh?
>siemens charger
Oh nice thanks my phone only has one bar
*plugs in*
business idea: eat dirt and turn it into poo
Getting really fucking sick of hearing about Islam.
>be at work
>take money from tip jar to pay for my lunch (we don't get lunch breaks)
>supervisor catches me on camera
>he sends me home and says he'll be emailing the manager
am I fucked? it was only like 5 dollars (I put it back after that), and we don't even get given the tips.
Trains are incredibly patrician means of travel
The Indian Subcontinent
That mug is filthy
>skills so weak you can't even match the font
Sounds like a runt tier job anyway so who cares
So is yours, m8. Have a bath
yank trains tend to look a lot more bulky
wonder if there is a reason for this or just coincidence
It's clearly residue from the level of the liquid before the last sip. You have evidently never had a hot drink in your life.
Stick to the coca-cola mummy buys you.
Is the Ethiopian an Islam?
I've been on trains between Boston and NYC, Philly and DC
was very neato
bartender/waiter, it's not so bad as a second job. The main thing is I need to pay rent so I can't lose it until I've found something new.
Nah m8.
why u over there
runt tier jobs are pretty competitive atm
You may only post in this thread if you have a foreskin.
NOT SO FAST yanks and ethiopians
got a train from new york to florida once. took ages.
I live here, fitizen
Getting a train to Scotland later today. Shan't be looking forward to it though, I hate transport
i'm not sure why since they all run on standard gauge
must just be a different engineering philosophy
wish i didn't
waiting for my poo to come out before i weigh myself
Phoneposting lads :^}
Had mine removed for athletic purposes
Cant have needless weight bringing down my running times
new cars coming to the BART
same, i'm a swimmer and it was causing too much drag
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Watched a documentary other night about this lad walkabout in Sudan. More pyramids than Egypt. They had most of their tops cut off though. Parrently some Italian cunt was hunting for gold and demolished them in the process.
watchign some runt post on the phone
was it a nice journey?
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i usually take amtrak from DC to my parents' town when i visit and it takes about 8 hours with no delays which is longer than the 6 hour drive but it's way more comfy than driving all that way on the interstate
also met some real characters on the train one bloke had a bearded dragon with him and he took it out of his carrier and just let him sit on his leg the whole time
fed him slices of strawberry
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Had sex about an hour ago
It was nice
No memeing, ancient Egypt was founded by the Sudanese. Their pyramids are far older
Dry, mild, slightly grey sky is the best weather. Don't @ me.
>fed him slices of strawberry
the bloke?
WE
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it was interesting sometimes but also a bit boring.
i really like the new rolling stock they're phasing in for my metro service (dc)
insane story bro
are you a brit?
what do you do?
Is Ireland a nicer vacation than the UK?
That's what I've heard.
Always thought that people who had a mum with a different surname to them were the ULTIMATE runts, but now it's about to happen to me haha
for winter yeh
he fed the bearded dragon that although your scenario certainly would've ventured into the bizarre
American born ethiopian. Real estate development
Fucking tragic what happened to them and, no one is looking after them now either. Shame