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just had sex

The Big Questions

excellent image, really top quality

am a virgin

BFSS (big fat sloppy shit)

Want to have a wank but the dog won't leave my room

FOY sub edition

cara
maisie

havent smoked in 48 hours - do i keep going or do i get a really quality nicotine hit today?

>tfw the oneitis got a tattoo

Only chad should get to reproduce

got a coffee date tomorrow before my first day of uni lads x

Something so about about overweight women.

They're just dying for a bit of attention but their weak willed nature prevents them from skipping a meal here and there.

just another day or two and you won't even want to smoke anymore

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it will be sad to see the 125 go but its replacement is pretty slick

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*something so qt

now to build the high-speed rail network to carry these trains

ETHIOPIAN LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

>train autism

/brit/ never fails to amaze me

>trying to commit to a relationship at the very start of uni
mong

The first year or two of uni you will be surrounded by girls who are of legal age, developed and experiencing their first taste of freedom. There's plenty of time to get into a relationship towards the end if you want that.

t. virgin

M8

um not looking for anything serious just hoping to get a shag thanks x

unhelpful, there are tons of girls but there's never ever any opportunity where you'd have any interaction with one, social life at uni is possibly the most memiest gimmick i've encountered in my life

KENSHIROOOOOOOOPIAAAAAAA

weird post desu

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watched that Doctor Strange movie last night

s'alright, and I don't normally like that Cumberpatch guy

well the intercity 125 is due to be replaced by 2020 but if government infrastructure projects in the uk are anything like they are here then they'll be way behind schedule and massively over budget

Gonna see John Wick 2 today

meant to be good

this isn't rural USA, most girls have had freedom before uni

Whenever I see a ‘low-fat muffin’ in a coffee shop, I have to control an urge to pick it up and jump on it

>there's never ever any opportunity where you'd have any interaction with one

Live in halls, join clubs, go to student nights at clubs. Plenty opportunities.

There's only no opportunities if you sit inside, alone, like a gimp the entire time waiting for something to happen while doing nothing.

how do i cure an ingrown toenail lads?

So I hear. Keanu' s always worth a watch

>no water or food
>still got cinemas
mad ting

would love to ride this train from DC to NYC but it's doopin expensive

pretty excited to see that rail project in florida get off the ground 2bh

Literally just ate and enjoying some french press coffee m8

When you go out in school yeah you might be among some girls who are down to fuck but the majority of girls you know / interact with still live at home.

At uni this is flipped and now the majority you interact with will be living away from home be it in halls or shared accommodation. Gimps who live at home and commute to uni don't go out. So you're around a lot of girls who would previously not have done anything because they didn't want to take a lad home and shag in the room next door to their parents at 2AM. Now that stigma doesn't exist.

this famine business doesn't look as bad as it sounds on the news desu

just watched some mong walk into a post lmao

The gf

me too i really like the locomotives they're gonna use

siemens charger

Out of body experiences are weird, huh?

>siemens charger

Oh nice thanks my phone only has one bar

*plugs in*

business idea: eat dirt and turn it into poo

Getting really fucking sick of hearing about Islam.

>be at work
>take money from tip jar to pay for my lunch (we don't get lunch breaks)
>supervisor catches me on camera
>he sends me home and says he'll be emailing the manager

am I fucked? it was only like 5 dollars (I put it back after that), and we don't even get given the tips.

Trains are incredibly patrician means of travel

The Indian Subcontinent

That mug is filthy

>skills so weak you can't even match the font

Sounds like a runt tier job anyway so who cares

So is yours, m8. Have a bath

yank trains tend to look a lot more bulky

wonder if there is a reason for this or just coincidence

It's clearly residue from the level of the liquid before the last sip. You have evidently never had a hot drink in your life.

Stick to the coca-cola mummy buys you.

Is the Ethiopian an Islam?

I've been on trains between Boston and NYC, Philly and DC

was very neato

bartender/waiter, it's not so bad as a second job. The main thing is I need to pay rent so I can't lose it until I've found something new.

Nah m8.

why u over there

runt tier jobs are pretty competitive atm

You may only post in this thread if you have a foreskin.

NOT SO FAST yanks and ethiopians

got a train from new york to florida once. took ages.

I live here, fitizen

Getting a train to Scotland later today. Shan't be looking forward to it though, I hate transport

i'm not sure why since they all run on standard gauge

must just be a different engineering philosophy

wish i didn't

waiting for my poo to come out before i weigh myself

Phoneposting lads :^}

Had mine removed for athletic purposes
Cant have needless weight bringing down my running times

new cars coming to the BART

same, i'm a swimmer and it was causing too much drag

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Watched a documentary other night about this lad walkabout in Sudan. More pyramids than Egypt. They had most of their tops cut off though. Parrently some Italian cunt was hunting for gold and demolished them in the process.

watchign some runt post on the phone

was it a nice journey?

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i usually take amtrak from DC to my parents' town when i visit and it takes about 8 hours with no delays which is longer than the 6 hour drive but it's way more comfy than driving all that way on the interstate

also met some real characters on the train one bloke had a bearded dragon with him and he took it out of his carrier and just let him sit on his leg the whole time
fed him slices of strawberry

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Had sex about an hour ago
It was nice

No memeing, ancient Egypt was founded by the Sudanese. Their pyramids are far older

Dry, mild, slightly grey sky is the best weather. Don't @ me.

>fed him slices of strawberry
the bloke?

WE

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it was interesting sometimes but also a bit boring.

i really like the new rolling stock they're phasing in for my metro service (dc)

insane story bro

are you a brit?

what do you do?

Is Ireland a nicer vacation than the UK?

That's what I've heard.

Always thought that people who had a mum with a different surname to them were the ULTIMATE runts, but now it's about to happen to me haha

for winter yeh

he fed the bearded dragon that although your scenario certainly would've ventured into the bizarre

American born ethiopian. Real estate development

Fucking tragic what happened to them and, no one is looking after them now either. Shame